Griffin Bros

It took some time, but I eventually convinced my brother to carry me. It was pretty nice and I got to fly, sorta. In reality, I just spread out my wings and whooped for sometime before getting bored.

When I get bored, I try my damndest to find something interesting. When I'm stuck in the middle of the sky with just Stanis to talk to, the something is him.

"...andthenIwasrunningdownthehallsofmyschoolandbeingalllikewhoopwhoopyoucan'tcatchmebutthenItrippedandtheycaughtmesoIhadtochannelmyinnerpinkieandnotgetcaughtsoikeptrunningandrunningandIeventuallygottothetoiletandIwaslikehayoumotherbuckerscantgetmenowwhenImalluphereonmythroneandnoonehadanyideawhatwashappeningsoIjustlaughedand..."

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"...the great and powerful Trrrrrrrrixie! Needs some peanut butter crackers..." So maybe I had way too much energy.

"Will you just shut up?!" Stanis turned to look at me angrily. "You haven't stopped talking since we took off! Not to mention the fact that you've pretty much been quoting My Little Pony this whole time." I just rolled my eyes at his insolence.

"Trixie will not bow down to your will. She shall conquer all of Equestria with her amazing talents!" After another bout of giggling, I went back to my normal personal. "Well can you blame me? I've always wanted to impersonate characters from MLP and now that my voice is high-pitched, I can!"

"Jack, why aren't you upset about changing gender, and well-" My brother looks slightly downwards. "-losing your manhood?"

"Pfft. Dicks weren't so great anyways. Sure they might be an important part of you, but I already mentally lost my manhood years ago!" Still uncomfortable with the whole ordeal, Stan huffed and turned forward again.

As we lapsed into silence, I began to think about the whole situation. My brother and I woke up in Equestria as griffons after eating weird drugged frozen yogurt. That sentence by itself really expressed the insanity we were knee-deep in. I had pure white fur coating my body and varying shades of grey on my wings. Currently, my hair took on a Gilda-like hairstyle and is light grey throughout, except on the top. Stanis has a color pattern on his head, except that it is all puffy and it's so adorable. Anyways, his wings are a deep crimson red and he has a light blue coat. I totally lucked out with my good looks.

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After a few hours, we spotted a village on the horizon. It seemed normal enough with a multitude of thatched roofs and ponies walking through the streets. At the entrance to the town were two guards in full armor, carrying spears. They were also completely identical. The fanon was probably right about the armor enchantment.

I shifted a little in Stanis' claws and murmured to him, "Do you think we should get some more griffon sounding names?"

"What do you mean 'more griffon sounding names'?"

"Well as you can probably tell now, we are griffons and in the show griffons usually have a name starting with 'G'." I looked myself over for a second before continuing. "Also, I'm sorta female now and I don't think Jack sounds very female." Letting out a deep sigh of exasperation, my brother nodded his head in agreement.

"So how do we think of names?" Stan inquired.

"Uh... Shit. I have no clue, give me a sec." I pulled a smartphone out of my hair and looked on Google. "Sweet! Griffon name generator!" After a while of searching and my brother staring at my phone in shock, I finally picked out a name. "How does... Gwynilda sound?"

"Why Gwynilda and how do you have a smartphone?" Stanis asked, looking at my paws and then looking back at me with confusion etched on his face.

"What smartphone? We're in Equestria silly!" I rolled my eyes at him. Why would he think I had a smartphone? That would be absurd. "And what about you huh? What name do you want? Ooh we should call you Silly! But what if you get confused with my cousin Silly? What if I'm telling someone they're a silly filly and then you think that I said Silly and not silly and then you come over and get disappointed because I wasn't calling for you and then I feel bad and I want to make you..." I trailed off when I realized that my brother had one of his forelegs covering my mouth that whole time and I only just realized it. I think I got way too much into Pinkie Pie mode there.

"I think I'll stick with my own name thank you very much. I'd rather not lose the last bit of humanity I have left." With that, they both headed towards the town entrance.