Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

“So, do you see now, Rainbow Dash?” Swirly Sweet asked “The toilet is nothing to be scared of anymore.”

“Not with that scary monster gone!” Rainbow Dash boasted, just before she was reminded of why she’d been brought into the bathroom in the first place.

“You still have to go potty, don’t you?” Swirly Sweet asked Rainbow Dash, who reluctantly nodded in response. Swirly Sweet just smiled, and put Rainbow Dash back on the toilet seat “The monster can’t get you anymore. But just to be safe, please don’t squirm around on the seat this time, got it?”

“Okay.” Rainbow Dash with a sigh. The seat was still big, but at least now she didn’t have to worry about the king of the bathroom trying to eat her. Even so, it was going to feel really weird to do her business in something besides a diaper.

While Rainbow Dash sat on the toilet, Swirly Sweet set to work on cleaning up the mess from the overflowing toilet. There was a lot of water that splashed onto the floor, thanks in no small part due to the plunger that Swirly had used to get Rainbow Dash unstuck and out of the toilet bowl.

She had just finished cleaning up the last of the water, when she heard the sound of something plopping into the toilet bowl.

“I done going poopie,” Rainbow Dash said, blushing slightly. She wasn’t used to telling somepony besides her parents “Can you clean me, Swirly?”

“Of course I can, Rainbow Dash.” Swirly Sweet replied, and unrolled some toilet paper.

“Why you use toilet paper? Daddy and Mommy always clean me with wipes.” Rainbow Dash asked, as Swirly Sweet wiped her butt clean with the toilet paper.

“Because wipes aren’t flushable like toilet paper is, and wipes are only for diaper changes. All big ponies that use the toilet clean themselves up with toilet paper.” Swirly Sweet explained, dumping the used rolls in the bowl. Once she was certain that Rainbow Dash’s butt was no longer messy, she pulled the toilet handle and flushed the toilet.

The loud noise made Rainbow Dash cower, and hide behind Swirly Sweet. “If toilet monster dead, then why toilet still make scary noise like when monster tried to eat me?” she asked.

“You may have defeated the monster that lurked in it, but the toilet still has to do what it was built to do,” Swirly Sweet explained to Rainbow Dash “Don’t worry. The more often you go pee-pee and poo-poo in the toilet, the more you’ll get used to the noise.”

“That explains why bathroom is always so smelly. Toilet is like my diapees, only bigger and with built in disposal ability.” Rainbow Dash concluded.

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After helping Rainbow Dash wash her hooves in the bathroom sink (and doing the same thing herself) Swirly Sweet led Rainbow Dash out of the bathroom, all the while she had a massive smile on her face.

Soon, Rainbow Dash knew what she was smiling about. “I have a surprise for you, Rainbow Dash.” Swirly Sweet said to the filly.

“Surprise? What sort of surprise?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“It’s a change of undergarments.” Swirly Sweet explained, and pulled out something that looked like a diaper, only a bit bigger, and with less cartoonish Wonderbolts figures printed on it.

“That a new diapee?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Not quite. It’s a pull-up,” Swirly Sweet told Rainbow Dash, as she put the undergarment on Rainbow Dash’s butt “It’s what big colts and fillies wear once they prove they can go potty like they’re suppose to.”

“But why me need to wear pull-up if me can use toilet?” Rainbow Dash asked, sounding rather confused.

“Because, sometimes colts and fillies your age still have accidents. Usually at night,” Swirly Sweet explained “Pull-ups are more of a precaution than anything else. Most ponies only wear them for a little while, and then they go without them once they can go a long time without having accidents.”

“So, if I keep using the toilet, I won’t have to wear pull-up?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“That’s correct,” Swirly Sweet said kindly “From now on, if you feel like you have to go. You can either come get me, or your Daddy or Mommy, and one of us will help you use the toilet. Just make sure you co-operate, and don’t squirm around on the seat.”

“Okay, will tell you if I have to go potty,” Rainbow Dash replied, then she got an idea. She decided she wanted to play a little game. So she went over to where the old bedroom curtains were stashed, took part of one of the velvet ones, and wrapped it around her like a cape.

“What are you doing, Rainbow Dash?” Swirly Sweet asked, when she observed Rainbow Dash in her velveted cape.

“I hero known as Big Pony! You big pony’s arch enemy Toilet Monster!” Rainbow Dash explained “Big Pony fight Toilet Monster, while Toilet Monster try to eat Big Pony. But Big Pony fight back and kill Toilet Monster!”

Swirly Sweet chuckled, but decided to play along with Rainbow Dash’s fantasy “Rarr! I am the evil creature known as Toilet Monster! I love to visit toilets and gobble up ponies that fall into the bowl!” she said in her best monster voice possible.

“Not so fast, Toilet Monster! Big Pony is here to stop you!” Rainbow Dash shouted, running as fast as she could on her tiny little legs.

“Ooh! I’ve never had the chance to eat a rainbow pony before. I’ll bet it tastes like candy!” Swirly said in her monster voice.

“You no eat Big Pony! Big Pony kill you!” Rainbow Dash said in a heroic voice, and charged at Swirly Sweet, knocking her to the ground.

“Oh no, you got me! I am done for! Curse you Big Pony!” Swirly Sweet shouted, trying not to giggle.

“I save the day!” Rainbow Dash cheered, standing triumphantly over Swirly Sweet.

Swirly Sweet couldn’t help but smile, Rainbow Dash was probably the best pony she had ever foalsat for and helped to toilet train.

In fact, she had an idea. “Say, Rainbow Dash?” she asked “How would you like to help me out?”

“I love to help. What do you need help with?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“I have a son that’s about your age, and he needs some help with his potty training. I was thinking that a big pony such as yourself might be able to give him the encouragement he needs not to be scared of the toilet.” Swirly Sweet explained.

“I be glad to help other ponies not be scared of toilet. It give me chance to tell my heroic tale to an audience!” Rainbow Dash boasted.

“Excellent,” Swirly Sweet said happily “I’ll just have to see if your parents are onboard with it first. Oh, and speaking of parents, let’s keep what happened in the bathroom a secret, okay?”

“Why?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“I don’t think your parents need to know about how you battled a monster. Not to mention, they probably won’t believe you.” Swirly Sweet explained.

“Okay, I won’t tell them.” Rainbow Dash promised.