Black and White

by YeetingHunter

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Princess Luna, Original Character, Princess Cadance, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 7409

The bar ... is now my worst enemy. It becomes my enemy on the first trip, too! Damn bars. Now i find myself in Equestria.

Equestria? Are you kidding me? Damn it. Here's the story that brought me to Equestria, a rather simple one at that. Drinking. Yes, I am here because I drank on 21st birthday. Yup, bullshit right? It pissed me the hell off at first, but the ponies aren't bad. Don't worry I'm not going to turn into a alicorn that is jumping around spreading love and friendship like a gay prostitute. Oh, did I mention I am a black and white alicorn? Nope, alright. Yeah soo original. Anyways, he goes with the story.

Published 2015-05-17 21:20:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-25 03:37:37 UTC

Chapter 1: A Bar to My Little Pony ... The Hell?

I was laughing my ass off at Nick's attempt to woo the bartender. It left him on his knees, while holding his crotch. "I told you, Nick!" I bellowed. Finally calming down, I sat back on my stool, still chuckling when remembering the moment the bartenders foot slammed into Nick's family jewels.

"Shut the hell up, David." Nick said as he hobbled back to his seat. I was still smirking, but was starting to think he busted him self.

"You alright, Nick? That was one nasty kick." Nick punched me in the arm, but I laughed it off. "Hey, bartender!" I yelled, getting her attention, "Can I get two beers?" with a nod, the bartender grabbed the drinks, placing them on the table. But imagine my surprise when she past me a slip of paper. Looking down, I saw that the paper held numbers, a phone number. looking back up, she gave me a wink before walking off.

"Are you kidding me?" Nick said, pissed off. I broke back into laughter.

After a few minutes, I was calmed down once again and Nick's jewels were no longer in pain. I was half way done with my first bottle, but Nick was already halfway through his second. "Damn dude, you drink beer like there's no tomorrow." I said, marveling at Nick's half empty bottle.

"Yeah, I've drunk a lot more then you have, so don't be surprised." Nick said.

"You only turned 21 last month, how would you have drank that much in so little time?" I asked.

"Don't act like you haven't gone to Rob's parties in high school, David. In fact, I remember a little time when someone tried to grab Eve Donters bo-" But, I cut Nick off before he could complete that humiliating story.

"Yeah, yeah, shut up. I was totally wasted at that party! I didn't even know it happened till you told me the next morning." I yelled/whispered.

"Yeah, anyways, want to have a little contest?" Nick said with a grin.

"Depends, what kind of challenge?" Nick's grin only grew.

} About a hour later {

I was singing my ass off at the moment. I was singing because of how drunk I was. In the past hour, Nick got me to drink 11 shots of hard liquor. Yeah, I was completely shit faced. But, my bitch of a friend, wasn't drunk. See, he decided to put water in his shot glass with out me looking, so each shot he took was only a shot of water, not liquor.

"Having fun there?" Nick asked with a huge grin.

"Hell yeah!" I screeched as I stripped on the bar top. the women's eyes were all on my toned, muscular body. But, there were a few poor male souls watching me in horror.

"Good! Well I'm going out for a smoke, catch you when ya get thrown out by security!" Nick said, while walking out the door.

Due to my drunken state, I yelled back "Sure, see *hick* you!

} 2.5 minutes later {

My face skidded across the ground. Unluckily, my right eye hit a jagged rock, which it cut from my eyebrow to just above my chin line. "And stay out!" a security guard yelled, but before he left, he through my cloths at me, which hit me in the back due to me being face down on the asphalt.

"Well, well, look at the shi-", but stopped short due to him seeing the gash going down my face. "Aw, shit. We need to get you to the hospital." He began to help me up, but I protested.

"No! I'm going *hick* to rip that *hick* guy a new one." I said, wobbling as I stood.

"Nope, don't think so." Nick said as he dragged my ass to his truck. I protested the whole way to the car, but my shit faced-ness allowed Nick to pull me along with ease. He fought me into the car then buckled me in, locked the door and shut it.

He entered the car and buckled himself in before pulling out of the parking lot. When he got on the road, he hit the gas, speeding way past the speed limit. As for me, I was already feeling the effects of blood loss on my half naked body. I was blacking in and out, trying my hardest, despite the alcohol, to stay awake. My attempt was in vain though, as I closed my eyes the final time.

My eyes snapped open but only to find I could not move, but hundreds, no millions of runes ran across my vision. This confused me greatly. They were all written in a language that I couldn't read. "The hell?" I thought, but it echoed through the void I now find myself in.

Before I could begin to understand or try to figure out what was going on, I felt a searing pain in the area I cut my face on. "Wait, how do I remember that. I was completely wasted" I though through the growing pain. I tried to scream in pain but could not. But suddenly the pain stopped, only leaving my gash sore.

The runes suddenly stopped, but with the stop of the runes, so did any light that was in this endless void. When this stopped, my body felt like it was on fire. I tried screaming once again, but like last time, not a sound was made. It felt like my bones were breaking then fixing themselves, but only to break themselves again.

When the unbearable pain stopped, I was able to move, but I couldn't see shit due to the void being pitch black.

In a instant I felt a soft material beneath me. I realized that my eyes were closed, so I open them thinking, "Dip shit.". I was surprised to see I was laying in grass. "When did grass become so comfortable?" I thought out loud. I looked around, but saw only trees. "Did my drunk ass wonder into a forest? No, that doesn't make sense, the closest forest to the bar is about 50 miles away. Where the hell am I?" I thought.

I herd the sound off running water to my side, which reminded me of how parched I was. I tried to stand up, but fell flat on my face. "What's going on!" I shouted to no one in particular. My eyes widened at how loud that actually was. I looked at the grass, but it was completely blown away and the dirt underneath was dug about 6 inches deep.

I tried to stand one more time and was successful, but I was very wobbly and uncomfortable. I took each step very carefully, and eventually made it. I sighed and looked down at the water, but only to jump back in horror. I screamed like a bitch, "OH GOD!". This made the whole stream jump up, like a rock was thrown into it, but the rock was the size of a boulder.

When I looked into the water, I saw a white horse with a black mane and golden eyes. The weirdest thing was that the reflection had a 9 inch horn sticking out of its head.

The water from the stream poured onto me like rain. I didn't notice, due to me having a panic attack. "What's going on!? Why am I a horse!? Why!?!?!?"

After a few breathing exercises, I was out of panic mode, and in thinking mode. "Okay, I need to think. Why did the way I look seem familiar? Looks like my little ... brain is out of ... it."

My realization came quickly, "Oh, you have got to be shitting me. I'm in the My Little freaking pony universe, aren't I?" I looked down to see hooves instead of feet and hands. "Yup, I'm in My Little Pony. Why couldn't I have gone to a Halo universe or Assassin's creed universe?" I sighed in frustration before another realization hit, "Wait, I'm just dreaming. Yeah, I'll wake up if I close my eyes!" I exclaimed.

I closed my eyes for around 30 seconds before reopening them, but to only find myself in the exact same place. "Shit, why isn't it working. Maybe if I punch myself?" I reared back the punch, and let it fly. It connected with my face, but hurt like a bitch. I kept myself from screaming, but just barely.

"Damn that hurt." I said, rubbing my face. "I guess I'm not dreaming, well no point in keeping this in." I took in a huge breath of air the screeched,

"GOD DAMN IT!!!!!"

Chapter 2: The Everfree Forest ... How Fun (Unedited)

As I screamed my words, the entire forest, ground and all, shook at the intensity of my voice. "Jesus, I'm like the Dragonborn." I thought to myself. I also noticed my eye was not bleeding anymore, but a huge scare was running down my face. In all honesty I felt like a badass with that scare.

"I should figure out how to walk and find the My Little Pony dip shit princess.". I stood on all four of my legs, while I was wobbly, I was able to stand. "Well, how about that." I said surprised my first attempt worked so well.

I took a step, and didn't fall on my face. I took a few more steps, and before I knew it I was running around like a Olympian. Looking towards the surrounding trees, I picked a direction and marched off, hoping I come across a town or village. "I'm curious, am able to do magic?.

Shrugging my shoulders, I said, "Lightning", but nothing happened. "Okay, scratch lightning. Can I levitate stuff? I asked myself. I looked at a nearby rock, and focused on it. I imagined levitating it, which to my surprise was coated in a dark grey aura. Looking up at my horn, it was also doing the same thing.

"Interesting." I imagined it going up, which it did, but it went sailing thousands of feet in the air, to the point in which I couldn't see it. I decided to wait and see how long it will take for it to come down, which took about 10 minutes. Ether My Little Pony has shit gravity, or I am just that badass. Also, during my wait I stretched out my body, which led to me finding out I have wings.

"I wonder how hard it is to use this things? I probably should try, but don't want to go up but not know how to come back down.. I decided. Sticking to my hooves, I marched through the forest, spotting wildlife here and there, but nothing grand.

After a hour of walking, I found myself in a clearing. It was about 15 meters in diameter and had a small hill in the center. "Good, my feet, er hooves are killing me." I thought. "Man, I can wait till the lovey dovey princess of whatever this place is called to send me home, so I can give Nick what for." I said annoyed...

My eyes snapped open, due to the sound of 3 young female screams. "The hell is all the racket about?" I thought as I looked in the direction of the screams. My eyes widened, due to seeing a big ass 3 headed lizard chasing after 3 fouls.

One of the fouls was orange and had rugged, purple hair. it also had wings, but they were extremely small compared to mine. The second foul was cream colored with red hair and a bow in its hair, lending me to believe it is female, unless its a gay prostitute. The last was white with a pink and purple mane. It also had a small horn coming out of its head.

The worst part was they were heading strait towards me. "Nope!" I screeched in my head, while standing up. I turned to run, but one of the fouls yelled "Help us!". I should just run, but something in the back of my head was nagging at me to help the fouls. "Aw, screw it." I thought, turning towards the 3 headed lizard and fleeing fouls.

"Over here!" I yelled. The fouls made a bee line for me. "Okay, how am I going to do this? I could try to buck it like a actual horse, but that wouldn't do shit to it. Its the best I got. I decided.

The hydra was only a few metes behind the fouls and gaining. When the fouls ran past me, time slowed to almost a stand still. I swiveled around, getting ready to buck the lizard. As I reared my legs back, I felt a electrical current or lightning traveling from my horn to my hind hooves.

The lizard brought its head down, trying to bite me. Big mistake. When my hooves connected, dark grey electric shot out in a ring around the area my hooves made contact. The sickening sound of breaking bone filled the air as the 3 headed lizard shot back, breaking the sound barrier.

Time began to flow normal again, but when I turned my head, I saw a big ass 3 headed lizard flying backwards towards the edge of the clearing. The lizard broke and snapped the trees like twigs as it flew backwards. Finally, the lizard stopped by crashing into something stone, because thousands of pebbles shot up in the air were the lizard stopped.

Only one thought was on my mind, "BADASS". After marveling at my handiwork, I turned towards the 3, awestruck fouls. "Hey, you alright?" I asked the fouls

They all screamed, then tackled me to the ground, hugging and thanking me. "Yeah, yeah your welcome. Um, can ya get off now?" I questioned. All there blushed, at least I think they did, and hopped off of me. I also noticed they were extremely small. they only came to just under the half way point on my front legs. "Thanks. What's your guy's names?"

"I'm Apple Bloom, Mister!" said the cream colored one. "I live with ma big sister at the apple orchard!"

"I'm Sweetie Bell, and I live with my big sister Rarity." Sweetie Bell said.

"And I'm Scootaloo, now third most awesome pony ever!" Scootaloo said.

"Okay, um, do any of you know a way to a town, or anything, because I'm lost. Oh, by the way, I'm David." I asked. All three smiled and waved there hooves for me to follow.

"Mr. David?" Apple Bloom asked. I turned towards her as we walked. "I thought there were only 4 alicorns, not 5?" I thought for a second before shrugging my equine shoulders.

"Hey, Scootaloo, who are the first and second most awesome ponies?" I asked out of curiosity.

"Rainbow Dash is the most awesome, of course." I raised a eyebrow, wait no, don't have eyebrows, aw screw it. "Wait, you don't know who Rainbow Dash is?" I shook my head no. "You must live far away to of not herd of her, anyways, the second is you. You beat a hydra. That's awesome!"

"A hydra? Nick will get a kick out of that." I thought. After a few more minutes of walking, the three fillies and myself reached the end of the forest. My sight was meet with a huge field of trees, all bearing apples. "This must be the apple orchard Apple Bloom was talking about..

I looked over at the sun, but it was lowering at a impressive speed. This confused the hell out of me, but I remembered this is a TV show meant for 6 year old girls. "Wait, that means I'm now a girls play thing. Oh God, kill me now.. I looked at the other horizon, and the moon was now rising. "I swear, when I get out of this place I'm not going to have my sanity. Who know, maybe I'll turn into the next Jeff the killer. I thought in a sarcastic tone.

We walked and walked and- you get the idea. It took us hour and a half to reach Apple Blooms damn house. There was a orange pony with a blond mane standing on the porch with a lantern in her mouth. "Applejack!" Apple Bloom yelled.

"Apple Bloom!" this "Applejack" yelled/growled. "Someone's in trouble." I thought. Apple Bloom's ears flattened against her head, and she hid behind me. The orange pony halted in front of me saying "Who in tarnation are you?" she asked me.

"I'm David. Is Apple Bloom you sister?" She nodded her head. "Okay, well you should know that these three," I looked at the 3 fillies behind me, "-were being chased by a hydra in the forest over there." I turned sideways and pointed a hoof towards the tree line, which I could hardly see from were I was.

I herd a gasp from my side, I turned to see a wide eyed Applejack. Her eyes kept switching from my wings to my horn. "You alright there?" I asked, slightly worried.

She shook her head, then said, "Ya partner, its just that I don't usually see a alicorn that I don't already know." She stated, still dumbstruck.

I was about to ask were the closest town was, but my stomach growled like a lion. "Um, do you happen to have anything to eat, I'm quite starving." I asked politely.

"Sure, partner. Ma granny will cook ya up somethin'." she said with a smile. She motioned for me to follow her, which I did with eagerness.

Inside the house was a kitchen, a family room, and a set of stares going up. "Take a seat at the table, and ma granny will cook ya up somethin'. Oh, before I forget, thanks for savin' those fillies hides." I smiled and nodded. I took a seat at the table and waited for the meal to start.

} 35 minutes later {

"My God that was the best food I have ever tasted!" I yelled in my head. During the dinner I meet Mac, or Big Mac. I call him Mac, because he only comes to the center of my chest. I also meet Granny Smith, Applejack's grandmother. She was nice and her food was the bomb.

I was slouching in my chair, rubbing my stomach. "Thanks, that was the best meal I've ever had." I said.

"Think nothin' of it, you saved Apple Bloom. Its the least we can do." Applejack said with a smile. I smiled back, but yawned loudly. "Someone's tired, why don't you take the spare room on the end of the hall up stares."

"If you insist." I said, standing up on my hooves. "Thanks again." I said, climbing the stares. The room was fairly easy to find. I was barely able to fit in the bed, but it will do.

I closed my eyes and drifted of into slumber...

Chapter 3: The Princess of Friendship ... Really? (Unedited)

I groaned as my body woke itself up from my slumber. I lifted myself to a sitting position. I hopped down from the bed, rubbing my groggy eyes. With a yawn, I walked out the door, but stopped due to the sound off conversation. I couldn't make out the words, but 3 of the voices were voices I have never herd before. Shrugging my shoulders, I started to walk down the steps.

"I don't know Twi, he's up stares if ya wana wa-" But I cut Applejack off.

"Good morning." Everyone in the room froze at my entrance. Applejack was sitting on a sofa with a lavender horse with a small crown, while two bigger horses were standing beside them, also wearing crowns, but bigger. These two screwed with my mind a bit. Both of them had manes that was somewhat transparent. That's not all though, they both also seemed to flow, but there was no wind at all! "The hell?" I said.

"David!" The lavender horse said excitedly, but also semi-creepily, "I've herd so much about you! Applejack was right, you are taller then Celestia! Ahh, no offence Celestia." She laughed nervously.

"Its alright Twilight, now," she turned towards me, "I am Princess Celestia, riser of the sun and Co ruler of Equestria." she said with a smile.

"I am Luna, riser of the moon and Co ruler of Equestria." The dark blue horse said.

"And I'm Twilight Sparkle! Princess of Friendship!" the lavender one said.

"Really," I thought "The Princess of Friendship? You have got to be shitting me." I looked at the Celestia and asked, "Celest- er Princess Celestia, the country I'm in is Equestria, right?" She nodded, "Good, I'm going to give Nick a piece off my mind when I get home." She seemed confused.

"Where do you live?" Celestia asked.

I opened my mouth to answer, but like with the hydra, something in the back of my head was nagging at me to lie about were I live. "You know, I can't quite seem to recall." I said, lying through my teeth. Celestia opened her mouth to question me, but I interrupted, "My friend, Nick got me drunk the other day and I woke up in the forest by Applejacks house."

"That's imposable, alicorns can't get intoxicated!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed.

"I don't know, I drank a lot of liquor, then "poof" here I am." I said slightly annoyed. "Wait, aw shit! Twilights one of those nerdy girls isn't she. Oh, God why? I thought.

"Anyways," Celestia started, "My sister and I have come her to test you magical abilities, to see if you are a threat to our country. Before you ask why, any alicorn I have ever knew has been a god of some sort. Cadence is the goddess of love, while I am the goddess of the sun, and my sister is the goddess of the moon." she finished.

As for me, my jaw was unhinged. "I might be a god? BADASS! This is so cool! Oh, Nick you better watch out, I might go all Thor on your ass!" I thought, but my facial expression showed a shocked one.

"Do you fair well, David?" Luna asked with a concern.

Shaking my head rapidly, I said, "Yeah, it just a lot to take in." As I finished my sentence, a knock came from the door, which made Twilight jumped up excitedly and rushed to the door. When she opened it, a pink alicorn was standing in the doorway. Twilight and, I'm going to guess Cadence, started to do some weird as shit hand, er hoofshake.

As the pink pony walked in, a white unicorn walked in after with so gay purple armor. His hair had blue shades in it, and he had a sword strapped to his side. Twilight and the gay unicorn nuzzled each other. "He's ether bisexual or that's her brother, those are the only possible answers." I thought with a smirk.

The newcomers turned to me and smiled, "Hello, I'm Cadence and this is my husband Shining Armor." Cadence said, looking over at Shining Armor. "These ponies have weird ass names." I thought to myself.

I smiled and said, "Hiya, my names, David." I said politely. She smiled back. I turned to gay, purple armor horse and said, "Hello, Shining Armor." "I am so going to call him gay purple armor horse if he makes me mad." I thought with a silent laugh.

He nodded and turned towards Celestia, "Celestia, are sure this is the only way to test his magical strength, to fight him?" "Wait, back the hell up, I have to fight a goddess with out knowing if I'm a god or not, ye- Nope!" I thought worried.

Celestia nodded, then looked towards me, "David, you must fight my sister and I, one at a time first, but once with both of us fighting you, that is if you get that far in the test." Celestia said. I was about to hyperventilate, but kept my cool.

"Um, your joking right?" I said with a nervous chuckle. She kept I stoic expression. "God damn it." I thought plainly.

} 3 minutes later {

I moved as slow as possible, but I was in the makeshift ring, way before I wanted to be. Twilight and Cadence made some kind of bubble shield that covered about 100 feet in diameter. "Wonder if warhogs can drive through this shield, damn game." I thought with amusement. "Why the hell am I so calm? I just want to get this over with."

Luna was on the other side of the ring, due to her begging her sister to fight me first. Looking around, I saw a small audience. It was composed of a cyan pegasus with a Rainbow mane "Hey, sup skittles!", Next was Applejack with the three fillies I saved the yesterday. Twilight, Cadence, Celestia, and Shining Armor were also in the small crowd.

Turning my attention back to Luna, she held a dark blue sword in her magical grip. "Magical sword? Nice." I thought with several nods. "Are you ready, David?" Celestia asked.

"As ready as I'll ever be!" I slightly shouted. "Oh, God im dead aren't I?"

A bang was herd before Luna came charging at me with amazing speed. When she was near me, she swung her sword down, but I rolled out of the way, dodging the fatal blade. "The hell! Is this crazy bitch trying to kill me!" She suddenly swung her sword sideways, but I ducked under it.

Luna swiveled around, bucking her legs out. Her hooves made direct contact with my chest, making me fly backwards. Where I expected to feel great pain, I hardly felt any at all. I smashed into the barrier, making a small crack in it. As I fell to the ground, surprised I felt little to no pain, a word kept echoing in my head. The harder I focused on it, the clearer it became. Eventually, I could make out the word clearly. "Dova?"

My eyes shot open, a jolt of energy filled my body. I saw the tip of Luna's blade coming down, but i shot forwards, punching Luna directly in the chest. The force knocked the wind out of her, made her fly backwards, and made her sword spell drop.

I looked down at my hooves, but to my surprise I saw my hind hooves. I was standing on my hind hooves with perfect balance. "The hell? Is this a spell?" I wondered. I looked back over to Luna, who was just standing up. When she recreated her sword, I felt the same felling that I felt while I was falling.

"Sythin" Magic charged through my horn, but it confused me when nothing happened. I started to look myself over, but what I saw made my jaw drop. I was holding a 4 foot scythe in my right hoof. I turned it around in my hooves, admiring the scythe. It was a dark grey, but had immense detail through out it.

I brought the scythe over my left shoulder, giving me the appearance of a scorpion, ready to strike with my blade sitting on my shoulder. I swung it around, slicing through the air at neck breaking speeds. "I feel so alive. I feel as if I can do anything." I turned my attention back to a dumbstruck, wide eyed Luna. I flashed a grin before running at her with massive speed.

As I neared her, she readied herself for my attack, but she wasn't ready for what I did next. I put a huge amount of power behind a jump, which made me sail over Luna, where I landed behind her. I swung my scythe at her, but she dodged by rolling to the left. She had one eye closed, like she was in great pain. This confused me till I saw blood dripping down from her side.

Her horn glowed, healing her wound and curing her pain. She got into a defensive position, and got ready. "Let the games begin!" I thought with a smile.

Author's Note

Hey, sup! Just incase anyone is confused, I will edit chapters after every six or seven of them. Anyways, hope you enjoyed. Also, if you dislike, please tell me why so I can improve on my story!

Chapter 4: Deathly Rage ... DIE! (Unedited)

We kept staring at each other, but Luna soon got this really creepy smile. She started to giggle and jump for joy. "Okay, that is really creepy and weird." I though. "Yes, I finally have a sparing partner!" Luna shouted with glee.

Rolling my eyes I took a few steps towards her, but she snapped out of her trance quick enough to block my attack. I kept swinging my Scythe at her, but she kept her guard up, blocking each swing.

I jumped 3 meters backwards, catching my breath. Luna was completely fine and was smirking. "You are stronger then any unicorn, but I see your not stronger then any alicorn. Your about on the same level with Cadence." she mocked.

I don't know what, but her words sparked anger in me, not a lot mind you, but still enough to make me annoyed. I charged her again, swing my scythe every which way, but Luna was still smirking, and still blocking. "How tough is this bitch!" I thought as my anger grew.

When my last swing came down, Luna swatted it away. She spun, slashing her sword at my side. I rolled, but still gained a deep gash in my side. I growled in rage. Any pain I felt from that slash, turned to rage quickly. I stood back to my full, bipedal height. Gritting my teeth, I charged Luna again, moving faster then I did earlier in the fight.

Luna's annoying smirk disappeared, and she went full battle mode. I could tell my attacks were harder to block as I swung my scythe time after time. It got to the point that every once in a while Luna had to dodge my swing instead of blocking it.

The more I missed, the more my anger grew. "DIE BITCH!" I screamed in my head. As my anger grew, so did the power and speed of my attacks. Luna was still dodging and blocking with relative ease, but this only fueled my anger.

Luna's horn glowed brightly, but that was the last thing I saw before I was thrown back at speed's a jet would have trouble keeping up with. When I hit the shield, it completely shattered. I was skidding across the ground, with my back to the ground. When I eventually came to a stop, my body was shaking with pain, but like last time the pain I felt was turning to rage. While I was gaining rage and losing pain, it was happening much slower then it was before.

My scythe spell had dropped and I felt strength leaving all areas of my body, but to only group in my horn. I heard the sounds of hoof steps, likely be longing to Luna, but I ignored them due to a half done rune taking up my vision. It was a transparent purple, but the edges of the rune glowed.

The half rune disappeared, allowing me to see clearly. "What was tha-" but was cut off by a mass-, no that's not enough to describe the amount off energy that jolted through my body. Any pain or rage I was felling earlier completely stopped, but what replaced it was hate. Not the kind of hate you have for someone your angry at, but the hate you feel when you want, no need to kill someone. And all that hate was pointing towards Luna.

I spun onto my stomach, then lifted myself to my hind hooves. I turned towards Luna, with a stoic face. Having time to walk towards me, Luna was only 5 meters in front of me with a shocked expression, but the expression soon turned to a joyed one. "Your still on good to fight? Okay, lets continue and end this, David. You had me on the ti-" But I did not let her finish.

I charged forward, faster then even Celestia could see due to her expression after I sent Luna flying backwards, breaking the sound barrier several times over. I had smashed a hoof into Luna's chest, most likely causing lung damage.

Luna rose from the earthy rubble that was once a hill, coughing up blood. Her horn lit up, healing her injures while I stated, "Yes Luna, lets finish this." In a demonic, deep voice. I summoned my scythe, but this time, the blade was a dark violet and the handle was black as shadows. In fact, the weapon had shadows flowing off of it.

Luna recreated her sword once again, and the bubble shield was once more placed around us. Luna, decide to charge me first, but her mistake was a fatal one. When she was a mere few inches from me, everything turned black and white and time slowed down. It was like when the hydra attacked me, but much slower. I spun around, smashing the blunt end of my scythe into Luna's chest. The sound of Cracking and breaking of bones filled the slowed air as my scythe connected with it's target.

Luna was sent flying upwards, blood shooting out of her mouth. She broke through the ceiling of the shield, but she when she started to fall, she opened her wings and started to flap them. She was coughing up a large amount of blood, but like last time, she used a healing spell to cure her pain and wounds.

She landed back on the ground, panting. I could sense a bit of fear in her eyes and soul, but obviously not enough to make her give in. I slowly started to walk towards her, making her step back in defense. As I walked, I placed my scythe over my shoulder. I looked over to the spectators, but only saw face's of fear and anger. Most of the anger was fuming off of Celestia.

Turning back towards my opponent, she was charging her magic. In a bright light, Luna shot a magical bolt at me, but I rolled out of the way. she shot another, then another, but I kept rolling and getting closer. After several bolts, I was upon her. I swung my scythe at her, but she dodged. After the missed swing, I repeated my swings over and over again and this time, each swing cut Luna, making lines of blood follow the tip of my scythe's blade.

After many more swings, I spun around and kicked Luna in the chest with one of my hind hooves. She skidded across the ground, but she flipped herself up quickly. Her face held a smile. "Wow, I am actually going to have to go full power on you." Luna said. Her horn glowed
brightly, so bright that I had to squint my eyes.

After a few seconds the bright light disappeared, leaving Luna. But Luna was different. She was armored with black metal and had a silver sword stuck in the ground next to her. The armor's breastplate had a moon, like the one on Luna's flank, embedded in it. The armors helmet had a blade over the front of her horn. Her mane was tied into a ponytail. Her sword had a moon as the hilt, but what was odd about the moon was that it glowed like the real moon.

Luna smiled, but charged soon after...

Author's Note

Sorry for the short chapter, but its out! Anyways, have a good one!

Chapter 5: Dark Dreams ... Death? (Unedited)

Luna's sword was swung at me, but I also swung my scythe. The two blades bounced off of each other, ringing from the contact. We kept swinging our weapons in union. I stopped swinging, and ducked under Luna's next swing. I spun around, Throwing my scythe at Luna. Luna's eyes widened as the scythe slammed into her chest, shattering her breastplate.

The scythe was returned to my hoof as Luna was sent skidding backwards, due to the force of my throw. Luna was slowly rolled to her stomach, whimpering in pain while I made my way towards her. Luna started to stand, but I kicked her in the side, making her cry in pain and fall back over.

I stood over her, smiling. "You have fallen to me. Your life now belongs to me. You will die in the spot you lay." Luna's eyes widened in fear as I raised my scythe. Luna closed her eyes tightly as I brought my scythe down, but to my surprise the shield around us shattered and my scythe was blasted out of my hoof by a golden blast. I turned in the direction that the blast came from, but a golden, armored hoof smashed into my face, making me go flying backwards.

I pulled myself out of my dirt prison to see a armored Celestia with two golden claymore in her magical grasp. "Sister? *chough* What are you doing? This is my fight." Luna said tiredly.

"I know, but he was about to kill you, Luna." Celestia said in defense. Luna began to protest again, but Celestia casted a sleeping spell on the goddess of the night, making her fall asleep instantly. "David! Its my turn to face you, but you will not leave this arena unscratched or harmed!" Celestia yelled at me

I sighed and took a defensive position. Before Celestia charged at me, she teleported her unconscious sister off the battlefield. Celestia reached me in record time, swinger her claymores, but I did the same with my scythe. I completely owned her ... not. Her swing knocked my scythe out of my hoofs, making it spin out of control and embed itself into the ground.

I turned back towards Celestia, only to get slashed across my chest and bucked away. I hit the ground with a thud, thinking "Damn that hurt! " I slowly stood back up, but something felt off. I no longer hated Luna. My emotions went back to there normal selves, allowing me to realize I defeated the goddess of the night. "Holy shit! I actually beat her!" As soon as finished my thought, a slight pain filled my shoulder.

I looked down at my shoulder. What I saw made me confused and made me want to panic. I had a sword lodged in my shoulder, but the weird part was that it hardly hurt at all."Okay! Why am I not ... ow ow Ow OW GOD DAMN IT THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH!" I thought, trying to hold back a ear shattering scream.

I looked back up to Celestia, but the shoulder I had a sword embedded, had its sword removed. HOLY SHIT! THAT MOTHER F-. But was silenced when darkness surrounded my vision, indicating I was asleep.

Unknown

My eyes shot open, but they were only meet with darkness. "Well, that was embarrassing. I was basically a ragdoll while fighting with Celestia." I said to myself.

"Yes, yes you were David." a gravely, thunder like said in the darkness.

I jumped back in surprise. "What the hell!? Where are you! Who are you!" I screamed into the black void that the voice came from.

"I was you, David, God of Death. As for where I am, I'm right behind you." I spun around, but to be caught off guard by what I saw. Standing in front of me was a armored alicorn, slightly taller then I was. His armor was breathtaking. His breastplate was as black as night. It had curved spicks on the shoulders. The front of the breastplate had a silver skull embedded into it's surface. The gauntlets started above the lowest joint of his fore legs, ending at the middle joint of his fore legs. The gauntlets were also black. They had sheaths for a large dagger, which did house a silver dagger. The bottom of the handles held a skull with ruby red eyes. His back was also armored. The back of his armor was layered, allowing him to turn and swivel his body. His back armor also dropped down, covering his sides. His hind legs had similar gauntlets to his fore legs, minus the daggers. To top it off, he had a hood attached to his armor, which was down at the moment.

I took a step back out of fear. The alicorn had a smile, and that smile made me remember what he said. "Wait, back the hell up, I'm the God of Death?" I asked, eliminating my fear of him.

"Yes, you are David. Your just no were near at full strength yet. In fact, you only have a sliver of your true potential. Before I continue, my name is Isaac, the former God of Death. he said, bowing in his four legged stance. I also noticed I was on four hooves again. "I see you noticed you are no longer bipedal. That was a spell that you used. Only you and I can use this gift, for we were both originally human. "

This statement awed me. "Wait, your human!?" he nodded. "Then how do you know I'm human?" I asked, suspiciously.

"I know you human, for all the Gods of Death were human. This is what I was told during my time as the God of Death. My mentor's name was Julius. But his rein has ended, as well as mine. So, now I am your mentor. And before you ask, you will be able to see family and friends when your rein has ended. You will serve for 50,000 years, but on earth, it is slowed to only a year. "

"But how woul-" but I was cut off due to the void beginning to lighten.

"It seems you are waking. Before you go, I will complete the first rune of your cutie mark." I was confused by "cutie mark", but I did not have enough time to question it, due to my eyes opening a second time.

Canterlot Hospital

My eyes fluttered open, reviling a white ceiling. "The hell?" I thought out of confusion. I heard a gasp, which I turned to. My vision was filled with a white mare with a blue mane in a nurses outfit. "A nurses outfit equals a hospital. Hell no! I hate hospitals!" I hopped to my hooves, but only to collapse due to a searing pain in my shoulder.

The nurse rushed over, attempting to help me, but failing because of my size. "Are you alright." the nurse asked nervously.

"Minus face planting and being in a hospital, yeah I'm just peachy." I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm. The nurse ignored me then walked out of the door, leaving me on the floor. I sat there, thinking of a way to stand when it finally hit me like a sack of bricks. "Dova" I thought, powering my horn. I felt strength travel through my body.

I stood up, but felt even more powerful then I did before, making me wonder what Isaac said about my "cutie mark". I shook myself out of my thoughts as the door opened, reviling Celestia with Applejack, Twilight Sparkle, and the cyan pony from before. "David," Celestia began "You are free of charges from almost killing my sister." I looked at her confused." I am pardoning you, due to the fact you were under magical influence." Then, hitting the ball out of the park, she bowed to me. "Welcome to Canterlot, God of Death."

"You know?" I asked.

"Yes, God of Death, I also know you were not originally a pony, but another creature. I do not know the name of this creature, but it dose not matter." Celestia stated finally standing up. I was about to ask questions, but my stomach growled, indicating I was hungry.

"Um, can I get something to eat?" I asked with a nervous smile. Celestia smiled and nodded her head.

Author's Note

If you can, give me some feedback on how I can improve the story!

Important Notice

I have decided to give this story a rewrite. That is all.