Cranky Doodle and Matilda Donkey celebrate their wedding night the same way all newlyweds do.

Contains: donkey sex. Obviously.

Pre-read by Princess Celestia, Lauren Faust, Barack Obama, and the Pope. They all loved it. Obviously.

(So it seems I've moved on from writing horse porn to writing donkey porn. What the hell is wrong with me? Heterosexual too… wtf, right?)