Author's Note
Dr.Zanefer's dialog will have z's in them of most words with out them. Saying this because it's intentional.
Here comes the guest
In Dr.Zanefer's lab there's was excitement in the air and as well several unnamed diseases. Dr.Zanefer finally got the note from Princess Twilight Sparkle that states that herself and Princess Celestia will be coming to the lab and also Discord so that he'll feel a bit more important. "YEZ DIDZ YOUZ HERZ THEZ PRINCEZZ HER SELFZ IZ COMINGZ!" What came out behind a shelf of research notes was a robot pony with a brain on the top covered with a glass dome to reveal that the robot at one time one was just a normal mare and the name that's written on the neck collar was Smartie Treat.
"Oh yes father I did hear the good news! Mommy would have been proud." Smartie Treat said excitingly.
"Yez zee wouldz. If zee wazn't inz little piezes." Dr.Zanefer replied.
Out came his assistant for the day Deadlock. "Why did you need me again?" he asked.
"Zilly Ceacear iz ztill in zee vitural reality." Dr.Zanefer replied.
The Door bell Derpy yelled "DING DONG!"
"(gasp) Zey are herez! Shappenz upz you twoz we haz royalty herez! Zee lab better be zpic and zpan!" Dr.Zanefer yelled.
Dr.Zanefer dashed to the front and open it and welcomed the three guests in.
"Why hello there you must be Dr.Zanefer, well let me introduce my self the name's Discord. Now let's hurry this up I have a thing with Fluttershy." Discord said quite calmly.
"Well howz couldz iz forgetz iz remember when youz whene you waz stonzed." Dr.Zanefer replied.
"Well I still get stoned from time to time if you get my drift." Discord whispered.
Then came in Princess Twilight Sparkle wearing a lab coat, safety goggles, with a matching smile to go with it.
"Wow Dr.Zanefer I heard a lot about your work well although most of it was unpositive, say why is Derpy your doorbell?" Twillight said.
"Wellz my otherz doorz bellz I thinkz hiz namez waz zimmons yeah, hez dezided to drinkz a concoctionz i'z haz made and nowz hez zomewhere in zee labz being inviszeeble. Dozent helpz that zee potion makez zee conszumer unable to talk. Decidez zilly Derpy iz paid zoo muffins." Dr.Zanefer responded.
Twillight walked in to see a huge amazing lab with plenty of things moving and working. "Wow this lab it's amazing!" Twilight squealed.
"Meh," Discord said, "I've seen better."
"(gasp) Discord behave." Twilight demanded.
"Youz zink thatz zis labz iz bigz? Obvouzly neverz zeen a real labz." Dr.Zanefer said.
Then came the most royal princess of all Princess Celstia with the same uniform as Twilight.
"Hollzy crapz iz Celeztia!" Dr.Zanefer said. The doctor took Celstia's Hoof and starting kissing it. He then stopped and shouted to Deadlock "Deadlock! Why aren't zoo coming herez to kizz the princess's hoofz?!"
"I didn't vote for her, in fact nobody did she just took charge!" Deadlock yelled back.
"Ohz don't mindz himz zee is just zilly as filly nowz lets go onz to zee my inventions!" Dr.Zanefer yelled happily.
Right off the bat Celestia got some weird vibes off the place but never less she had to see the presented experiments.
"Nowz obvouzly I can'tz zoh zoo everything butz i'll zoh zoo zee best of zee the best!"Dr.Zanefer responded. "First we haz ze test dummy." Dr.Zanefer responded.
"Well it's just a test dummy." Twilight responded.
Then the test dummy started to move. A Unicorn and a Pegasus test dummy did the same. They Unicorn dummy used a knife to make a sandwich, the Pegasus flew up in the air perfectly, and finally the normal test dummy danced away perfectly.
"Well now I like this." Discord said "It reminds me of a certain 1st episode of one of my shows I've been watching."
"Wow this is amazing, creepy but amazing! Bravo bravo!" Twilight applauded with glee.
"There AI is great but, are they good fighters?" Celestia asked.
"Goodz question Celestia. Ohz Deadlock there iz 20 bitz in zee Test dummy pen." Dr.Zanefer responded.
"What 20 bits! I call dibs I call dibs!" Deadlock responded. Deadlock then went into the test dummy pen. "Hey where's the bits?" Deadlock asked.
"Test dummies getz himz upz." Dr.Zanefar yelled.
"OH WHAT IN EQUESTRIA!" Deadlock screamed.
"Man they are good, ohh that had to hurt but, why didn't you do it on a test dummy rather then your assistant?" Twilight asked.
"1 Then itz wouldz lookz fake and 2 Deadlock haz to be paid for something." Dr.Zanefar answered.
"I think I'll take five." said Discord.
"Next wez haz zee plant of love." Dr.Zanefar said "Deadlock it's time to water the plants."
"Why can't we see the plant?" Twilight asked.
"Well Twilight zis place iz zee lab not the internet." Dr.Zanefar answered.
Deadlock came into the plant pen and was dragged by the plant into the pit of love.
"Well I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going." Discord said. "This would be perfect for Fluttershy her garden is so devoid of life."
"Celestia whatz do youz thinkz?" Dr.Zanefar asked.
Celestia mouthed "What the heck?"
"Zee iz speechless!" Dr.Zanefer yelled happily. "Onz to zee next onez."
The next invention was a horn gun.
Deadlock came in and said "Oh pez despencer." (BANG!)
"Holly me he's dead!" Celestia yelled!
"Don'tz worryz zee was clone." Dr.Zanfer responded.
"And so was the one in the love pit?" Celestia asked.
"Nope. Thatz was the real Deadlock." Dr.Zanefer answered.
Then it was off to the final one. The pony bot.
"Zey helloz to zee pony botz she is alzo Smartie Treet, my daughter." Dr.Zanefer said. "You zee after a accident happened in my old labz her old body became unuszeeble for life zoh I made zer a new onez."
"Wow this is your best one yet!" Twilight said happily.
Celstia asked "How long can she live?"
"Goodz questionz Celestia but I don't know'z yetz." Dr.Zanefer answered sadly.
"Well that's another gift for Fluttershy." Discord said.
"Well," Celestia said "I..... approve of this lab."
Dr.Zanefer have been wanting to hear those words for along time and it made him feel like the luckiest stallion in the world.
Epilouge
Outside in front of the lab before Twilight left Dr.Zanefer stopped Twilight.
Deadlock was still in the lab and yelled "Man you should get her numbah!"
Dr.Zanefer turned his head back and yelled "Whatz numberz?"
Deadlock responded "You know her address so you can send her mail through magic!"
Twilight grabbed out a piece of paper and wrote down her address and said "I hope the next time we meet it'll be a date." Then twilight kissed Dr.Zanefer on the cheek and left.
"OHHH the doctor has it going on but it's gonna be hard to impress here with that horn!" Deadlock yelled.
"That's notz whatz your mother zaid last night!" Dr.Zanefer yelled back.
"Yeah she said eeee there's a mouse on your head." Deadlock responded.
"I'z thinkz you needz to waterz zee plants again." Dr.Zenafer shouted.
Deadlock yelled "OH FU The End.
