Pinkie Pie's Very Important Question

by Skanersho

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 262

Pinkie Pie has a Question Will Rarity Answer it or will the mystery still be unsolved?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-18 02:52:07 UTC

The Great Asking

Pinkie being her energetic self charged through Rarity's door hollering "I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!". Rarity then turned sighing then said "What is it Pinkie?" she muttered "Are you sure you want to know what it is?" said Pinkie in a hushed tone. Rarity rolled her eyes and said "Of Course Pinkie" Pinkie then looking around bellowed out "WHERE DA HOOD AT" Rarity almost got flung to the other side of the room but quickly recovered and said one singular solitary word "Ponytroit".

Ponytroit

Pinkies eyes lighted up "WE HAVE TO GO" She screamed Rarity looked stunned "I don't think-" she got cut off mid sentence by Pinkie Reading her Diary "Today I saw Ice Blizzard he was so c- " "FINE WE WILL GO"  Rarity screeched as her horn lit up and they got teleported to a wonderful new place. Oh did I say wonderful I meant a total shithole "Pinkie this was a bad Idea" A Pony than had a cutiemark with a penny on his flank walked up. "Miss you ain't from here are ya?" Rarity saw his grimy outfit and jumped up "Please do not touch me" she said backing away. The Entire city was made of stone with moss and fire pits scattered about almost always you could hear sirens and screams. "Pinkie can we please go home" Pinkie was poking a homeless pony when Rarity's Horn lit up and they teleported home where they had a big bowl of oatmeal and watched American Horror Story all Night.

The Lesson Of the Story kids.NEVER.EVER.GO.TO.Detroit