The Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie Show!

by Isabella Mischeif

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 497

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie have a talk show!

Pinkie Pie And Rainbow Dash now have a live talk show! Sit down and enjoy the excitement for the Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie Show! Where they talk with the most famous celebritys!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-17 06:02:08 UTC

Woosy Smoochy

Rainbow Dash smiled as she trotted over infront of the camera to sit down in there comfy talk show chairs. "Welcome everypony!" Rainbow Dash said looking into the camera. Pinkie who was behind her jumped up.

"TO THE RAINBOW DASH AND PINKIE PIE SHOW!" Pinkie shouted. Pinkie lifted a pom pom in the air which this pom pom kind of appeared out of thin air. However, Rainbow didn't question it.

This was a NEW talk show. In fact there first time recording. And she wanted it to be perfect. It was live so mistakes couldn't be erased.

"And we should welcome our guest-"

"TWILIGHT" Pinkie interupted. Rainbows smile turned to a frown. The only reason she and Pinkie became hosts was to get away from there other friends. But now, they were ASKING them to come?

"I thought we were interviewing Cadence? Princess Cadence!" Rainbow Dash then remembered the cameras. "But what a better joy to have you instead...Twilight" Rainbow Dash glared. She tried to hide it but she couldn't.

"Better..." the screen behind Rainbow lit up to show Princess Cadence.

"I was just saying that...to" Rainbow couldn't find her words. "Be nice!"

Cadence blushed. "Thanks..."

Pinkie smiled looking at Twilight who took a seat. She then turned to Rainbow. "TWO PRINCESSES!?" Pinkie smiled at the camera.

Rainbow Dash took a seat back herself followed by the same act being done by Pinkie.

"So.....any secrets?" Rainbow asked.

Cadence stared. "Um...not really"

Pinkie jumped up excitedly. "IS IT TRUE YOU BABYSAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE?"

Cadence nodded.

Rainbow Dash smiled. "Was she troublesome?" She glared at Twilight who simply glared back.

"No....honestly she was a little angel!" Cadence smiled. Twilight smirked. "But there was THAT time..."

Twilight smile turned to a frown. "But we cant mention that, Cadence!"

Rainbow Dash realised she could witness a secret being revealed. Everypony could...

All she needed to say was "What?"

Cadence turned. "I suppose i could say..."

Twilight curled up in a little ball. Resting closely to the chair. "Please no" she whispered.

Cadence raised a hoof. "Well when i was babysitting Twilight she felt left out. A bit nervous to do the stuff the older kids did..." Rainbow Dash cocked an eye. This didn't seem juicy... "so one day she asked if we could go for a drink of alcohol, i as a babysitter was new and didn't think it'd be too bad..." Twilight slammed a hoof in her face. "So, we drank...and drank until it happended. Me and Twilight kissed, made out a little bit too..."

Pinkie pie sat back in her chair laughing. Rainbow an act of shock on her face.

Twilights mother stood up from the audience. "With tounge?" She asked disgusted. Hoping for a no...

"Tounge was included" Cadence spoke.

The camera stallion turned off the camera. "Cut!"

Twilight ran as fast as she could go off the stage.

Pinke trotting away. "WHAT A FUNNY CADENCE!"

Rainbow stood where she was. She whispered "Holy F***"