Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Rarity was willing to give anypony the benefit of the doubt, or at least almost anypony.

She was currently scratching her head, wondering how she had ended up on a date with Prince Blueblood. She had sworn she would never again go within ten feet of him, and yet, here they were. Sitting at a restaurant in Canterlot, ordering a meal, and trying to make small talk.

“So, what have you been up to, since The Grand Galloping Gala?” Rarity nervously asked, picking some of her salad.

“Oh, not much. Just a few uh... ‘odd jobs’ here and there.” Prince Blueblood replied. Rarity could swear he was trying to hide something, but she couldn’t make out what that something was.

“If you will kindly excuse me, I think I shall go powder my nose in the washroom.” Rarity said, slowly getting up from the table.

“Take your time, our dinner shouldn’t be here for a couple more minutes.” Prince Blueblood encouraged.

Rarity said nothing more, and slowly slipped away to the mares bathroom. She sighed, and powdered her nose a couple of times, all the while giving herself a mental pep talk “It’s just one date. After this, you never have to go near that snobbish jerk of a prince ever again. You can do this, Rarity.”

But upon exiting the mares bathroom, Rarity was surprised to see Prince Blueblood dashing into the stallions bathroom, carrying some heavy saddle bags with him.

Her curiosity getting the better of her, Rarity followed after Prince Blueblood. Upon setting hoof in the stallions' bathroom, she was surprised at how radically different it was from the mares' bathroom.

Everything was much more foalish and colorfully bright, the room smelled heavily of corn starch powder, and the stalls seemed to have crudely scribbled on sketches that looked like they were drawn by two year olds.

Off to the left of the stalls was a bright red door labeled ‘For paying customers only’. And just a second later, the door was opened to reveal Prince Blueblood standing before Rarity in a fluffy white diaper, a pacifier dangling from his neck.

Rarity was speechless, and suddenly felt the urge to faint.