Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Princess Celestia was determined to get back at Princess Luna for making her poop herself in front of her marefriend, and then having the nerve to diaper her as well.

She was incredibly relieved that Twilight knew a spell that could teleport a pony’s waste into a toilet, and upon making it back to her personal bed chambers, Celestia had wasted no time in ensuring that the foul smelling manure was banished to the sewers below.

“One way or another, Luna. I will have my revenge!” Celestia muttered to herself, as she took off the diaper, wiped her plot clean of any traces of manure, and then tossed both the diaper and the wipes into the trash can.

“Rough day, huh Celestia?” a familiar voice called out.

“Discord, have you been spying on me this whole time?!” Princess Celestia asked crossly, as the mischievous and witty spirit of chaos appeared before her.

“Spying? I prefer to think of it more as, eavesdropping,” Discord replied “Besides, I’m here to help.”

“I don’t want your help, Discord. This is just between Luna and I.” Princess Celestia said crossly, as she went over to a desk by her bed, and pulled out a scrapbook. Inside it, were pictures of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna as little fillies.

Of particular interest to Princess Celestia, were the photos of her and Luna going through potty training. Their parents had taken several rather embarrassing photos, but Princess Celestia was looking for one that would really humiliate her sister.

At last, she found one. It was of a younger Princess Luna was sitting in her blue and black training potty, pretending that it was a spaceship. Her mother was holding the training potty in her magic, and flying it all around.

“This will do nicely.” Princess Celestia thought to herself, as she tore out the picture and put the scrapbook away.

“What are you going to do with that embarrassing photo?” Discord asked Princess Celestia.

“I’m going to make copies of this, and distribute them to Luna’s night guards,” Princess Celestia explained “We’ll see how much Luna appreciates being a laughing stock of the courtyard.”

Rather than seem impressed by Princess Celestia’s plan, Discord seemed rather unamused “Seriously? That’s your major plan for revenge?” he said, putting a paw over his face “She spikes your tea with a laxative, then diapers you, and you’re only going to embarrass her with a mass produced photo? Surely, you can do better than that.”

“Oh really? And what do you have in mind to settle the score?” Princess Celestia asked.

“Ooh, well I’m very glad you asked me that, princess,” Discord replied fiendishly “Because I’ve got just the idea to ensure she never pranks you again.” He then whispered his suggestion to Princess Celestia.

Princess Celestia smiled at Discord’s suggestion. “Discord, you’re a genius. As much as I hate to admit it.”

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Princess Luna found it rather odd when her night guards began to lightly snicker and chuckle, as she passed them by. They were up to something, and she didn’t like it.

“What’s so funny?!” Princess Luna bellowed in her royal Canterlot voice.

“Uh, n..nothing, it’s nothing. You don’t need to worry about it.” one of the night guards replied.

Princess Luna used her magic to snatch up the object the other guard was trying to hide. She instantly recognized the photo from her sister’s scrapbook. Her face turning bright red in anger, Princess Luna bellowed at the top of her lungs “Celestia, you are going to pay big time for this!”

And Princess Luna took off for her sister’s bedchambers, destroying all of the copied photos that she could find  along the way.

All the while, all she could think about was how much she was going to make her sister pay for copying that photo. Even if she’d brought it on herself by making her sister poop in front of her marefriend.

At last, Princess Luna reached Princess Celestia’s bedchambers. Suspecting nothing, she shouted out “I know you’re behind this, sister! Show yourself, if you’re not afraid!”

“I’m in the bathroom, Luna. Come and get me.” Princess Celestia replied.

Princess Luna, suspecting absolutely nothing, raced into the bathroom. In a matter of seconds, she was face to face with her sister. “How dare you make a laughing stock of me in front of my guards! You just had to pick the one photo I never wanted to see ever again!”

“Well, you spiked my tea with a laxative and made me soil myself in front of Princess Twilight. All’s fair in love and war!” Princess Celestia declared “Besides, my revenge goes far beyond just making a few copies of a photo.”

“Whatever do you mean?” Princess Luna asked, was it her imagination, or was her sister getting bigger and bigger by the moment.

“Just look at yourself, Luna. You’re the little sister, and it seems you have forgotten that fact.” Princess Celestia said with a grin. She kept one eye on her shrinking sister, and the other on Discord, who was triggering the regression.

“What are you doing? Turn me back to normal this instant!” Princess Luna demanded, as she got smaller and smaller, and her voice got higher and higher pitched. At last, she was so small that she could easily be mistaken for a foal no more than six months of age.

“I’m sorry, Luna. I can’t do that,” Princess Celestia replied, scooping her regressed sister up in her magic “Now it’s time to make my revenge complete.”

Princess Luna gulped, and tried to plead with her sister, as she was carried over to the toilet, and dropped into the bowl. “Please, sister, don’t do this! I’m sorry I spiked your tea!” she shouted, barely able to keep her head above the rancid toilet water.

“I’m sure you are, Luna, but I think you need a little reminder of who is the elder sibling.” Princess Celestia said seriously, as she took one last look at the shrunken Alicorn. Who was bobbing up and down in the toilet bowl like a cork. Then, with a grin, she pressed down on the toilet handle.

Princess Luna could feel her heart race, as she heard the dreaded sound of the toilet water starting to head down the drain. She tried to flap her wings and fly out, but it was too late. She spun around and around, faster and faster, as the water began to pull her along. With a gurgling “Glug, glug, glug.” Princess Luna was flushed down the drain with the toilet water, bound for the same sewers where Princess Celestia’s large pile of manure had been banished not too long ago.

“See! Now that’s how you get revenge.” Discord said, as Princess Celestia put the toilet lid back down.

“Hopefully, when I retrieve her the next morning, Luna will have learned her lesson.” Princess Celestia said with a sigh, as she washed her hooves, and then left the bathroom.

“Just say the word when you’re ready for me to turn her back to normal.” Discord replied, and vanished in a flash of light.

That was when Twilight dashed into a bathroom, the effects of a drinking and eating contest with Rainbow Dash having taken its effects on the lavender Alicorn. Little did she know, that waiting in her toilet was a most unexpected surprise...