Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

The lair of The Maenad, who was wanted on five cases of armed robbery, two accounts of grand theft auto, three kidnapping, two accounts of arms dealing,  four spinal-rapings (Including Hum Drum’s), six cases of driving with an expired license, and one case of jaywalking. His lair was located in non descript warehouse. He was busy at a laptop, copying all of his files into a flash drive. He was sweating bullets, typing away.

As he was doing so, the wall to the right of him burst open. “Alright you sick spine bucker! It’s over!” Radiance yelled, righteous fury in her voice. The other Power Ponies stood right behind her, Hum Drum glaring.

Maenad, in a flash, was out of his chair. He lifted up a talon, revealing a wrist mounted laser. “Oh, is it Power Ponies? I think not, for I, the Maenad, am-urgh...” He swooned. As he lifted his head swiftly to continue his spiel, he wacked it on a rather heavy looking light. “I’ll get you...” He mumbled, and collapsed, unconscious.

The assembled heroes blinked, staring at the unconscious super villain, “Well, that was...anticlimactic.” Matterhorn said. Using her magic, she and Radiance lifted up the Maenad. Mare-Volous, as an extra precaution, tied him up with their lasso.

Radiance and Hum Drum interlocked hooves, his diaper crinkled. “Let’s go home, after we drop off this scudmuffin.” They locked tails, as they and the others headed to Maretropolis penitentiary.