Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

As Twilight started to run to the toilet, she had noticed that the walls were, oddly, melting down onto her and the floor, and that the floor was slowly getting gooey, making disgusting squishing sounds as it was stepped upon, as if it was completely made of poop.

"Eeeww!" Twilight exclaimed, as she tried to run faster and faster, but to no avail, as the floor also got sticky, and it had changed its coloration from gray-red to brown-dark green, and it had started to smell very, very, very badly.

"No! I must go on!" Twilight shouted to herself, her voice echoing onto the melting walls. As she kept moving, the substance on the floor started to slosh and to creep onto Twilight's hooves up to her knee, making each step harder and harder the seconds passed, until Twilight's hooves below the knees were enveloped in the good, leaving her in an awkward mid-walk position from which, to much of her horror, realized she could not escape a all.

"Oh Celestia, what is going on? what is going on?" She muttered to herself, until Twilight heard a masculine voice from above speaking to her...

"Twilight, get back to your senses!"

Twilight Sparkle then felt an extremely hard slap hit her right cheek, causing her to recoil and blink, cancelling the surreal scenery of before completely, revealing Spike sitting in front of her and the throne room of Princess Celestia in the background. She also felt a very strong bad smell hit her nostrils, along with a slimy sensation on her backside.

"W-what?" Twilight muttered "he walls were melting until few moments ago... and why do I feel slimy?" Twilight asked to Spike. He sighed.

"Twilight, you've smoked one hella of a drug mix after pranking Princess Celestia with laxatives. The result was, you pooped yourself, threw your crap around the place, crapped in the throne room while a group of dignitaries was talking and somehow mind-controlled Princess Luna to piss onto Princess Celestia's head, before Luna got a crude hysterocoptoia made by Princess Celestia and her guards."

Twilight took several minutes to process all that information, as she got up and looked around. she saw several piles of poop lying around, a giant trial of urine from the throne's top to the base, and some bloodstains not too far away.

When she fully realized what happened, Twilight felt in desperate need to die of sheer embarrassment.