The Now Harpy Goddess

by Nightmare Sparkle

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Alternate Universe, Romance, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1191

What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? Don't know? A harpy!

As you all may know this is a displaced story about harpies, no not birds. It's a human/bird hybrid and not just some ordinary harpy she's got shit tone of magic far beyond the reaches of space and time. Long story short she's a crazy magical dancing harpy with alot of power. She can even control time and fly or hover and make time slip away fast you know what I'm talken about people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v09H0A9q1mA

[Displaced story and with bad language. As much as I hate to say this I have grammar problems so help me out but yeah so much language and violence Also proof read by VortexTalon]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-28 00:52:41 UTC

Chapter 1

Alright way before equestria even became like that there was well Princess Platnum, hated ruler of all the unicorns. I was watching the whole show about my little pony and freaken hated Platnum's royal ass. alright so here's my story. Alright people STFU! Well now as I was saying I went to a comicon convention and well I'm 10, yes I'm a girl bitch get over it! Anyways as I was saying I love My little pony but wanted to be different like oh say a harpy. I liked flying mystical creatures like them. Anyways I went to some call him a merchant? Yeah a merchant. I went and guess what I had about 60,000 dollars in my purse since I don't like wallets.

Anyways I looked at the stall and well what shocked me was he had these shiny swords, two shiny swords. Anyways I asked him how much they were and told me they were around 30 dollars each so I gave him 60 dollars. I had the two swords but what was weird is I was about to go home and I had passed out right infront of my house door way. I crash landed into an area with what I could tell was a place? Mhm well anyways turns out I killed the president? Mayor? I didn't rightly care. I hated the bitches that always in canterlot and whatever place they come to. Oh yeah almost forgot to tell you. I'm 5,000 years old but don't tell the ponies that or they flip the fans. Anyways to make it better lets say I'm 23 now and wait am I a harpy?

I got to my feet and the stupid mayor wouldn't shut up, blabbing up a storm so I use my electric shock chains to shut her up. You know what screw being nice to this bitch. So I magicked up a collar and put it around her neck and presto! She becomes a slave to me isn't that nice? Wait I have a better idea. I smirked and made a bimbo potion, made her drink it and you know what she became a bimbo. Holy shit she even has big size dd breasts or boobs whatever your perverted mind can go along. Anyways I had her as my bimbo slave until I had an idea. Yeah very funny idea. Hehe go to a castle and make the princess a bimbo also haha now that would be funny.

Anyways I had the idea to make such things from a game called COC you know what game that is? Corruption Of Champions it's a game about you and getting so many mates, slaves, and so on. Oh it's a fun game yet perverted. Anyways that's how I got the idea. When I meet Princess Platnum. Oh I am so going to love to torture both the mayor and the princess. Did I mention both are female? I'm female and this is going to be great. Can't wait to see her, rubbing my hands together. This is going to be fun and great oh yeah also I don't know if you know but since this is along ways away from how it originally goes I hoe none of you are mad I'm using bimbo magic, liquor on human versions of ponies.

Anyways I hate ponies, people, and so on who think their so high and mighty it just makes me want to make them total idiots.

"So mayor where's this princess located?" I asked

"I have no clue mistress." She said. Omg She just called me mistress EEEEEEEEEEEE I mentally fangasmed.

I took the mayor along with me to go find that bitch of a princess, Princess Platnum (a.k.a the whiner) to take over her castle and make her a bimbo just like the mayor. Then when that shit's all done I can have a tea party with all the cute nobles. Oh yeah did I forget to mention I'm bbqing them? *gasps* Yum steak tonight hehe. Anyways continuing on. We found the princess palace, castle? Who cares! I'ma taken it over! I opened the door to find the guards but then I see princess Platnum in her chair.

"Well, well, well lookie what we got here! A nice ass princess on her chair!" I said and everyone starts laughing.

"That's not funny and who the hell are you?" Princess Platnum asks.

"I'm your worst nightmare sister!" I said in my seductive voice. Oh yeah I almost forgot I'm a seductress.

I leaped on top of her and hog tied her up. Wonder where I got the rope from? Oh yeah chaos magic! Isn't it fun to play with? It hella is!

Anyways as I had her hog tied up I opened her mouth up and made her drink bimbo liquor. My first success in all my life was to bimbo-fie both the mayor and princess Platnum. Oh yeah now they both had bigger breasts then before. Holy shit, glad I never touched that shit or else my D sized breasts would have gone to an EE size.

Chapter 2

"I have both you and the mayor! Now say good night!" I screamed at both of them when I smacked them across the head. Oh yeah bimbo liquor makes you really stupid. Anyways back to the program.

"What do you want us to do with them your new royal highness?" One guard pony asked.

"I want you to throw them in the deep fryer so I can have my meat!" I said as I growled out the last part hungrily, licking my lips.

They do so without question even though they had that sick look on their faces, herbivore ponies and a carnivore harpy. Yep that's all the ponies are herbivores and I'm a carnivore, I eat meat dumb ass. Anyways enough with rudeness. So I wait till my food's done cooking and they bring it out to me. Hehe 2 ponies cooked on the grill and what a lovely bunch of meat they are. I start scarfing up the meat since meat's now my pure diet, can't get enough but no. I won't eat other ponies because other ponies would be in a mental hospital gratifying I ate someone's mother then that would be bad.

Anyways enough of the sick comments. I'd rather go out with Tia any old day then with some trashy shitty crap like Mayor and Platnum heaven forbid that was a gross low for even myself. On the other hand I had to make a coin, something that would help people to know I was here. Oh yeah duh I could make a potion or some oh now there's something. I picked it up and heard the words from someone. Not sure who said "To those who love chaos, a great time." I don't rightly know the rest. Anyways it was some kind of metal thing.

I created my own and then I said with a booming voice, "To those who hate even, who hate being told what to do and how to do it, to those who hate being