Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Fleur’s mother was anything but pleased with the way Fancy Pants was talking to her daughter. What kind of colt talked about such things at that age?

She had taken Fancy in out of the kindness of her heart, and he had seemed to repay her by being the most well behaved foal she had ever seen. He did not put up a fight during diaper changes, ate his meals with proper table manners, and expressed no complaints about using the potty before bed.

And yet, now he was talking to her daughter about something that little foals weren’t suppose to talk about. And it threatened to destroy the innocence that she had worked so hard to maintain.

Fancy Pants expected Fleur’s mother to be cross, but he was not expecting her to pick him up in her magic and scold him severely while saying “Bad colt! How dare you talk about such things in the presence of my daughter!”

“Ma’am, you do not understand. I am speaking the truth,” Fancy Pants replied, trying to maintain a vibe of calm and composure “I have been trying to tell you for some time now, that I am not an ordinary colt. I am a stallion from the future, who has ended up this way as the result of a careless tour operator’s promise of a vacation back in time.”

“He talks funny.” Fleur said with a giggle.

“You expect me to believe that lie?!” Fleur’s mother said angrily, refusing to let Fancy Pants go “You have some nerve to talk about my daughter as if she were an object of affection! And I will not allow such behavior in my house!”

“What he talking about? It make no sense.” Fleur replied. She was rather confused by Fancy Pants’ claim that what she had been doing was for her well being, and that he knew about it because he had touched it frequently in the past. She could not remember any colt or stallion, except her father, ever touching her kitty.

“Fleur, we will discuss your punishment for your behavior later!” Fleur’s mother scolded “For right now, I must take care of this dirty little colt that wishes to destroy your innocence!” And she carried Fancy Pants out of the bedroom.

“Where are you taking me? Put me down! This is not the way I wish to be treated!” Fancy Pants complained, as Fleur’s mother dragged him kicking and screaming through the house with her magic.

“I don’t care how you wish to be treated!” Fleur’s mother replied, as she brought Fancy Pants into the bathroom and locked the door shut behind him “A dirty little colt like you is not welcome in my house, and you must leave at once!”

Fancy Pants was certain he knew what was coming next, and his fears were confirmed when he saw Fleur’s mother lift up the toilet seat. Before Fancy Pants had a chance to run away, Fleur’s mother picked him up with her magic, dangling him over the toilet bowl.

“I’m sending you down the toilet, where dirty colts such as you belong!” Fleur’s mother said angrily, as she dropped Fancy Pants into the bowl and flushed the toilet, watching as the colt spun around and disappeared down the drain.

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“Well, I suppose I should’ve seen this coming,” Fancy Pants thought to himself, as he entered the sewers beneath Canterlot “I guess now my best bet to return to normal, is to seek out that time traveling stallion who ran the company responsible for that careless tour operator, and seek out his help. I just hope that my trip through the pipes will not have an adverse affect on the future.”