Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

"But why? I don't want to swim at all, why can't I enjoy one of the positive stuffs about my diapers?" Button Mash complained, as he stood in front of his mother wearing only a white diaper, while a couple of aquamarine diapers were at his feet, still unfolded and unused.

"Button, we've been through it many times already. You gotta go outside sometimes, you can't stay home all day, especially in summer!" Button's mother said, as she held the wicker basket she always carried around when on the beach, or going to it. Button Mash crossed hsi arms together.

"First you make me try sports, and I get a concussion that makes me pee at random times, now you want me to get out? You know that I have a very pale skin and that I could get skin cancer without an extremely expensive lotion, right?" Button Mash said. Her mother shrugged "Also, the water of this place is shit, to the point that, I think, if I wound myself in any ways, I will melt into a puddle of toxic goo!"

"I honestly don't care. Besides, it's a very low chance, you'd be more likely to be hit by a thunder without a sto-"

As she was saying that, a thunder cracked from afar, as rain started to drizzle outside. Button Mash smirked and his mother groaned.

"Guess that we'll stay at home, then." Button's mom grumbled, as she grumbled and stormed off to her room "You can go back wasting your life life on video games."

Button Mash, feeling a little offended, didn't lose the opportunity to be snide.

"Because gossiping about the latest model of douchebag and vaginal tampon with old coffinfillers is using time wisely, right?" Button Mash said. His mom turned around, glared at him ,faked a snicker, then left his field of vision.

"Oh well, time to go back playing some Crusader Kings, then," Button Mash said, as he crinkled his way to the bathroom "Naturally, after I'm sure I have an empty bladder."