THE FANFICTION
BY ME
Nick slapped me in the face. And then poundcake suddenly began to pound {eeyyyyyyyup} (wink wink!’!?} and then a pony walked into the room and began to eat the penis-butter when all of sudden Aaron Pitts came nowhere and tried to rape pinkie`s pie, but gladly couldn’t because he doesn’t have a penis. But then out of nowhere his much sexier brother Kevin came out of nowhere and all the ponies said “Damn look at that flank”(that pony is black). Then Pinkie Pie got the free cupcakes van and offered Kevin free cupcakes and naps if you know what she means (wink wink comma exclamation point). But kevin being as smart as he is pushed his faggit of a brother into the free cupcakes van to distract pinkie and he then ran for the hills.
__________________________________________________________Meanwhile Jon Arns was being a bitch making his balls small by drinking diet mountain dew because his dad thinks he is fat. He was also playing minecraft and battlefield 3 and a laggy ass skyrim. (he sucks at all those games too).
Meanwhile in brockton massachussetts Casey Rabs was clopping to a picture of applejack and trying to be a hardcore clopper as me but we all know that this will never happen because nobody clops as rough as me because I am the roughest clopper in everywhere on earth accept for that town that couch lives (he clops more than me somehow)
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Then Pinkie pie had a super amazing sex hunt for kevin<http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046152176(this is his steam send him a friend request) while the hunt was going on kevin was using his Team Fortress 2 crafting skills to craft a Frontier Justice shotgun for his engineer class and used his sentry gun and got six kills in a row that his douche brother couldnt get evur. He laughed as he murdered all the pedo-fillies with his frontier justice shotgun and blew Rose-Luck`s head off as she screamed “the horror the horror”.(i typed this part with a giant key on my lap) and then bon-bon was dead but i dont give a shit because bon-bon sux DIKC(wink wink).
3 hours of murdering defenseless pedo-fillies later…
Just as kevin thought it was safe to take a break and catch his breath suddenly a very large stallion came out of fucking nowhere and whipped his three and a half foot long penis onto the frontier justice shot gun. Kevin watched in horror as his only defence mechanism was exploding into a thousand pieces after being whipped by a three and a half foot penis. This stallion just so happend to big macintosh.
“WHAT THE FUCK NNONONONONONNONONONONONNONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”eXCLaimed kevin.
“Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyup”said big mac like a bawwwsssss.
Kevin knew he was fucked now because recently clopped to sweet apple mascre and sweet apple mascre 2all night and knew that he was not going to get as as much pleasure as he did reading it the night before. He was beginning to wish he didn’t have to talk a shit. But it was getting bad for him, he had diarrhea running and he knew if he didn’t run right now, then big mac would make him eat his shit. But he was frozen in fear ,but his shit sure wasn’t and was dripping down his leg like a waterfall. (I am now holding the giant key) Big mac then smacked him off the side of the head with his giant dick , renering onconsious.
When he woke up he was in pinkie pies basement chained to the wall.
(before I procede let me tell you that kevin is seven years old)
Big mac just looked and vast vocabulary and said “RAAAAAAAAPE TIME”
Kevin pised allll over the place and screeched like a little pussy. {I meant the cat you asshole} When it sounded like this “feijofvhbjdkgghizfcxgbkxjvcgx,hk” Said kevin
But seddenly big mac got his hammer of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. And began his teeth out one by one . Kevin hangs from the ceiling and wonders ‘how the fuck did I get here I didn’t even know equestrian was real’
Big mac was getting a boner from all pain kevin was in.
“Holy shit that dick bigger than Aarons body!!!” {his body is HUGE!}
Big mac then finished knocking each of his teeth out one by one and exclaimed “my dick WILL be in your mouth BITCH”!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” screamed kevin in horror. “EYYYYYYUP “ said big mac.
He immidiatily thrusted his large 5 foot erect penis into Kevins mouth. His penis was soooooooooooo long that once all the way down his throat three feet was sticking out of his asshole. So he was anally raped and deep throated… AT THE SAME TIME.
Back John Arns …” Wow I killed that guy” said John Arns as he was humiliated by a recucuit computer in black ops combat training.
He then rage quit with his world record rage quit time of three milliseconds that he practiced soooooo hard to get!
I AM NOT HOLDING A KEY RIGHT NOW{NOW I AM HOLDING A KEY}
Then Nicholas staplton came out of fucking nowhere and caused big mac to to scream “COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH” as he burst into orgasm upon seeing his face.
I HAS A KEY ON MY LAP
And then John Arns appeared in Canterlot and had SECRET BUTT FUN with princcess all night long.{and secretly enjoyed it}
Meanwhile at the carasol boutique … Thoamas was creeping outside of Raritys window when suddenly he fell off of his ladder and landed on John Arns head and broke his neck and all of this happened because John Arns was creeping on thaomas.
Back to the free cupcakes van…
Pinkie pie was getting ready to stick her pink bloody pie on top of Aaron pitts head as he screamed “ If I had a dick I would be ROCK HARD right now”! Butt suddenly , pinkie pies vagina twitched (that means that she is not sitting on top of kevin)Pinkie then screamed like a phsyco path and burst into flames and exploded leaving shit all over the place while nick Taylor scrams “ITS EVERYWHERE, THE SHIT IS EVERYWHERE”!!!! But at the same time Aaron Pitts realized something, he is a faggit with no friends and then shot the fuel tank to the van and it exploded killing him while Derpy says in the backround “I just don’t know what went wrong”
Meanwhile in Attleboro, Jesse Welch exclaims “If she didn’t have a boyfriend my life would be complete and everything would be ok” he said like a bawwwssssss!
I WILL SOON LOSE THE KEY THAT IS SITTING ON MY LAP
Back at the carasol boutique …
Thoamas ripped out a ski mask and threw it on as he also did with his condom as well and said “RAPE TIME”
And then he charged into carasol boutique with his meat in his hand and said “SUCK MY DICK”
Thoamas began chasing Rarity with his long and erect penis in his hand.
Rarity began to scream “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU”!!
Thoamas then got to Rarity and began to thrust his seven inch dick into Raritys mouth and was enjoying every fucking second of it!
I NOW HAVE NO KEY ON MY LAP AND AM SUFFERING FROM IT
Meanwhile at Cloudsdale
Dan Ruff was spying on Rainbow Dash from a large cliff directly above cloudsdale. As Rainbow Dash sleeps on a cloud , Dan sits there waiting for the perfect moment to attack. He is going for the rape and he was not going home to his cats without this rape.
He aims his penis at Rainbow Dash, dives off the cliff and screams “FLY FUCK, INCOMING” exclaimed Dan.
He fell through the air for thirty seconds and finally landed and his dick land right into Rainbow Dashs PUSSAH!
“HOLY FUCKING SHIT “ Screamed Rainbow Dash! “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU “ she screamed again.
“I AM THE FLY FUCKER NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH” said Dan in the creepiest voice he could think of.
So he began to rape the shit out of Rainbow Dash while he screamed in pleasure. The fly fuck was a complete success.
I AM STILL MISSING THE KEY THAT WAS ON MY LAP
Meanwhile in Norton, Nick Taylor thinks he is writing a clop fiction that is better than mine but clearly mine is thirty times sexier. Upon realizing this he suddenly burst into flames and explode into a million pieces in his moms room. There was scorched blood all over the walls. When his mommy walked home she could smell the scorched blood coming from her room and walked in took the laptop and ordered Nicks brother to clean the room “ANDREW GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE AND CLEAN MY ROOM”.
Andrew walked down the stairs with a copper rod and swung it at his mom and said “That’s for not paying the internet bill you dumb bitch!!”
His mom, a.k.a-the source of all evil was murdered! THE END!!!!
