Mlp:The Happy, Depressing, Angry, And Random Fanfic

by Wattesk Chum

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe
Length: 1164

Wonder what would happen if all the mane 6 had different sexualities? And if Vynil and Octavia joined the now mane 8? And if the went on crappy adventures together? Me neither.

So the mane six have different sexualities exept AJ I guess. And the mane six is actually the mane eight because apparently Vynil and Octavia are apart of it. And they all go on lame adventures. The show is sometimes serious,and sometimes silly. (Mostly silly) ALL THE GRAMMER MISTAKES.

(Warning this book is literally going to shed some light on some stereotypes so yea. This is Hetalia but sexuality.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-18 19:41:09 UTC

Introduction Of The Fittest!

  Twilight Sparkle curled up next to the fireplace in her treehouse library with a book in front of her. Her coat tingled with the lightest burning sensation,that filled Twilight with a warm felling of delight. Her hooves flipped through the thin, delicate pages of the book. Twilight was indulged in the book, paying close attention to every word she came across. Now, what book could Twilight be reading that was so interesting? Well, it could only be Twilight's most favorite book her library had to offer. "How To Cook A Baby Dragon"

  As Twilight was about to get to the chapter on the killing process, somepony had busted through the door.mIt was none other than Applejack, wearing something that definitely showed a lot of skin. " Damn it! I was getting to the best pa- oh well hello Applejack, why don't you join me later for a marathon of Buffy?" Twilight asked with a seductive smirk on her face. Applejack was wearing a black crop top that only reached to her colar bone. Her tight shorts showed of a lot of Applejack's figure.nThe attire made AJ's hat seem all the more of a sexy accessory. " Sorry Twi, but I ain't turning gay any o' dese days. I just came by to ask if you happened to know the closest stripper joint around here?" Applejack stated.

Twilight sighed and pulled out her friendship powered smart phone from her ass. She then typed in Google maps and was greeted to a face of a huge map of all of equestria. Twilight then typed in " Stripper Clubs In Ponyville " and was greeted with a couple close to them. " Well let's see here, there's one close to Vynil's rave," Twilight informed. A cheesy grin had formed on Applejack's face. "Aw shuck. Thanks Twi! See ya around!" Applejack yelled halfway out the door on her was to make some cash. Twilight turned a light shade of red and continued on with her late night reading. With an evil smile, Twilight devoured every word.

  Meanwhile, with Pinkie, she was having a tough battle with herself. 'No' shouted in her head over and over. Pinkie Pie was going through a struggle she didn't know if a party could solve. She felt different. Like she was born in the wrong body. All her life, she always felt that a filly or a mare shouldn't be used to describe her. She would look at the colts and stallions in envy, though she didn't know why,mat here was a hole in her heart that Pinkie didn't know what to fill with. But, now she knew, she understood perfectly now. But Pinkie had a feeling that she would be seen as a freak if she told her family,all three sets of them! She thought that she would never come to terms with this problem that was buried deep inside her. Pinkie just felt more.....how should she put this... more stalliony then mare-y.

  Whenever people would call her a mare, Pinkie would always gag up just a bit of her lunch. Or breakfast. Or Brunch. Or Linner,she loved her some linner.Pinkie started to pace back and forth. She blurred out the conversations of the customers downstairs while they ate their scrumptious, sweet treats. Pinkie then trotted over to her mirror near by, where Gummy lay, blinking one eye at a time. Pinkie stared at herself for a few seconds. Somehow, she grabbed her cotton candy pink hair and "styled" it to make it look like a Stallion's. "What do you think Gummy?" Pinkie asked to her now sleeping pet. Pinkie smiled. Maybe this was her after all. Suddenly a loud BOOM and CRASH could be heard from downstairs. Oh no....some pony brought a flamethrower......again.....

  Meanwhile (again) with Rarity and Fluttershy, they were sitting on a large, green hill laying against the prickly but soft grass. They both stared up at the beautiful night stars, looking to find shapes in the bright night lights. "Oh look Rarity, I see a constellation! It looks a lot like you going through that butch hair style, before you found out you were a lipstick lesbian," Fluttershy commented very, very bluntly. Rarity sighed." Not a good 2 months for anyone," Rarity added. The unicorn and pegasus were so close they could feel each other's breaths  blow against each other's coats. Rarity giggled. "And look, that constellation looks like the time you wore that stupid rainbow hat for a month," Rarity mentioned. Fluttershy blushed. A silly desicion.

  Together, the two ponies began to snuggle next to each other, their muzzles touching. Two genuine, heartfelt smiles spread across from both their faces. Fluttershy wrapped her front legs around Rarity's legs. Rarity did the same. On the grass,they inched closer and closer until their lips touched.mRarity felt amazing. Fluttershy was so soft,and she made her feel on top of the world. Fluttershy felt like lifting up to the skies. Rarity's kiss made her feel on cloud nine. In the moment, both mares had their eyes closed, knowing that they didn't need to have them open to know how magical the kiss was.

   On the other hand (or hoof whatever) Rainbow Dash was flirting with Spitfire,while at the same time sharing a drink with Soarin. She believed that love should be shared with not just one pony, but it all. Also, she didn't care for gender, it was what was inside that counted.

  "Hey Rainbow, wanna race?" Soarin asked, currently not knowing he was buzzed out of his frickin mind. "If Spitfire's up for it," Rainbow replied,turning to Spitfire. "Sure, cmon guys lets go," she said as the three lovebirds flew off to have a drunken race. (Yeah sorry there isn't much for Rainbow Dash I get lazy often)

  While this was happening, Octavia and Vinyl were partying, and partying [hard./b] Viynl and Octavia we're bringing the music with a bang to the rave. Colors flashed everywhere, and a blend of dubstep and classical music blasted into everyone's ears. "Hey Ovtavia, why is Applejack outside our window?" Vynil's asked with an eyebrow raised as she pointed out side the window. "Oh, that mare's just looking for the strip club across the street,no big deal though," Octavia answered in her (very) LUCIOUS british accent.

The two ponies played there last song as the headed out of the building and into their apartment that they shared. "Don't you ever wonder what the other's are doing when we're not all together?" Octavia questioned. Vynil shrugged. "I don't know, must be nothin," she answered. Vynil's then got out her  iPony and started a group call on ooVoo. "Hey guys,how about we meet up tomorrow at Twilight's treehouse library, deal?" Pinkie said once everyone had picked up on the call. "Uh Hu," they all responded. Everyone (somehow) got off the call at the same time. Back with Rainbow Dash, she couldn't help but feel like tomorrow was not going to be.....

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