Steve The Asshole

It's two in the morning, but not too dark. The first quarter moon is out, with a cool breeze. To night's story takes place in Twilight's brand new castle; after night before bed, Twilight likes to catch up on her reading. *Shadder*! "*Gasp* HEY! WHO BROKE MY WINDOW!?" Twilight screamed. "Oh... it's just you. What are you doing here, it's 2 in the cotton pickin morning!?"; "Well what are you doing up in 2 in the fuckin' morning" Steve said smiling. "So you lettin' me in or what, I wanna see how's my pussy's doin." "Steve quit callin me your pussy, and no. go sleep under a bench or something, I'm busy." "Uhh... No thanks." A breeze blew by Steve. "*Shiver* Ohhohoooho... Open the damn door, I'm freezin out here!" "No, I said go away! I am Busy!!" "Sir, Princess Twilight is busy; if I were you I'd scurvy on outta here." said a door guard. "*Sigh* now I can catch up on my reading."