Steve The Asshole

by SteveSmithFIB

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 2575

A Sequel to a not yet written story

A 15 year old kid with his side friend Unknown_format, a shady yet interesting fellow. Steve goes around harassing Princess Twilight Sparkle sexually and obnoxiously, latter killing one of the main antagonists "Flash".

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-24 02:13:38 UTC

Meet Flash

10 minutes later, 2:14 in the morning. Twilight is just finishing here book... "Hey babe, how's your night going?" "Oh... u-hey Flash, it's going fine... just checking up on my reading." Flash and Twilight chatted for a while. I won't bore you with that; Steve was waiting outside Twilight's room, listening to the conversation. "Uuuugh... why can't Flash just buzz off! Her ass is mine." back to the conversation... "So Twilight... I was thinking, maybe sometime next week... we could to Sugar Cub Corner and get a few cupcakes together? You know, you and me? "WOW! that's just fuckin' pathetic you walking sack of shit" Said Steve. "Uhh... well, maybe next year; I'm sorry, I'm a little busy next week." "Oh, I see" "*Mocking* Oh I see, Dumb ass" ... Silents. Then Flash left in complete Silents; "*Sigh* Finally that's over with." Twilight said while laying down on her bed.

Princess Porn Star

Twilight laid on the bed, then tucked herself in and closed her eyes. But as Flash walked away with a gloomy look on his face; Steve waited behind the door frame, "*Sigh*... Some day, one day, I will make my move." Said Flash. Then Steve says very quietly... "Fffuck you." Steve slowly creeks the door to a slight crack. He takes a small peek into the room, in case any more guards were in the room. Because knowing Steve, he'd do anything to fuck Twilight's ass. "Knock knock bitch." Twilight opens her eyes "*Sigh* What... do you want Steve!?" Steve walks in the door... "I was just seein' how Princess Porn Star was doin'." He said lookin' at Twilight. "I kicked you out for many reason! So go away!!" "And those reasons are..." "Well... first of all... uhhh... You're incredibly disrespectful!" She said in a bitchy tone "Yeah, yeah and..." "Well... you're a pervert!" "And? What else, hit me" "And I... I am a Princess... and... Princesses aren't perverts! That's why." She said with her eyes close while crossing her hoofs; "So let me get this straight... You hate me because I am a disrespectful pervert?" "Uuuhhh... Well... I wouldn't say I hate you... or...I wouldn't say I liked you either but..." "What was that you said?" A perverted smile was on his face. "How am I perverted, explain." "Well... the day I met you, you literally said..." *Flash back " Hey there sugar tits! " "Then you touched right in between my legs and almost stuck your fingers in my vagina!" She said with a shocked look "And?" "And you always talk about who I will have sex with in the next minute..." "And?" "And you always try to look at me while I use the bathroom..." "And?" "And... uhhh... And you... And you always touch my ass while I'm writing a report to Princess Celestia! Stop that by the way! It feels... So... weird... "And?" "And... Stop doing that stuff! It's weird!!!" *Hoof step* *Hoof step* *Hoof step* *Hoof step* "Oh no! Quick! QUICK! HIDE!! Twilight gets up and sits at her desk, Steve hid under the desk where her legs are. "NO! NOT THERE!! GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE--" "Is there a problem Princess Twilight?" A guard said. "Oh, No; nothing's wrong Crystal Apples... I swear if you go there I'll give you such a pummeling you'll be--" "Are you sure, sounds like some one else is in there, maybe I'll just come in there for just a few seconds." "NO! It's fine... Please don't" The door opens slowly... Crystal walks in, he walks toward Twilight's desk. "Crystal! How are you?" Steve waits for the conversation to end, he looks at Twilight's pussy. Steve gets a perverted look; he bumps his head on the table, Steve yelps. "What was that?" "Nothing Crystal... BE CAREFUL!" Steve puts his hands on Twilight's legs, he strokes up and down from her upper legs to her lower legs three times. "Well it seems all clear Princess Twilight." Twilight looks surprised, Steve rubs his hand on her pussy, Twilight squirts. "Uhhh..... good. Thank you... Crystal... A-apples." "Princess Twilight, are you okay?" Twilight stairs at her window, she then starts dripping from her pussy. Steve puts his face in between her legs. "NO!" Crystal Apples gets startled; "No... I'm fine" Steve licks Twilight, he lifts her legs, he sticks his fingers in her pussy. He goes in and out; he sticks his fingers in his mouth. "Okay then... I'll just go. Good night Princess Twilight!" "Good night Crystal Apples." Steve licks her pussy. Twilight leans back, Twilight puts her hoof on Steve's forehead (Trying to push him off). She closes her eyes, opens her mouth; Steve gets his mouth out of her pussy, he licks around his mouth. "Y-you're... a G-grade-A Asshole you know that" she said with rubbing her pussy slowly. "I know you liked it." "F-fuck you... you sun of a b-bitch"

What's F.I.B.?

It's a beautiful morning, the birds are chirping, pegasi are flyin'; nothing could ruin this amazing day in Equestria. Steve fell asleep in Twilight's bed; "Damn... *groan*, what happened last tight? ... Holy shit, she's sleeping next to me!" He stood there in silents for a second. "Eh, whatever." Steve walked outside. "Huh, I feel like getting a cupcake." He walks over to Sugar Cube Corner. Before going to Sugar Cube Corner, He was walking by Rarity's clothing shop; Rarity was hanging up clothes. "Oh my! That's some... uh-oddly made outfit you're wearing!" said Rarity. "Uhh... Thanks? Is that a complement?" "Uh... why don't you come inside for... maybe a few minutes." "Uh... I don't... I'm not sure--" "Come on, I got all kinds of clothing that you just got to see!" She said while pushing Steve inside. She showed him all of her styles and designs. "I am Ponyville's one and only clothes designer. I am also one of the best clothe designer in all of Equestria!" "Wow, this is all really good and all, but I really need to run." "Oh that's fine darling, I just love welcoming new Ponyvillians! You go ahead now, if you need anything clothes related, I'll be here!" "Okay, bye" Steve said walking out the door. "I'll said it once and I'll say in again, This is one odd town. It's not bad, it's not good, but it's somethin' I can call home." Said Steve. After walking from building to building, he finally reached his destination. He bumps into some one, the pony drops onto the ground. "Watch it, bitch!" Steve said. It turns out, it was Unknown_format's girlfriend Shadel! "Who are you?" Said Shadel. "I'm Steve, I work with the F.I.B. Federal Investigation Bureau (GTA V Turm, Not FBI). Well, used to." Steve looks down. "What's that?" "You don't know what the F.I.B. is!? Oh yeah, that's right... The F.I.B. is a type of Investigation group." "What do they do?" Shadel says getting up off the ground. "Well, say if some one is a member of a big country, and this person hates that country and says he's part of a terrorist group. The F.I.B. comes by and does two things, first they interrogate him to get as much information they can get, second they arrest him if what he's saying is true and go find anyone else associated with the Threat." Steve Explained. "Wow, that's cool... I'm lost, do you know where some one named Unknown_format is, he's my date" asked Shadel. "Unknown_format? Of coarse! I've known him sense Elementary School." "That's nice, but how are you going to find him?" asked Shadel. "See from where I come from, we have these devises called phones. We use these to communicate remotely; Just type in the phone number of who ever you wanna talk to. Unknown_format's number is 510-3400, and mine is 510-0199." "That's cool and all but I'd really like to find my date now." *Dialing* *Reaching* "Yeah man?" "Hey Format! What's going on?" "Nothin really man, just waiting here at Sugar Cube Corner for Shadel." "Oh yeah! She's right here next to me." "WHAT!? Dude I swear if you so much as say anything sexual toward her I will personally beat--" "No no no, I haven't done anything! She was lost and I'm just helping her find you! I wasn't gonna to anything to her; honest!" "...You sure about that?" "HONEST!" "Let me talk to her" "I'll put it on speaker so he can hear you" "Hey Unknown_format." "Hey Shadel, I'm right inside Sugar Cube Corner." "As a matter of fact Format, we're right outside from Sugar Cube Corner." said Shadel. *Hang up* "Let me tell you this, Unknown_format and me have been good friends for a really long time! If anyone messes this up, I will personally beat them to death with my bear hands!!" The door opens... Unknown_format looks at Shadel then Steve... "Hey Shadel and Steve! So Shadel, nothing happened?" "No Unknown, Steve and I were just talking." "Oh, okay; Steve wanna come inside for a cupcake, on me!" "Sure. You okay Format? You seem different." "Yeah, I'm fine! Just happier than usual."

Furry

Steve, Shadel, and Unknown_format are sitting at a table, Shadel gets up... "Excuse me, I need to use the ladies room." Steve get's a perverted smile. "Steve, said you wouldn't do anything to Shadel!" "Not Shadel, just thinkin' about Twilight. Last night was fun;" "Don't tell me Steve, just don't!" Steve walks out of Sugar Cube Corner, He walks over to Twilight's Castle. "HOLT! Who goes there?" A door Guard says. "Steve G. Smith, I need to talk to Princess Twilight." "No-Go-Joe! You're banned." "For what!?" "Violating Privacy of a Princess, and disrespectful manners." Crystal Apples said. "And?" "Also for invading personal space in a sexual manner." "Me and her both know that she was enjoying it." "Get out of here! You make me sick" said Crystal. "Move outa my way or I will kill you." said Steve "How could you possibly--" *Stab* *Gun shot* *Gun shot* The Crystal falls to the ground. Steve walks into the castle, A puddle of blood forms around Crystal's dead body. "*Sigh* the good ole days of chasing cars and gunning down criminals." Steve walks up stairs, Flash is standing at the end of the hall. "Stop right there! You're in a heap of trouble" said Flash "I don't have time for this, just go away Naked Flasher." Said Steve. "Please Leave the area now! You're B--" *Slice* *Choking* Steve cuts Flash's Throat. *gun shot* *gun shot* Flash falls, he twitches with his eyes wide open. Steve stands there watching as Flash dies; "Don't worry flash, you will be missed." Steve walks away... "Not!" Twilight was sitting at her desk reading a book. Steve knocks at the door, *knock* *knock* *knock* "Knock Knock bitch! Guess who." "Coming." Twilight walks to the door, she opens the door. "Oh, hey Steve." she squirts. "You know that guard of yours, uhh... Flash I think his name is." "Yeah? What about him?" "I killed him." "What! WHY!?" she gets a shocked look on her face. "He was preventing me from seein' you." "Yeah, cause I Banned you!" Steve walks in. "Where are you going?" "Elements of Harmony eh? What a stupid book." "STOP IT! That book is a classic!" Steve sits on Twilight's bed, she walks over to her bed. "Get off my bed!" "Wow this book is garbage!" Steve tosses the book into the trash bin. Twilight takes the book out and says... "Come on! I just dusted this book off!" Steve walks over to Twilight. "Ever had a dick up your pussy?" the room goes silent, her eyes widen. Steve leaned his head and whispered "I'll bet 2 million bites you haven't even even tasted one." "So what is it? one, or none." "Uhh... Uhh... I--" Steve interruptes. "You do know that if you say one, you're a slut. If you say none, then you're a beggar; it's a trap." "Okay then... I--" "And if you don't answer, you're a pervert." "None! Okay there you go! Now, to change it around..." Twilight with a smug look. "Okay, hit me." "How many dicks have you had up your asshole? Trapped you this time!" The room goes silent again, Steve stairs at Twilight with a perverted smug smile. --===This part is a Gay Furry moment, If you do not wish to read this skip to the next set of brackets===-- "One." Twilight is shocked "two months ago, my dog Bonnie and me were playing fetch, after we finished playing, I was getting undressed for the shower, I tripped and face-planted on the floor, he came in and climbed on top of me." Twilight gasps. "That's disgusting! Didn't it hurt!?" She asked. "It wasn't enjoyable, but it wasn't horrible either." Twilight looks at Steve in disgust. "So, what your saying is your pet dog actually humped you!? And you liked it!? That's just nasty!!" "He was moaning and groaning and drooling all over my neck, I sat there and accepted it. He got off me, I turned around and he licked me inside the mouth. He continuously did it, he put his paws on my solders and trusted back and forth on me, our dicks touched together. I rubbed on his back with both hands, his tongue touched the back of my throat. I drooled, I closed my eyes, we did this for 5 minutes straight.[][][][][][][][][]" Twilight was shocked and started blushing. "That's weird, that's disgusting, that's... kinda hot." Steve looks at her with a questioning look, "Wait, what was that?" Twilight squirts. "You must have been one tough pony to take that!" Twilight leans and kisses Steve. Twilight blushes, Steve closes his eyes; Twilight puts her tongue in his mouth.

Part 2 - coming soon

Introduction (Not part of the story)

*My name is Steve Smith*

I am a starter to this FIMfiction website so incase you haven't noticed, I am an F.I.B. Agent from Grand Theft Auto! (Federal Investigation Beureau) In real life I'm just a dude who decided to do this, but that's beside the point;

I try to use all that I was tought about writting. And that was to, use quotes, put commas on the right place, and even when something is too cli'she or not. Just a heads up, there will be bad language, every once in a while a sexually explicid photo. You've been Warned

ENJOY!

-Steve Smith FIB

Meet Steve

It's two in the morning, but not too dark. The first quarter moon is out, with a cool breeze. To night's story takes place in Twilight's brand new castle; after night before bed, Twilight likes to catch up on her reading. *Shadder*! "*Gasp* HEY! WHO BROKE MY WINDOW!?" Twilight screamed. "Oh... it's just you. What are you doing here, it's 2 in the cotton pickin morning!?"; "Well what are you doing up in 2 in the fuckin' morning" Steve said smiling. "So you lettin' me in or what, I wanna see how's my pussy's doin." "Steve quit callin me your pussy, and no. go sleep under a bench or something, I'm busy." "Uhh... No thanks." A breeze blew by Steve. "*Shiver* Ohhohoooho... Open the damn door, I'm freezin out here!" "No, I said go away! I am Busy!!" "Sir, Princess Twilight is busy; if I were you I'd scurvy on outta here." said a door guard. "*Sigh* now I can catch up on my reading."