Lawlee and Shawta Present: Snips, Snails and Voyeurism Fails
Stall's Fair in Love and Shower
“Tweeet!”
The abrasive whistle echoed across the football field of Canterlot High. A large, white pony with rippling muscles barked orders to his team.
“Alright, ladies,” Coach Biceps shouted, “That was some good hustle out there today. Go ahead and hit the showers. You’ve earned it.”
All the male teens lumbered off the field; their muscles burning from the intense practice. Sweat dripping from their brows. The strong odor of testosterone hung heavily in the air. Coach Biceps shot a fiery look towards a lanky teen sitting next to his chubby friend on the bleachers. They were both absentmindedly sending texts to each other on their phones.
“Waterboys!” Coach Biceps shouted sternly, “Get that gear off the field!”
Upon hearing their title, Snips and Snails leapt up off the bleachers and snapped a salute. Coach Biceps gave an exasperated sigh while pinching the bridge of his nose between his thumb and finger. He turned his back on Snips and Snails as they began to pack up the hydration station. After securing the equipment, Snips and Snails wiped the sweat from their brows and went to go join the rest of the team in the showers. It was the typical end of another typical football practice.
Located next to rows of lockers, the shower room of Canterlot High consisted of a dozen metal poles spaced throughout a large tiled room. Each pole had four shower heads on it. They looked like rows of metal trees. Colloquially, the showers were known as the “Everfree Forest.” All the athletes lathered themselves up while washing off the stink of the game.
By the time Snips and Snails arrived, the Everfree Forest was already full; not that it mattered. Snips and Snails never showered with the football players. They preferred the more private stalls off to the side. Their shower area was smaller and much more drafty, since it was located directly beneath the air vent, but at least they had some small measure of privacy. The smaller stall was separated from the main shower area by rows of lockers.
Prior to their showers, Snips and Snails each took a dump in the bathroom.
“Gross,” Snails said, after smelling the foul odor coming from the next stall, “What in the world did you eat, Snips?”
“I don’t know,” Snips said, “It must’ve been something that disagreed with me.” His stomach gave a sickening gurgling sound. Snails was eager to put as much distance between himself and his friend’s farts as possible. There was just one problem.
“Oh no!” Snails said, “This stall is completely out of toilet paper! Snips, be a pal and share a square.” Snips looked around, only to discover, to his horror, that his stall was also out of toilet paper.
“What are we supposed to do now?” Snips asked.
“Check your backpack,” Snails said, “Maybe you can find some paper so we can wipe our butts.”
After searching his backpack, Snips pulled out two pieces of paper.
“The only paper that I could find was our birth certificates, which indicate that both of us are 18-years-old,” Snips said.
“Did you say 18-years-old?” Snails asked.
“18-years-old,” Snips repeated.
"It's a good thing you always carry those with you," Snails said, "Especially how often we're mistaken for 16-year-olds."
"That's true," Snips said, "We do look young for our age, in spite both of us being high school seniors who are legal adults. Yes sir. If it weren't for these birth certificates, it would be easy to mistake us for 16-year-old boys."
“I hate to wipe my ass with my birth certificate, but there's no other paper around,” Snails said as he reached his hand under the wall between the stalls and gestured for Snips to hand over the paper.
After wiping their asses with their birth certificates, Snips and Snails emerged from the bathroom and ready to hit the showers.
Unbeknownst to them, they were being watched.
“Are you sure this is a good idea, Diamond Tiara?” Silver Spoon whispered nervously, “We’ll be in big trouble if someone catches us spying on the boys in the shower room.”
“No one knows we’re here, spaz,” Diamond Tiara said, “The only way we’ll get in trouble is if one of us blabs to a teacher. You’d better not tell, otherwise I might have to let the school counselor know who’s been leaving those bloody razor blades in the girl’s bathroom.”
Silver Spoon pursed her lips. She brought one of her hands between her legs and rubbed the scars on her inner thighs.
“Cutting helps relieve stress,” Silver Spoon said defensively, “I only do it because of…”
Silver Spoon bit her tongue. Ever since she hit puberty, Silver Spoon had a secret crush on her best friend. Even now, she couldn’t help but stare at Diamond Tiara’s pert butt. Her short skirt offered a tantalizing view of her cotton panties.
“You’re so anxious to leave when we’re mere moments away from seeing the football team lather up,” Diamond Tiara said, annoyed, “If I didn’t know any better, I might think you were a colossal dyke, or something.” Silver Spoon gave a hollow chuckle.
“A les… lesbian? Me? Don’t be silly,” Silver Spoon said, “Of course I’m into dudes. Why else would I spend so much time spying on boys with you? It’s not like I have any… ulterior motives.” Silver Spoon gave a morose sigh. She felt her heart ache for an unrequited love.
Diamond Tiara rubbed her nose. The dust in the vents were beginning to affect her allergies. She could feel a sneeze building up.
“Quick,” Diamond Tiara hissed, “See if you can find any tissues in my purse.” Silver Spoon had been dragging both of their purses with them through the air vents and began to rummage through her friend’s belongings.
“Let’s see,” Silver Spoon said, “I found your ‘I voted’ sticker from the recent presidential election, your organ donor card, a statement from your recently opened bank account, a receipt from your purchase at that fireworks store, a ticket stub from that R-rated film we saw, a poker chip from our recent trip to the casino, your summons to jury duty and your birth certificate which verifies that you are 18-years-old.”
“Wow,” Diamond Tiara said, “I didn’t realize I was carrying around so many things in my purse which reflected the fact that I’m 18-years-old.”
“Did you say 18-years-old?” Silver Spoon asked.
“18-years-old,” Diamond Tiara repeated.
“I’m the same way,” Silver Spoon said, “I like to carry around my birth certificate with me wherever I go, in case anyone needs to verify that I’m 18-years-old.”
"That's a good idea," Diamond Tiara said, "We look young for our age, in spite of us being high school seniors who are legal adults. If it weren't for these birth certificates, it would be easy to mistake us for 16-year-old girls."
"How right you are," Silver Spoon said. She continued to dig through the purses without finding any results.
“No tissues?” Diamond Tiara asked.
“No tissues,” Silver Spoon said, “The biggest piece of paper in your purse is your birth certificate.”
“I hate to blow my nose with my birth certificate, but it's the best thing we've got,” Diamond Tiara said as she reached her hand behind her and gestured for Silver Spoon to hand over the paper.
Diamond Tiara blew her nose on her birth certificate and crumpled it up into a ball. She tossed the garbage behind her and it bounced off of Silver Spoon’s forehead. She maintained her nonplussed expression and calmly adjusted her glasses.
Diamond Tiara held her breath as she heard bare footsteps approaching below her. She readied her phone and pressed it up against the vent, hoping to take pictures of masculine teenage nudity. Her heart fell when she saw Snips and Snails.
“Ugh,” Diamond Tiara grumbled, “Not the waterboys. Where’s the football team?” Unfortunately for her, the football team was showering in the next stalls over. Snips and Snails preferred the private showers beneath the air ducts. When Snips removed his towel, Diamond Tiara couldn’t help but snicker.
“What’s so funny?” Silver Spoon asked, feigning interest.
“Snips has a dickie do,” Diamond Tiara said.
“What’s a dickie do?” Silver Spoon asked, in a genuinely curious tone.
“It’s where his gut sticks out further than his dickie do!” Diamond Tiara said, derisively. Diamond Tiara winced in disgust as she watched Snips play with his male boobs and squeeze his chubby belly.
“Watching Snips play with his fat folds just turned me gay,” Diamond Tiara said. Silver Spoon got her hopes up, before they were quickly dashed.
“Not,” Diamond Tiara said, “The sight of a nude Snips may turn my stomach, but there’s no way I’d ever become a clitty-licker.” Silver Spoon gave an excessively loud sigh of sexual frustration.
“Well, this was a bust,” Diamond Tiara said, “Let’s get out of here.”
Silver Spoon’s eyes lit up. She had already begun crawling back out the way they came, when Diamond Tiara let out a small gasp.
“Hold the phone,” Diamond Tiara said while holding her phone to the vent and furiously snapping pictures. After Snails removed his towel, Diamond Tiara could see that he was the most well-hung boy at the school; possibly the entire world. She had heard rumors of Big Mac’s legendary love muscle, but even those stories paled in comparison to the mammoth man meat on full display before her now. Snail’s member was nearly as long as his arms and just as thick. And he wasn’t even aroused yet.
“Oh my,” Diamond Tiara said, “You could hang towels off of that monster!” Diamond Tiara was so horny, she was drooling from both ends. Silver Spoon watched as a damp spot formed on Diamond Tiara’s cotton panties. Unable to resist, Silver Spoon leaned in as close as she dared and sniffed her friend’s crotch. Just as she was starting to savor the aroma, Diamond Tiara repositioned herself in the vents and pressed her soaked panties against Silver Spoon’s nose.
“Sorry about that,” Diamond Tiara said, “I didn’t realize you were right behind me.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Silver Spoon said with a smile. Her nose faintly glistened from the residue of her friend’s natural lubrication.
“Oh, yeah,” Diamond Tiara moaned as she kept taking pictures, “Wash those abs. Clean that cock.” Diamond Tiara’s left hand was slowly making its way towards her crotch. She slipped her fingers beneath her panties and began playing with her pussy.
Silver Spoon’s mouth went dry. She had never seen her friend so aroused before. A thin layer of damp cotton was all that separated her from Diamond Tiara’s tantalizing teenage twat. In that instant, Silver Spoon made up her mind. She was going to show her friend how she really felt. It would be so simple. All she had to do was pull down Diamond Tiara’s panties and start going to town on her taco.
“Once she realizes that I can satisfy her like no boy ever could, we can be lovers together,” Silver Spoon thought breathlessly. Silver Spoon inched closer. She watched hypnotized as Diamond Tiara’s lithe digits delicately polished her pearl.
Just as she was about to grab the panties, a large, creaking sound was heard. As it turns out, the school air ducts weren’t designed to hold the weight of two teenage girls for a prolonged period of time.
The vent seam where Diamond Tiara was kneeling suddenly split open. Before she had time to react, her right arm emerged from the newly created opening in the air ducts. She lost the grip on her phone, which crashed against the wet, tiled floor of the shower room. If the impact of the fall didn’t ruin her phone, the water would’ve done the trick.
Upon hearing the the phone clatter on the ground, Snips and Snails looked up and saw a feminine arm with polished nails awkwardly sticking out of the air ducts.
“Heads up,” Snails said to Snips with a grin,” It’s raining bitches.”
Snails jumped up and grabbed Diamond Tiara’s arm before she had time to retract it. This caused the integrity of the duct work to become even more compromised. Diamond Tiara pulled her left hand out of her panties and tried to prevent herself from being pulled out of the air ducts. There was nothing to grab, but even if there was, her digits were so slick with her own natural lube that she would’ve found it difficult to hold on to anything. As a result, Diamond Tiara found herself falling down into the boys shower room.
In a feat of dexterity, Snails caught the falling Diamond Tiara before she hit the ground. She stared up into his eyes. Diamond Tiara was in the in the toned arms of a teen who was hung like a horse. She could feel his pec pressed against her soft breast. His heart was pounding in his chest due to the adrenaline released in order to catch her as she fell.
“Anyone else up there, or was this a solo peep show?” Snails said, rakishly. Diamond Tiara looked up to her former hiding spot, but Silver Spoon had already retreated back the way they had came at the first sign of trouble.
Snips stared open-mouthed at the girl in the boy’s shower room. He instinctively used his hands to cover his groin, which proved to be redundant, since his gut was already keeping his thimble dick hidden from view.
The nozzle overhead was soaking Diamond Tiara with hot water. Snips and Snails could plainly see her bra beneath her soaked top.
“I was just…,” Diamond Tiara said, “My phone fell. I…”
“You’d better take off those wet clothes,” Snails said, interrupting her, “These showers are notoriously drafty. Wouldn’t want you to catch cold.” Even though he said it in a friendly tone, something in his eyes told Diamond Tiara that was an order, not a suggestion. After Snails set her down onto the tiled floor, Diamond Tiara began to remove her soaked clothes in front of Snips and Snails until she was as naked as them.
“Can I please have a towel?” Diamond Tiara said, while shivering from the cold and embarrassment. Her left arm covered her breasts while her right hand covered her crotch.
“All in good time,” Snails said, “Snips and I want to take a moment to admire your body. That’s only fair, right? You got to see us naked. Tit for tat.” As Diamond Tiara kept covering her tits, she couldn’t help but stare in awe at Snails’ titanic tat.
“Take a picture,” Snails said, snarkily, “It’ll last longer.” All three sets of eyes turned to look at the broken and waterlogged phone on the tiled floor. Diamond Tiara looked up, sheepishly.
“So you like spying on boys, huh?” Snails said as he approached her menacingly, “You really should be more careful. It’s going to get you in trouble one of these days.”
Snails backed Diamond Tiara up against the wall. In spite of the steam from the shower, the tile felt exceptionally cold against her bare skin. She could see her own fearful expression reflected in his eyes. Snails staring into her eyes made Diamond Tiara more uncomfortable than when he was ogling her naked body. She closed her eyes and turned her head away.
“Keep away,” Diamond Tiara said, nervously, “I’m serious. If you touch me, I’ll scream.” Snails immediately raised his hands off the wall and lifted him over his head. He turned around and walked away from her as she stood there trembling. The tip of his prodigious pecker swung lazily around his knees as he walked.
“There’s no need for hysterics,” Snails said, “Scream if you like. I just hope you’re prepared to explain your presence here to the team.” Diamond Tiara bit her lip as she glanced in the direction of the other showers. She could hear the muffled sounds of jocks making casual conversations while cleaning themselves.
“After all, you probably came here to see them, right?” Snails said, bitterly, “No one’s ever interested in the waterboys, are they? It’s all about the jocks, isn’t it?” Diamond Tiara could feel her heart pounding. Her cheeks burned with embarrassment as her face became beet red.
“I could’ve tried out for the football team, you know,” Snails said, “The only reason why I didn’t was because I knew there wasn’t a jockstrap that could take on what I’m packing.” And he gestured to his crotch.
“Why do you think I always wear such baggy pants?” Snails asked, annoyed.
“I… I just always assumed you had no fashion sense,” Diamond Tiara said, while trying to put on a brave face. She swallowed hard and felt herself become lightheaded. She was afraid that she might faint.
“I’d hate for you to leave without getting what you came here for,” Snails said, “Why don’t I call the team over here and you can ogle them for a while?”
“No,” Diamond Tiara said in a horrified whisper. She shook her head and knew she couldn’t let anyone find out about this.
“In that case, we’d be more than happy to keep your little indiscretion a secret, right Snips?” Snails said. Snips didn’t hear anything. He was too busy staring at Diamond Tiara’s nudity. Being in such close proximity to a naked girl had caused Snips’ member to become a fully-erect inch and a half, which was still obscured from view by rolls of stomach fat.
Seeing an opening, Snails began to slowly walk towards Diamond Tiara. He gave a knowing glance to Snips, who immediately turned around and began to act as a lookout.
“Tell me,” Snails said, “Have you ever been to ‘third base’ with a boy before?” Diamond Tiara didn’t react. She just stared at the water droplets as they slid down Snails’ supreme schlong. Snails rested his left forearm against the tiled wall of the shower and leaned close to Diamond Tiara.
“I… I’ve never had a boyfriend before,” Diamond Tiara said distantly, as though she were coming out of a trance.
“Oh,” Snails said, “You’d rather play solitaire.”
“No!” Diamond Tiara said, “It’s not like that.”
“I see,” Snails said, “You just want to spy on the boys to see their junk before you start a relationship. It would be a shame to invest time in a boyfriend only to find out later that he has a micropenis.”
“Hey!” Snips said, who had been quiet up to this point, “I resemble that remark. I’ll have you know that the ladies don’t care about the size of your dick, as long as you give good head; and I give the best.” Snails gave a look of irritation before rolling his eyes. He hated being interrupted.
“Pay no attention to Snips,” Snails said, “The only thing he’s eaten out is an endless buffet.” Diamond Tiara giggled, in spite of herself. Snips muttered something under his breath.
“He has no real experience, unlike me,” Snails said, as he brushed the fingers of his right hand against Diamond Tiara’s shoulder, which made her shudder.
“I know how to satisfy a woman,” Snails said. Diamond Tiara gulped.
“So you’ve been to third base before?” Diamond Tiara asked.
“Personally, I hate baseball,” Snails said, “It’s a boring and ambiguous game which has no right to be synonymous with sex. Wouldn’t you agree?”
Diamond Tiara glanced up for a moment to look Snails in the eye, before wordlessly lowering her gaze back to his dick. Even though Snails was looming over her, Diamond Tiara didn’t feel as scared as she did before. Part of her was even starting to enjoy it.
“I actually like baseball,” Diamond Tiara said, “You could do well at the game if you applied yourself. You already have an impressive bat.” Snails smiled.
“I’ve always thought of football as a much better metaphor for sex,” Snails said, as he slowly brought his right hand closer to Diamond Tiara’s breasts. She raised her right hand away from her crotch to stop him. Snails grabbed her right hand with his right, so their fingers interlaced.
“Your 10 yard line can be equated with holding hands,” Snails said, while taking his left arm and using it to press Diamond Tiara’s naked body against his. He could feel her breasts squish against his chest. Diamond Tiara’s heart began to race as she felt the heat of Snails’ Herculean hotdog throbbing against her legs.
“Your 20 yard line is hugging,” Snails said, as he stopped holding hands and placed both of his hands against her back. A portion of Diamond Tiara’s subconscious told her to resist, but that part of her was losing to her desire to be with Snails. She placed her head on his shoulder and gave a submissive sigh.
“Your 30 yard line is a kiss on the cheek,” Snails whispered into her ear, before leaning in and giving her a quick peck on the cheek.
Snips glanced back to watch Snails kiss Diamond Tiara. While she was swooning from the kiss, Snails glanced back at Snips and shot him a dirty look, which prompted Snips to turn back around and refocus on his lookout efforts.
“Your 40 yard line is a kiss on the mouth,” Snails said. Diamond Tiara pressed her palms against Snails’ chest in an effort to push herself away, but Snails still had his arms wrapped around her back. He pulled her close as he leaned in for a kiss. The moment their lips connected, Diamond Tiara ceased to struggle. Her eyes went wide as she felt Snails’ tongue enter her mouth.
“The 50 yard line is a tongue kiss,” Snails said, after breaking their kiss. Diamond Tiara was feeling weak in the knees. It was taking all her focus to remain standing.
“We’re at the halfway point,” Snails said, “Want me to continue?” Diamond Tiara nodded her head and said nothing.
“Their 40 yard line is a tender caress,” Snails said as he brought his right hand to Diamond Tiara’s left breast. She didn’t try to stop him this time. He created some space between them so he could more easily fondle her tits. Diamond Tiara stifled a moan of pleasure as he pinched her sensitive nipples. Snips shot a quick look at Diamond Tiara, then turned his head back before Snails noticed that he was watching.
“Are you sure you want to know what comes next?” Snails said, while continuing to play with her breasts, “We can stop now, if you want.”
“No,” Diamond Tiara moaned, “Keep going. Teach me football, Coach.”
“So I’m your Coach, huh?” Snails said with a wry smile while taking his hands off her breasts, “Alright then. Next comes their 30 yard line, which is genital contact.” Diamond Tiara gasped as Snails touched her crotch with his right hand. He rubbed her moist mound and teased her clit.
“You’re so wet,” Snails said, “You’re cunt’s dripping more than the showerhead.” No one had been standing under the showers since Diamond Tiara stripped naked. They left the water running to drown out the sounds of their conversation.
Having her pussy rubbed was too much for Diamond Tiara. She was so overwhelmed with pleasure that she no longer had the strength to stand. Snails helped to slowly lower Diamond Tiara to her knees.
“You’re at the perfect height for their 20 yard line, which is oral sex,” Snails said. Diamond Tiara’s eyes bulged as she stared at Snails’ elephantine erection. Snails’ cock was orange in color, like the rest of his body. His pubic hair was green and made his dick look like the world’s largest carrot. Which was ironic, considering that Diamond Tiara was as randy as a rabbit.
“Of course, this is why you snuck into the boys’ shower room, isn’t it?” Snails said, while gesturing to his crotch, “You’ve dreamt about sucking quarterback dick, haven’t you?” Diamond Tiara said nothing, but her eyes betrayed her.
“I may not be on the football team,” Snails said, “but I have a prime pecker for you. It would be a shame to get so close and not even touch it. Don’t you want to see how big I can get when fully aroused?”
Snails looked down at Diamond Tiara. Her hands were clenched into fists, which she rested on her legs. Snails’ took a step back and used his hands to lift up his semi-hard cock by clutching it somewhere in the middle, which was as far as his arms could reach.
“If you want to leave at their 20 yard line, I won’t try and stop you,” Snails said, “The question is, will you be able to live with yourself if you run away from the biggest cock you will ever see?” Diamond Tiara extended two trembling hands and reached out to touch Snails’ massive member. Her arms shook nervously as she ran her fingers along the length of Snails’ schlong.
“It’s so hot,” Diamond Tiara said, “Does it hurt? I mean, does having such a big dick cause you any problems?”
“You’d be surprised how difficult it is to shop for pants that can comfortably conceal my junk,” Snails said, “That’s why you rarely see me concerned about fashion.” Diamond Tiara blushed for teasing him earlier.
“Don’t forget to play with my balls, too,” Snails said, “That’s where the good stuff is.” Snails’ gargantuan gonads were each the size of tennis balls and filled to the brim with potent, life-giving semen. Snails lifted his member and pressed it against his chest. Diamond Tiara leaned forward and cupped his balls in her hands and gave them a slight squeeze, as though she were checking fruit at the market to see if they were ripe.
“Oh,” Snails moaned, “Careful now. Not too hard. If you make me shout, the football team will come running over here.”
Snips was still serving as a lookout. A thin strand of precum was leaking from his tip as he divided his attention between watching the other shower stalls and glancing at Diamond Tiara when Snails was preoccupied.
“I just washed my balls, so they’re clean,” Snails said, “Don’t be shy. Give them a taste.”
Diamond Tiara pressed her lips against Snails’ ballsack and started licking. The smell was intoxicating. A powerful musk radiated from Snails’ genitals like the sun radiates light and warmth. Strands of sticky precum were oozing down the length of Snails’ shaft and clinging to Diamond Tiara’s face and hands.
“That feels nice,” Snails said, “Suck my nuts, like a good little girl.”
After giving his balls a thorough tongue bath, Diamond Tiara pulled her face away to catch her breath. Her body was shaking from excitement and desire. She couldn’t believe what she was doing. As she knelt there on the tiled floor of the shower room with precum in her hair and loose pubes on her lips, there was no where else she’d rather be. All that mattered to her at that moment was pleasing Snails.
“Enough build up,” Snails said, “It’s time to cross their 20 yard line.”
Diamond Tiara thought back to all the private maturbation sessions in her room. All the dildos she had secretly ordered online with her personal credit card. She thought of her efforts to suppress her gag reflex as she shoved rubber dicks inside her mouth. She’d never been with a real boy before, but even if she had, nothing could’ve prepared her for the sight of Snails’ enormous erection. She would be lucky if she could fit the cockhead inside her mouth.
As she pulled Snails’ super schlong to her lips, Diamond Tiara could feel the blood pumping as the cock grew more erect. Snails seemed to be struggling to stand. All the blood from his body seemed to be rushing to his swelling erection. He was beginning to get lightheaded.
“What are you sucking for?” Snails said, deliriously, “It ain’t gonna’ wait itself.” Inferring what he really meant, Diamond Tiara cautiously began licking the tip of his cock. Snails wanted to stroke her wet, precum-stained hair, but his arms couldn’t reach that far.
Diamond Tiara’s mind was cloudy as she focused on servicing Snails’ schlong. She imaged all the effort it took to make something so big and flaccid become hard and rigid. All the blood that was diverted from other places in Snails’ body to make his dick swell. It was as if the very life force which sustained him was more focused on becoming one with her being. Diamond Tiara shuddered as she felt a trickle of her own natural lube slide down her inner thigh.
She couldn’t open her mouth wide enough to get even the tip inside, so she did the next best thing. Diamond Tiara licked the entire length of Snails’ cock; from nuts to knob. She slathered his schlong with saliva. Her tongue massaged his member until she had memorized every bump and vein along its length.
When fully aroused, Snails’ cock was nearly two feet long, four inches in diameter.
“Turn around and place your hands on the wall,” Snails ordered, “It’s time to cross their 10 yard line.” Diamond Tiara obeyed.
Snails couldn’t get close to her with a two foot cock separating them, so he did his best to line up his impressive pole with her tight hole. Diamond Tiara gasped as she felt his hot tip press against her pussy. His turgid tip was soon slathered in the copious amounts of clit spit leaking from her gooey gash.
“Wait!” Diamond Tiara said, “I’m still a virgin…” In spite of owning a small collection of dildos, Diamond Tiara had never inserted anything inside her vagina before. Rubbing the rubber dicks against her pussy lips had always gotten her off in the past. She could tell by the look in Snails’ eyes that he wouldn’t be satisfied with anything less than crossing their 10 yard line.
“Saving yourself for marriage, huh?” Snails said, with a smirk, “I can respect that. Although I’m sure your future husband won’t mind if I help myself to your Hershey highway.” Diamond Tiara gasped in shock while instinctively clenching her sphincter.
Snails raised his rod slightly and pressed it against Diamond Tiara’s puckered backdoor. In its current state, her anus was much too tight to allow anything so large inside it. Snails gave a frustrated sigh.
“Snips, get over here and prep the patient,” Snails said. Without a second thought, Snips abandoned his lookout duty and leapt at the chance to be included. Diamond Tiara winced in disgust as she felt Snips sniff her anus. Placing his hands firmly on her buttcheeks, Snips pressed his nose against her crack and began to rim her sphincter.
“So,” Snails said while lazily stroking his erection, “How does it feel to have your tish tunnel teased by my friend?”
Diamond Tiara moaned erotically, before anxiously covering her mouth. The last thing she needed was for anyone to catch her in this compromising position.
“It feels scary, but fun,” Diamond Tiara said, “Please don’t stop.” After coming up for air, Snips stuck the middle finger of his right hand into his mouth before inserting his saliva-slickened digit into her butt and wiggling it around inside her.
“This bitch has the sluttiest butt I’ve ever seen,” Snips said, which was saying a lot considering how much time he spent masturbating while watching porn. Diamond Tiara moaned as her rectal walls gripped Snips’ finger tightly.
“That’s right, you dirty slut!” Snips said, “ Grind that sweet ass of yours against my knuckle.” Snails rolled his eyes at the cliche porn dialogue.
“You almost done?” Snails asked Snips impatiently, “Do you realize how much blood it takes to maintain an erection of this size? It’s a miracle I haven’t passed out yet.”
Snips used his fingers to spread her sphincter. He hocked a loogie inside her gaping butthole. Diamond Tiara could feel his phlegmy saliva slide down her rectal walls.
“All loosened up for you,” Snips said, “Her brown eye’s begging to be buggered.” Diamond Tiara kept instinctively trying to close her rectum, but Snips kept her butthole open by spreading her asscheeks wide with his hands.
“Well then,” Snails said, with a grin, “Let’s not keep her waiting any longer.”
Snips used his hands to spread Diamond Tiara’s buttcheeks apart to reveal her slickened shit box. Snails brought the tip of his turgid tool to her strained sphincter.
“After their 20 yard line is their first and goal,” Snails said, “That’s where I’d typically put on a condom. Unfortunately, I don’t have any trash bags on me.”
Diamond Tiara took a minute to take in every sensation of this moment. Snips keeping her buttcheeks spread while absentmindedly drooling on her ass. Snails standing two feet away with the tip of his baby batter blaster less than an inch from her stretched asshole. Her vagina was all puffy and swollen from arousal as her own natural lube flowed freely down her inner thighs.
“Which brings us to the goal line,” Snails said, as he also savored the moment, “Touchdown.” Diamond Tiara bit her left thumb to keep from screaming as Snails’ colossal cock slid slowly into her beleaguered butt. It felt like her entire dildo collection was being shoved up her ass at once.
“Too big…” She moaned, “Oh, God. I’m gonna break. You’re tearing my ass apart.”
“Just think of it like taking a really big shit,” Snips said, “in reverse!”
“I can’t!” Diamond Tiara shouted, “No, pull it out! It hurts!”
“Don’t be such a baby,” Snails said, “I’ve only got the tip in.” Diamond Tiara was quickly discovering the limits of how far her rectum could stretch. She pressed her hands against the tile wall and arched her back to accommodate the massive member as it reamed her rear. Snails grunted in satisfaction as he felt her sphincter clench around his cock.
“See?” Snails said, “I knew you could take it.” Snips hocked a loogie onto the place where Snails’ cock merged with Diamond Tiara’s asshole in order to provide further lubrication.
Hot precum was leaking from Snails’ tip and coating the inner walls of her rectum with natural lube. In spite of these considerations, every inch gained was a hard fought battle. Diamond Tiara’s pert pooter had never experienced anything so large moving the wrong direction inside her before.
Snails eventually managed to slide one sixth of his dick inside her butt, which equated to 4 inches. Diamond Tiara could feel a powerful sensation forming in the pit of her stomach and then gradually expand until it felt as though her whole body was filling with light. She felt each pulse of Snails’ cock as he repeatedly churned up her insides. She had succumbed to the intense pleasure which was coursing through her body.
Snails began to thrust in a rhythm. Snips added to the sound by beatboxing while rhythmically spanking Diamond Tiara’s ass. She didn’t make any sounds. In order to distract from the pain, Diamond Tiara bit her thumb so hard that she nearly drew blood. Inspired by his friend’s beatboxing, Snails began to rap.
“I’m DJ Snazzy Snails. My cock impales; and when I bust a nut I leave a thick snail trail!” Snails said, in tune to the rhythm. In and out. Back and forth. Snails alternated between having 2 and 4 inches of dick up her ass.
“Well?” Snails said, “How does it feel to have my bodacious bowel buster up your butt?” Diamond Tiara had stopped biting her thumb. She had grown numb to the pain. Her tongue was loling out of her mouth and her cheek was pressed against the wet tile floor. Snails’ movements were increasing in speed. Each sensation was blurring together so fast that it was impossible to pinpoint the exact moment when this experience changed from one of immense pain to indescribable pleasure. All she could manage was a faint moan of ecstasy.
Snips watched as his friend’s cock slid to and fro inside Diamond Tiara’s butt. Snails decided to reward his friend for his diligence.
“For being such a good lookout, go ahead and lick her pussy. You’ve earned it,” Snails said. Snips didn’t need to be told twice. He scrambled to his knees until he was lying on the floor. Snips craned his neck up and began to sloppily lap up the nectar which was freely flowing from Diamond Tiara’s twat. She moaned while lowering her mound closer to his muzzle. Snips and Diamond Tiara repositioned themselves until she was resting her chest on his hairy gut.
For what seemed like an eternity she lay there while being serviced both front and back. Snips sucked on her clit like he was at an oyster eating contest. He lapped at her labia and vibrated his tongue vigorously against her vulva. Snails was using slow and steady strokes to tease her tish tunnel. Diamond Tiara felt as though she had a flutter of butterflies nestled in her lower intestines and the constant jostling from Snails’ schlong had caused them to migrate to her stomach.
Diamond Tiara could see the tip of Snips’ tiny tool poking out from under his belly. Wanting to thank him for the excellent cunnilingus, she took his meager member and used her thumb and pointer finger to help jerk him off. Snips responded to this new stimulation by redoubling his efforts on eating out her snatch. Diamond Tiara could sense herself getting closer to an orgasm.
She craned her neck down and brought her lips close to Snips’ paltry penis. As soon as her tongue touched the tip, Snips’ hair trigger went off and shot a few spurts of cum right into Diamond Tiara’s eye. She exclaimed from shock and irritation. She was about to wipe the cum from her eye, when her whole body went into shock as the strongest orgasm she had ever felt in her life began to ripple through her. She placed her hands on the cold tile floor as her body tensed up. She kept her right eye closed as tears helped wash out Snips’ money shot. She thrusts her hips and buried her box in Snips’ face. She moaned as she came; wet and messy.
The sensation of her own climax brought Snails to the edge of his own orgasm.
“Touchdown!” Snails said as he came. Diamond Tiara’s legs shook weakly as spurt after spurt of hot, sticky cum was pumped inside her ass. Snails’ ejaculation was so massive that her colon couldn’t contain all the semen. She felt her stomach swell from all the cum until her belly was as fat as Snips.
Snails removed his member with a messy wet popping sound. Diamond Tiara couldn’t close her anus if she tried. His gooey jizz dribbled out of her gaping hole and down her sopping wet slit and onto Snips’ face.
“Gross,” Snips said, as he struggled to crawl out from underneath Diamond Tiara’s swollen belly. After extricating himself, Snips ran over to the shower to wash his friend’s cum from off his face.
Diamond Tiara lay there in a stupor as jism continued to flow freely from her fecal fairway. It formed a puddle on the floor before the water from the shower washed the cum down the drain. Snails brought two fingers up and coated them in the cum which was leaking from her ass.
He then brought the semen-stained fingers up to Diamond Tiara’s mouth. She wrinkled her nose as the jizz was brought to her lips.
“Go on,” Snails said, “Lick my fingers clean, like a good girl.” Diamond Tiara obediently sucked the cum from off of Snails’ digits. She wanted to gag. She could taste what she knew must be her anal juices mixed with Snails’ semen. After swallowing the odious mixture, she turned around only to discover that Snails was still hard.
“Surprised?” Snails said as he patted his penile python, “It’s gonna take more than one buggering to put this bad boy to bed.”
By this point, the football team had already showered up and left the locker room. Diamond Tiara, Snips and Snails were all alone. Her orgasm had taken a lot out of her. She was too tired to move. Too tired to protest.
“Wait,” Diamond Tiara gasped suddenly, “We can’t. It’s late. Someone will see.”
“Snips and I are supposed to clean up after the football team,” Snails said, “We can still have fun with you before that.”
Snails centered his cock for a second round of butt sex. Diamond Tiara could feel the cold air blowing against her gaping sphincter.
“I’m going for an extra point,” Snails said. He discovered that inserting his dick was much easier the second time. Diamond Tiara didn’t have any time to recover from her previous rectal reaming. Snails was able to insert the first 8 inches of his cock on the first thrust, which was twice his previous best. The tide of cum which had been flowing out of her ass was stopped by the knob of his cock, which acted like some sort of bum-battering bulwark. It packed the ejaculate tightly and pushed it deeper into her bowels with each thrust. Diamond Tiara moaned as she felt the gallons of gonad goo sloshing around inside her.
Snips had become hard again, which was a new record for him. He usually had to take a nap after climaxing. He got on his knees and was using his thumb and pointer finger to jerk off his diminutive dick right in front of Diamond Tiara’s face while quoting more porn dialogue.
“Who’s a little butt slut?” Snips said. Diamond Tiara remained silent. She was doing her best to not pass out.
“Go ahead and play along,” Snails said, “Humor him. It’ll make him feel better.”
“Who’s a little butt slut?” Snips asked again, eagerly.
“I am!” Diamond Tiara said loudly, since she no longer had to worry about keeping her voice down.
“Admit it. You’re a butt whore who loves to take big, meaty cocks up your ass,” Snips said, “I want to hear you say it.”
“I’m a…” Diamond Tiara said, before interrupting herself, “You watch way too much porn. You know that, right?”
“Come on,” Snips said, “Say it.” Diamond Tiara gave an exasperated sigh before smiling a little. In spite of the cheesy dialogue, it was fun to talk dirty while having nasty anal shower sex.
“Fine,” Diamond Tiara said, with a smile, “I’m a butt whore! I love taking it up the ass!”
“Well, then,” Snails said, with a devious smile, “Let’s see just how much you can take.”
It was dark when Diamond Tiara emerged from the boys locker room. The school was deserted and she was alone. Snips and Snails had gone out the back exit after wiping down the locker room and cleaning up all evidence of their anal orgy. Diamond Tiara had lost count of how many times Snails had came inside her ass. There was so much jism in her stomach that she looked as though she were 9 months pregnant with triplets. Her right eye was still bloodshot from where Snips came on her face.
She had taken the time to shower after Snails had finished with her. She was able to wash off the musk, sweat and cum which had clung stubbornly to her skin and hair. Her wet clothes were wadded up in a ball which she rested on her swollen stomach.
The sole exception was her panties, which she had stuffed up her ass to keep Snails’ cum from leaking out. Her anus was so damaged from her repeated rectal reamings that she wasn’t sure if she’d ever be able to close her sphincter again. She realized that she would probably have to wear a buttplug to school.
She took careful steps down the deserted school hallway towards the nearest girls’ bathroom. After making her way slowly to the furthest stall, Diamond Tiara sat on the toilet bowl. She reached between her legs and tugged on her panties. After pulling them out of her butt, it was as though a floodgate of semen had been opened. Diamond Tiara sat on the toilet and expelled a diarrhea of dick sauce from her body.
The toilet bowl was filled to the brim with jism by the time Diamond Tiara had finished. Her stomach was no longer distended. She used her panties to wipe the cum off her butt before inserting them back inside her ass.
As she put her damp clothes back on, she thought about how she was going to explain where she’d been. She could always use the old standby that she had been studying late with Silver Spoon. That lie always worked because Silver Spoon was eager to corroborate any story.
Diamond Tiara looked in the wastebasket before exiting the stall and saw a discarded razor with dried blood on it.
“Oh, Silver Spoon,” Diamond Tiara said, “What am I going to do with you?”
