The Now Harpy Goddess

"I have both you and the mayor! Now say good night!" I screamed at both of them when I smacked them across the head. Oh yeah bimbo liquor makes you really stupid. Anyways back to the program.

"What do you want us to do with them your new royal highness?" One guard pony asked.

"I want you to throw them in the deep fryer so I can have my meat!" I said as I growled out the last part hungrily, licking my lips.

They do so without question even though they had that sick look on their faces, herbivore ponies and a carnivore harpy. Yep that's all the ponies are herbivores and I'm a carnivore, I eat meat dumb ass. Anyways enough with rudeness. So I wait till my food's done cooking and they bring it out to me. Hehe 2 ponies cooked on the grill and what a lovely bunch of meat they are. I start scarfing up the meat since meat's now my pure diet, can't get enough but no. I won't eat other ponies because other ponies would be in a mental hospital gratifying I ate someone's mother then that would be bad.

Anyways enough of the sick comments. I'd rather go out with Tia any old day then with some trashy shitty crap like Mayor and Platnum heaven forbid that was a gross low for even myself. On the other hand I had to make a coin, something that would help people to know I was here. Oh yeah duh I could make a potion or some oh now there's something. I picked it up and heard the words from someone. Not sure who said "To those who love chaos, a great time." I don't rightly know the rest. Anyways it was some kind of metal thing.

I created my own and then I said with a booming voice, "To those who hate even, who hate being told what to do and how to do it, to those who hate being