Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

The Mane-iac could hardly believe her luck when the news reached her eyes. Humdrum, the Power Ponies ever faithful sidekick, was in the hospital, undergoing surgery to fix his scoliosis.

It was only a matter of asking the right individuals, to find out what hospital Humdrum was staying in, and when he would be recovering from the surgery.

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The Mane-iac tried her best to contain her urge to laugh wickedly. She had disguised herself as one of the nurses tending to Humdrum, and had infiltrated the hospital. “This is all too easy. Like taking candy from a baby.” she thought to herself.

Humdrum was on the third floor of the hospital, in room 371. And the best part was, he was completely alone. Even his Power Pony friends weren’t there to protect him, making him a sitting duck for The Mane-iac’s revenge.

“Humdrum will pay for foiling my plans too many times!” The Mane-iac thought to herself, as the elevator stopped with a ding, and the doors opened to the third floor.

Thanks to her disguise, nopony suspected anything, as The Mane-iac tip hoofed down the hall to Humdrum’s room. In only a matter of seconds, she reached her destination. It was time for her revenge.

But upon opening the door, The Mane-iac was surprised at the sight that lay before her.

There was Humdrum, laying in bed, reading a book. Around his butt, there was a medical diaper with a slightly yellow tint, indicating that he had wet it. But Humdrum seemed either unaware of what he’d just done, or didn’t care, and just continued to read his book.

The Mane-iac tried her best to maintain her composure. She hadn’t been expecting Humdrum to be like this. She expected him to be all down in the dumps, complaining about having nothing to do, and generally feeling miserable.

Yet, here he was, without a care in the world. Reading a book, while wearing and using a diaper as if he were just a foal.

“Perhaps, getting revenge on Humdrum now would be a bit much,” The Mane-iac thought to herself “He’s as helpless as a baby, but he doesn’t seem to care. I want to crush him when I know it will matter most.”

“Excuse me, nurse.” Humdrum called, interrupting The Mane-iac’s thoughts.

“Yes, Humdrum?” The Mane-iac asked, he didn’t seem to notice her in her disguise, or did he?

“My diaper needs to be changed, if you don’t mind.” Humdrum spoke up, before turning his attention back to his book.

“Change your diaper?” The Mane-iac asked.

“There should be a stash of medical diapers in the bathroom, along with some wipes, and a container of cornstarch foal powder. If you don’t mind, could you please do it before I get a diaper rash?” Humdrum explained.

“Uh, sure thing, Humdrum. Wait just a second.” The Mane-iac replied, and went into the bathroom. Sure enough, in a cabinet near the sink rested all the supplies that Humdrum had mentioned earlier.

“Is everything alright, nurse?” Humdrum asked.

“Everything is fine, just fine,” The Mane-iac reassured Humdrum, and she exited the bathroom with a diaper and the changing supplies. Rather than blow her cover, The Mane-iac reluctantly used her hooves to remove the old diaper, bale it up, and put it aside. Then, still using her hooves, The Mane-iac wiped Humdrum until his rear end was clean of urine. She then carefully slid a new diaper underneath him, sprinkled in some of the powder, and taped up the diaper. She then put the old diaper in the trash, and washed her hooves.

“Thank you.” Humdrum said, once the changing process was complete.

“Oh, I assure you, Humdrum, the pleasure was all mine.” The Mane-iac replied, and quickly left the room. Already, she was planning on using the information she obtained to plot her next scheme against The Power Ponies, and Humdrum.

“I wonder what The Mane-iac was doing here?” Humdrum thought to himself. He had suspected something was off when the nurse sounded so familiar, and when he had spotted a faint trace of a green mane tentacle, his suspicions were proven correct.

But why had The Mane-iac not attacked him while he was clearly vulnerable? Humdrum didn’t dwell on the matter for long, and went back to reading his book.