star wars ponysode 1 the pinkie menace

by HanSolor2d2

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Tragedy
Length: 594

a mlp parody of my favourite film

starring
celestia as yoda
Luna as mace windu
Twilight sparkle as obi wan kenobi
Rainbow dash as anakin skywalker
Applejack as qui gon Jin
Pinkie pie as jar jar binks
Rarity as padme / queen amadala
Fluttershy as r2 d2
Spike as 3p0
Discord as darth sidious
Chrysalis as darth maul
Derby battle druids
Scootaloo droidikas

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-05-23 17:43:36 UTC

title crawl

Turmoil has engulfed the

Equestria republic the taxation

of trade routes to outlying star

systems is in dispute.

Hoping to resolve the matter

with a blockade of deadly

battleships, the greedy Trade

Federation has stopped all

shipping to the small planet

of ponyville

While the Congress of the

Republic endlessly debates

this alarming chain of events,

the Supreme Chancellor has

secretly dispatched two Jedi

Knights, the guardians of

peace and justice in the

galaxy, to settle the conflict....

chapter 1 short negotiations

As the chancellors ambassadors approached the system of ponyville one of them had a bad feeling.

"This is shuttle tydiriem we are carrying the ambassadors let us dock." the captain said to the head of the trade  Federation Viceroy Nute GuGunray.

"Of course we are. glad to receive ambassadors," he said as if he practiced it "As you know our blockade is perfectly legal!"

At the hanger bay a protocol droid was waiting

hello let me show you negotiation area" it said leaving. The two ambassadors followed with no bobodyguards.

A few moments later the two ambassadors found themselves in an oval meeting rooms with a silver table sarounded by chair. The moment the droid left the men lowered there hoods reavilng revealing thir faces.

"Master applejack I have a bad feeling about this." a purple unicorn mare said to the orange earth pony next to her.

"Really twilight sparkle I don't sense anything." the mare said back questioning her padowan learner.

"It's not here it is elsewhere." the unicorn urged.

"Focus on the mission for now," the mare smilled back "Your senses are not that tutuned."

_

Meanwhile.

"Jedi here are you sure?" viceroy Gunray asked the protocol droid in front of him in a shocked tone.

"Yes sir the both had lightsabers strapped to their belts concealed by cloaks." was the reply.

"Lord discordius said nothing about Jedi." the viceroy said panicked.

"we will gas them sir."

_

"What's taking them so long." the unicorn said bored.

"Don't worry my padowan it is a negotiation tactic," her master replied "The negotiations will be short."

At that moment a hiss started in the room and the two Jedi ignited their sabers and turned to the door. It was locked.

"They should be dead go in corporal." a battle droid said.

"Rodger Rodger." another one said opening the door to investigate.

All of a sudden a green light struck the droid followed by a blue one hitting a different one. In a matter of moments the squadron perished as the two Jedi went towards Nute Gunray.

_

"Sir the jedi have escaped and our heading to our location." an aconcerned official said.

"Fetch me droidikas now."

_

As the two Jedi fought there way to the viceroy's bunker a huge metal door greated them. A blast sheild.

Instantly the earth pony mare plunged her green lightsabers lightsaber into the door cutting through it making the life on the other side worried worried.

"Master destroyers." came a shout from the unicorn defending her mentor mentor.

"Into the vent." she replied diving for a hatch in the wall closely followed by her pupil.

_

Moments later they landed in a hanger bay filled with a force big enough for a for an invasion. Which means one thing for the delegates of the Republic. War!

"We have to worn the queen hide on separate transports and meet on surface." qui gon jack said to her padowa.

"Master you was right about one thing the negotiations were shshort." the unicorn said as joke.