Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Adagio Dazzle massaged her forehead, as she read and reread the book she had in front of her.

"Whoever thought that trigonometry was something to add to the required coursework," he muttered, as she read the formulas written down onto the book "should be locked up in an asylum."

"Yah." Aria Blaze simply answered, before going back to read the book, muttering the content of the book.

After yet another rearead and yet another unfruitful repetition of the concept, Adagio Dazzle let out a melodic blasphemy on the notes of the Phos Ilaron.

"Screw it," she said, closing the book down with a slam "If I pass it I pass it, if I fail it I fail it, so fuck it all!"

Aria Blaze, for her part, buried her nose even deeper in the book.

"I won't give up just yet." she said "I need to study this, so that I can learn how to aim the mortar for reduce Professor Cranky's house to rubble."

"Use his own knowledge against him?"

"Yeah, like that." Aria Blaze said, scanning the book again, while Adagio Dazzle got up and extracted a cigarette packet that she held hidden in her hands.

"I'm going to try and smoke a ciggie in the yard, cover me." She whispered to Aria Blaze, while the teacher was busy ranting against the bad performance of another student. Aria Blaze nodded, as she then put down the book and Adagio rose her had to let herself be noticed.

As soon as the teacher was done, he turned and turned to Adagio.

"What is it?"

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Adagio asked, as she hid the cigarette packet in her underwear again.

"Yes, you can," he said “while you're there, could you please check where did Sonata went, and if she's well?"

Adagio nodded, as she got up and left the classroom to reach the bathroom.

Adagio Dazzle arrived in the bathroom, only to find Sonata in nothing but a diaper doing... something.

"What the hell are you doing, Sonata?" Adagio asked, surprised and bewildered at the same time "Why are you in a diaper? Or, better yet, why are you wearing nothing but a diaper?"

Sonata Dusk put her right thumb in her mouth, suckling it as she looked with attempted puppy dogs eyes at Adagio, makign her groan and facepalm.

"Please don't tell me that you are acting like a baby because the nurse has diapered you."

Sonata Dusk popped out her thumb.

"Yes, I did, Adagy!" Sonata Dusk said, her voice even more shill and, if that was even possible, even more sweet, to the point of almost causing a toothache to Adagio Dazzle.

"Why. Just... why." She said, facepalming at Sonata's behaviour.

Sonata tilted her head and looked at Adagio.

"What? Isn't this how it works?" Shh asked, as she got up and grabbed her black bra.

"If it worked like that," Adagio Dazzle said with a groan again "You'd see a heck a lot more people going around with nothing but a diaper. I know this because, well, waste bins containing mostly used adult diapers are quite a tip-off."

Sonata Dusk nodded, as she put her bra back and rolled up her clothes to put under her armpits. Adagio, at this point not caring about whatever was going to happen to Sonata, extracted the pack of cigarettes from her undies and the matches from her hairdo, litting up one of the matches.

"May the Force be with you, 'cuz you don't know what you are doing..."