Half Baked Apples

Pinkie sat in the middle of town square with a cactus on her head. "I'M A PRICKLY PEAR!"

Twilight facehooved. "Pinkie..."

"I'm a...PRICKLY PEAR!"

"Pinkie...we've been over this..."

"I'm a PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKLY PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!!"

"...Pinkie..."

"Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrickly Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear...."

"Fuggit. I'm out."