As I looked at myself in the river, a memory came 'rushing' back to me.
Costume Convention (thing)
As I walked through the front door to the convention, I thought about how long it took me to to make the Wilhelm costume. As I was walking, I saw a 'booth' (thing) with a man dressed as the Merchant. I approached him, looked down at his available items, and bought an echo net device from Borderlands. Just as I was about to pay him, I blacked out.
Present Time
'Huh, that it explains how I got here' I thought. 'Wait a second, if I have an echo net, then doesn't that mean I should have guns, and a heads-up display and stuff?' I thought. As soon as I thought this, the display module 'activated'. Once it was it done, I found out that I was lvl 60 with all the skills unlocked. I looked in my inventory, and I found that I had all the Legendary weapons of the game. I also had infinite ammo. I looked at my objectives menu, and it told to go to......ponyville.......'Sweet Jesus, I'm in Equestria!!' I yelled to the sky.
*Ughhhhh* I groaned as I opened my eyes, only to be met with harsh sunlight. 'What the hell happened last night' I thought. My eyes shot open, hearing my voice sounding more, "gruffer" than usual. I quickly tried scrambling to my feet, but instead of that, I somehow jumped 2 metres up in the air, and landed on the ground straight on my my feet. I quickly put my left hand on my knee to support myself, yet, as I looked down at my hand, I discovered that my hand was replaced with a robotic limb (thing). As I was looking at my hand, I noticed that, my legs were also replaced with some weird robotic limb. As I was contemplating my sanity, a giant lion half-breed jumped out of the flora to my right. Somehow, most likely driven by instinct, I jumped up in the air and landed on its back. I then tried punching it with my left hand, thinking that it would knock the creature out, but instead of that, the entire head exploded in a shower of meat, covering myself in its blood. I fell off the creature, due to shock, and landed on the ground. Because I had some time on my hands, I identified the creature to be a manticore, I new this because I watched a show known as MLP. After I calmed down, I decided to find out what I looked like, so I went to a river that was placed to the left of me. As I looked down at my appearence, I found out that I was Wilhem, a character from borderlands: The pre sequel. (Google it)
