Hoops ran into the gym wearing a new Nike shirt. “Look guys! I got a new shirt!”

Rainbow Dash clapped her hands and laughed. “You know what they say.”

She sat on the ground for a few minutes trying not to laugh. “Swoosh rhymes with Douche!”

She spent the next twenty minutes hiding from the angered jock.

Author's Note

This was something I read somewhere. Felt that it needed to be turned into a short story.