Conversion Bureau: Unlucky Day

Twilight Sparkle watched at the pegasi scouts began to sweep through the air above the forest, brushing by the treetops in large V-formations. Fluttershy had once mentioned that it was like watching a flock of birds migrating, and Pinkie had once insisted that the patrols make quacking sounds to boost morale. One pegasus Commander in particular had been keen on trying to appeal to the good sides of the Bearers of Harmony, or more specifically, Twilight's good side.

The pegasus in question was walking alongside the Princess at the moment, his orange fur standing out against the golden armor, and his blue mane peeking out of the sides a bit. Twilight would have pointed out the regulation error, had it not been somewhat cute to see the guard's personal touch. As they came closer to the camp where the Human leaders were supposed to be, her personal guard's voice drew her attention.

"Your Highness," her guard spoke, "we've arrived."

"Thank you, Commander Flash Sentry," she nodded.

The Commander held a faint blush, as did Twilight, before bowing his head as she stepped down onto the ground. Around her, Twilight could make out decrepit cabins that have long since rotted through their walls. Each cabin seemed to be on the verge of collapse. Behind her, Twilight could see the reason they had dubbed this camp as "Crystal Lake". The water was pure in its form, looking as if it were a piece of Equestria already. The reflection of Ray of Hope made it look like a beautiful work of art. Twilight immediately thought of building a future Summer-home here for vacations.

"Somepony make note of this place," she started, "I want to see if we can start turning this into a resort or residence of some kind when the Barrier passes by."

"Of course, your Highness," one of the Guards said before going to find parchment.

As Twilight walked around the little area they had open to themselves, she watched as multiple stations and tents were set up for a Forward Operating Base. Barrels of the Conversion Potion were stacked together on one side, while sleeping tents were set up closer to the forest. In the center, near a large, destroyed building, a crystal formation was being set up, with several powerful unicorns pouring their power into it. The crystals began to float up into the air before stopping and forming a semi-circle. A magical rift opened up between the crystals in a flash of energy as the gateway into Equestria was opened up.

Before anypony could say anything else, a rainbow blur shot through the portal and did several spins in the air before landing on the roof of one of the cabins, revealing none other than Rainbow Dash.

"Aw, yeah!" she cheered. "Time to round up some apes!"

Two more forms shifted through the portal, one a familiar buttery-yellow, and the other orange.

"Ah'm with Dash on this one," Applejack stated, "let's start roundin' 'em up, y'all."

Fluttershy looked around to see the beautiful environment they were currently in, and breathed in the clean, unspoiled air.

"Wow, I didn't think there would have been anything this clean on this side of the barrier," Fluttershy noted.

Twilight walked up to the pegasus as she spoke.

"Well, considering how old these cabins must be, it's probably like this because nothing's been trying to destroy it."

The two mares smiled widely before going up to Twilight and giving her a hug.

"We missed ya, sugarcube," Applejack commented.

"Oh, I was so worried one of those Humans would have done something to you. But, I'm glad I'm wrong," Fluttershy stated. "I'm sorry I ever doubted you."

"It's fine, Fluttershy. The Humans are pretty savage, after all. I almost felt afraid a few times, I'll admit. But as long as I had friends that I knew would come and help, nothing came close to scaring me."

As they separated, Dash landed beside them and spoke.

"You know, I bet that if I had been here the entire time, we would have already converted all of these apes by now."

"Rainbow, you know how dangerous it is to fly in alone in Human airspace, right?" Twilight asked.

"Pfft, please. Like those, "gun" things could catch up with these," she emphasized with a flap of her wings.

The three other mares rolled their eyes at Rainbow Dash's bragging, but laughed together as they relished their company.

"Oh, there you girls are!"

They all turned to see Rarity and Pinkie Pie moving towards them. With open hooves, they gave another big hug as both mares joined in. Behind them, two Guards were pulling up a heavily armored carriage. They bowed before the Bearers of Harmony before the six mares all separated again. The carriage opened to reveal five necklaces and a single crown. The Elements of Harmony floated onto their respective Bearers as they glowed with the awesome power of Harmony and Friendship.

"Princess," one of the Guards spoke, "we've swept the entire camp and town, and are now setting up stations for the upcoming assault on the Human city."

"Excellent work," Twilight stated.

The Guards left the Bearers to themselves. As they left, Fluttershy spoke up.

"Um, did they say the town was clear?" she asked.

"Sure did," Applejack responded. "Why?"

"Well, didn't Twilight say that we came here because the Human leaders were already setting up camp in town?"

The six mares looked between each other as the revelation set in.

"Wait, you're right," Twilight noted. "This doesn't make any sense. Usually, if the Humans were hiding nearby, and saw even one of us coming, they'd usually spring every trap they set up, or start fighting when we start setting up camp. If they're supposed to be here..."

"Ya think it's a trap?" Rainbow asked.

Twilight shook her head.

"I don't think so. If it was, we'd have detected a bomb before getting in range of any explosion, not to mention that if they had launched any weapons at us, the scouts would have seen them coming already."

"So they just ran away?" Rarity asked.

"I don't think they were here to begin with. Maybe the translators misread the message, and we're in the wrong town."

As they conversed on what could have happened, or what they would likely do if somepony had messed up, they failed to notice the fog creeping away from the edge of the lake, or the Elements dimming in fear of the power the fog carried beneath their very hooves.

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Sex starts here

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Two Royal Guard members burst into a bedroom in a decrepit house near the edge of Crystal Lake. The mare, a white-coated, yellow-maned Earth pony with a heart and a spear on her flank, pushes back the stallion, an aqua-coated, green-maned pegasus, to the side. They watched each other as they stripped off their armor, casting it to the floor before the mare moved forward again. This time, she pushed the stallion onto the bed, causing a small cloud of dust to rise as the springs strained to keep the weight of the pony above ground. The bed strained even more when the Earth pony began to crawl up to the pegasus.

"Ready to celebrate?" the mare, Starry, asked as she licked her lips.

"You know it," the stallion, Cloud, responded in a low tone.

Their lips met once more, and the couple leaned into each other. Cloud opened his mouth to try and let his tongue in Starry's mouth, but she responded by pushing back with her own. As their mouths wrestled for dominance, the two began to grind their hips together, the friction raising more heat in their loins than their legs. Starry felt a hot, hard object begin to rub against the fur on her belly, causing her to moan lightly into Cloud's mouth.

The two separated to catch their breath, and as a trail of mixed saliva hung between them, Starry looked down to examine the hot sensation that twitched against her fur. Cloud's erection was not something that could have been taken lightly, at eleven inches long and two-thirds the width of her hoof. Starry subconsciously licked her lips again at the sight of the black rod of hardened flesh, the sheer thought of having it in her moistening her lower lips like a dam leaking.

"Wow, you weren't kidding, were you?" Starry teased.

"It's all for you, my special star," Cloud tried to dirty-talk.

Starry couldn't help but laugh at the remark, almost rolling off the bed as she wrapped her hooves around her barrel. Cloud held an embarrassed look as his blush spread across his muzzle.

"You're mean," he commented dryly.

Starry began to calm down as her grin became more seductive.

"Aw, I'm not that bad. I don't know why everypony insists that I'm..." she turned around and lifted her tail to present the damp folds of pink flesh to her lover, "... such a hardflank."

Starry didn't give Cloud time to think as she scooted back and lowered her flank. She bit her lip as she felt the heat of Cloud's massive dick grind against her entrance, teasing her hungry sex. When she sat down, she felt the heat from Cloud's member spreading through her plump flanks as she felt his heartbeat through his erection.

"These aren't too hard, are they, sweetie?" she said with a playful pout.

Cloud couldn't react as he felt his member squished between the heavenly mounds that were Starry's flanks. He had stared at them nearly his entire career as a Royal Guard, from training, to field tests, to their first deployment, and now at the end of the First Conversion War. All of his fantasies faded away as they were replaced by the events that were transpiring right now, between his legs. Starry saw Cloud's face and smiled proudly as she used nothing but her glorious flanks to bring the stallion to near orgasm, a small dribble of pre dripping out of his tip.

"Now I see why the saying holds up," Starry talked in a slow and soft tone, "cause these flanks make ya hard."

Starry demonstrated her theory by slowly lifting herself by her hind legs, slowly dragging her flanks along the surface of Cloud's throbbing rod. Cloud gripped the bed and threw his head back as he held back a cry of pleasure, while Starry let her tongue hang out of her mouth at the sensation of Cloud's erection grinding against her sex, coating the underside of his penis with her love juices. Slowly and deliberately, Starry brought her flanks down to Cloud's thighs, a slapping sound coming from the impact as they both moaned in pleasure. The mare looked back to her lover with hungry eyes, asking through only her gaze if she should keep going. The look in Cloud's eyes were all the motivation she needed.

Starry took in a deep breath as she lifted herself yet again, slowly dragging her flanks around Cloud's rod. This time, however, was faster, and managed to coat even more of her juices on his penis. Again, she rose and fell from and towards Cloud's inner thighs, slamming her luscious round flanks against his crotch with an increasingly satisfying, and moistening, slapping sound. Cloud had not stayed still, going on instinct as he thrust his hips in tune with Starry's movements. Cloud could feel the building pressure in his dangling sack, just as Starry was growing hungry for more.

The mare lifted herself a bit too high, and, without warning, adjusted herself so that Cloud's cock would line up perfectly with her pink folds. Like some kind of hungry beast, Starry's pussy ate up Cloud's massive staff of pleasure in a single thrust, causing both participants to scream out in ecstasy. As they joined, Starry felt Cloud's heartbeat through his cock, the sensation driving her further into lust than before. Cloud felt the unrivaled warmth of Starry's wet and hungry sex grip every inch of him, trying to pull him in and milk him for all his worth.

Starry continued to bounce up and down, Cloud's length sliding in and out of her in a magnificent orchestra of pleasure-filled moans, the bed springing up and down beneath their motions, and the distant sound of heavy hoofsteps.

Unable to hear the last sound, the two continued to thrust at each other as the pressure began to build to nearly unbearable levels. Starry began to moan louder than before as her pussy quivered in delight of the hot object inside her, while Cloud grunted harder and harder to try and finish alongside his mare, feeling the warm envelope that was Starry shake and grip at his rod with more force after every thrust.

"Cla-Cloud," Starry moaned, "I'm... I'm gonna cum! Cum inside me, Cloud! Cum inside my little pussy!"

"Yes! Ma'aaaaAAAM!" Cloud managed.

At the sound of Starry's pleads for his seeds, Cloud felt the pressure break inside of him as his cock twitched a few more times before depositing his sticky essence into Starry's walls with an almost explosive force.

Thump Thump Thump Thump

Starry screamed as she felt the warm burst of Cloud's orgasm in her deepest parts, and came instantly. Her vagina clamped down hard onto Cloud's cock, pulsating and milking the stallion as she savored every sensation. The feeling of his seed within her folds, slowly melting into her walls, pumping her with a liquid seed that cooled her heat in the greatest possible way.

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Sex is over (Press "X")

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After the thrill of the climax had started to fade away, Starry fell backwards and landed on top of Cloud. She turned her head to gaze into the stallion's eyes and stared into the emerald pools.

Thump Thump Thump Thump

They leaned closer to each other and kissed calmer than before, only keeping their lips together as opposed to wrestling with their tongues. When they drew back, Starry smiled warmly and nuzzled into Cloud's neck, right under his chin.

"Wow," was all she could say.

"So were you," Cloud commented.

All Starry did was look up to Cloud's head and breathe in deeply. She could smell Cloud's natural musk, a faint of rust from the armor, a dash of a summer's breeze, and...

... something else.

Apparently, Cloud smelled it too, because he began to sniff around the air.

"What's that weird smell?" he asked.

CRACK

As if to answer Cloud's question, a massive blade shot through the door to the bedroom and began to crack apart the door. The two Guard members watched as the blade was pulled out and slashed through again, this time bringing down a portion of the door. On the other side was a massive Human wearing a mask.

Starry screamed in horror as Cloud gawked at the sight. They started to remove their reproductive parts from each other before the Human sent the door to the ground in a single kick. Before either pony could properly react, the Human raised the blade and brought a swift end to the lovers.

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Twilight watched as the pegasi teams did another collective sweep of the area, a few groups pulling carriages filled with unicorns to detect explosives. They had been at this for at least two hours, and nothing was making sense. If this was a trap, which Twilight was beginning to doubt, then there should have been some kind of evidence of tampering with the grounds. So far, there were no signs of anything dug under the surface, nothing waiting in the lake, nothing in the camp, and nothing on the way. Even the Human's orbital satellite things haven't been detected anywhere near the continent, so why had the Humans lead them here?

She thought that, for a moment, this was their unofficial surrender. Maybe they wanted the Equestrian forces to find the place and wait until their leaders had actually arrived and surrendered to them face-to-face. That, or they were on their way to try and attack, which would be a futile effort considering the fleet that hung above the town and camp.

The alicorn was brought out of her thoughts when she heard shouting and saw a large number of Guards galloping in different directions. One went straight up to her and hastily bowed before speaking.

"Your Highness, we've been attacked!"

"Where? By how many?" Twilight asked calmly.

"It- ititit- it came from the town! It, it killed- no, no, it slaughtered almost two dozen Royal Guards!"

"What is it, Guard?" Twilight said forcefully.

The Guard opened his mouth to respond, but was cut off as somepony shouted in the distance before the portal connecting to Equestria gave a piercing screech. The fabric that made up the surface of the portal began to twist and turn in unnatural ways while it began to redden, as if it were being stabbed. Once it looked like a surface of blood, the crystals vibrated and glowed a similarly evil red before simply exploding. Several large shards connected with a number of the Guards, one in particular sailing right into the temple of the Guard Twilight was speaking to.

She shrieked in shock and stumbled backwards as the Guard fell to the ground, his gaze empty as he stared into the void. Several other voices began to shout aloud, the number of the Guards now looking thinner to Twilight than it was before. They still had at least eight hundred on ground, though they were spread thinly looking for whatever trap the Humans had left. Now, Twilight seemed to have found it.

"Egghead, get up!" a familiar voice called to her.

Twilight shook her head and looked up to see Rainbow Dash.

"There's something in town that's killing a bunch of Guards!" she explained. "Let's go kick it's butt!"

Twilight nodded before she pumped her wings and took to the air. From seemingly nowhere, the rest of the Bearers of Harmony began to converge on the two fliers, and soon, all six were off towards the thing that was causing so much panic. Groups of Guards were retreating from the town, screaming things like, "monster," "daemon," and "Human". Altogether, the words were similar, but didn't give many clues as to what was going on. When the six mares made it to the edge of the town, however, they were met with a terrifying sight.

The Human in question was massive and dressed like a professional Nightmare Night costume designer had their way with him. At the moment, he crushed a Guard's midsection underneath his boot, causing them to unload their innards like a tube of toothpaste. The Human simply walked by the mess of gore before punching a pegasus out of the air before the Guard could tackle him. The strike knocked the Guard's jaw clean off, and the Human merely swung a blade by the falling pony, slicing through the enchanted armor like it was butter, and coated himself in what looked like a seconds-fresher layer of blood. The Human walked straight up to an Earth pony Guard who was preparing to buck for all they were worth before he thrust the blade forward in the blink of an eye, drove the blade straight through the pony, and slammed them into a tree, where the blade's tip came out the other end, covered in blood.

"Hold it right there, freak!" Rainbow shouted.

The Human looked to them so fast, it should have snapped its neck with the force alone. The six mares stared into the Human's eyes, paralyzed by the almost dead gaze, as if he was alive through nothing but rage. He pulled the blade out of the tree and pony, letting the corpse slump to the ground unceremoniously. With a flick of the wrist, the Human's blade shed off the blood as the Human tilted his head, looking at the Bearers the way a confused dog would with a new toy.

Twilight swallowed in an attempt to wet her dry throat, keeping her eyes on the blade. As she did, Fluttershy looked up to him with soft eyes, and spoke as if he were just another one of the animals she nurtured, which seemed quite fitting, given its nature.

"Hello there, big guy. Why don't we all just calm down."

The Human did not move or blink, watching Fluttershy with his undead, wrathful gaze.

"Good, good. I'm sure you're in a lot of pain right now, aren't you?"

The Human stayed perfectly still, looking as though he wasn't breathing.

"I know something that'll fix you right up. Will you let us help you?"

Before the Human could respond, a Guard came up from behind and flew up behind the Human before dumping two vials of the Potion onto him. The pink mist clouded around the Human's form as he gave a surprised sound that reminded Twilight of something drowning. After what stretched into a few minutes, the sounds stopped, and the haze began to clear away.

"Told ya it was gonna be a breeze," Rainbow bragged.

"It was just one this time, Rainbow Dash, that managed to kill dozens of Guards," Rarity stated.

"Yeah, but so did that one team of Humans. What were they, Seal Six, or something?"

"Nice work, Guard," Twilight complimented.

Before the Guard could thank the Princess for the praise, however, the familiar blade imbedded itself into the Guard's side, right underneath his wing, and another hand grabbed the Guard by the opposite wing. He was lifted into the air before the blade cut straight through his body and pulled him apart, his internal organs worming out like a rolled of toilet paper being dissected.

The six mares watched in horror as the pink haze of the Conversion Potion gave way to reveal the same Human standing before them, unchanged physically, but now radiating some unknown, dark power.

"It's working off of some kind of magic!" Twilight stated. "Girls! Element time!"

Rainbow gave Twilight a deadpan look.

"We've gotta work on that."

"Firing Orbital Friendship Cannon!" Pinkie shouted.

The six mares concentrated on the energies that lay within their necklaces and crown, a rainbow of Harmony magic coursing between them. The rainbow began to spiral around them before it shot straight up and arched high above the trees. They could hear the cheering of the Royal Guard as the rainbow shot downwards and slammed into the Human. He began to writhe in pain, fighting the power of Friendship while one hand clutched his head. The Human fell to one knee and sank the massive blade into the dirt as the dark magic began to crack and evaporate.

They were almost through with whatever dark forces were controlling him before they heard a crying sound. It sounded like a colt, and it was coming from the Human. He looked like he was crying, breathing raggedly as bloody tears fell from his eyes.

"Jason," a disembodied voice spoke within the magical energies.

The Human looked to the forest, where a kind-looking woman was hugging a child. The woman looked to Jason, the six mares heard him called, and smiled at him.

"They can't hurt you, Jason. Not anymore. Your mother loves you. The people believe in you. It is the will of God, Jason."

Suddenly, the ground beneath Jason's blade glowed with a reddish light, while a small beam of light from above shone onto his back. Struggling underneath the awesome might of the Elements of Harmony, Jason gripped the blade's handle with both hands.

"You had your life taken away unjustly, Jason. These six have done the same to billions. They have no right to take life away from you again."

Jason began to pull out the blade from the ground and stood up on both legs before glaring at the Bearers of Harmony.

"Bring justice, Jason. Bring justice for mother."

"RRRAAAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!"

With a roar that echoed through the realms of Earth, Equestria, Tartarus, Heaven, and Hell, Jason raised his machete high above his head and slammed it into the ground.

The moment the blade moved, a fine line was made it the rainbow that connected them. A second passed, and the line spawned cracks. Another second later, those cracks spread farther and wider. Three seconds passed, and the rainbow shattered.

In a blinding flash, Jason had broken the Elements of Harmony.

In the next few hours, he would break the Bearers.