College sucks. Especially when your roommate, who is a total 10/10 hottie who you've worked half your life to get with, says you're like her brother. I mean, how messed up is that?

Follow three friends on their epic quest to get the mare of their dreams, or go down in a blaze of embarrassment trying.

Rated teen for language and suggestive themes.

This is the first of many collaborations I have done with my closest personal friend, McSqueakers