Dio by Pope_Mosconi

Fluttershy wasn't expecting that.

She had found a gravely-wounded colt, no older than the Cutie Mark Crusaders, lying next to her cottage's door, and wearing a diaper. She had taken him inside her home and proceeded to try to tend to his wounds. As she proceeded to change his diaper with one of the spare pull-ups she had stacked up when the Cutie Mark Crusaders had been forcefully transferred to her house to sleep over, in case of bedwetting, Fluttershy noticed that the colt was fluttering his eyes open.

"Hello there, little one... do you feel okay?" Fluttershy asked. The colt jolted up.

"Dove son, Dio boia? Ghe gazzo sei te, na cavala con ali?" The colt said, as he then looked down at himself to his pull-up "Dio cane, par chè sonin on panolòn?

Fluttershy recoiled and squeaked, as she then saw the colt quickly trying to remove his pull-up.

"Um..." Fluttershy muttered, as the colt removed it "Sorry, I can't understand you..."

"Ghe gazzo gianci mai porca Madonna?" The colt said, as he then tried to walk away with a link "Se trovo quel ghe me ha fato stò scherzo le tiro un punio che le spaco la testa. Lo troverò quel mona prima o dopo."

Fluttershy stared. The colt's language was completely unknown to her, and his demanour was... odd, to say the least.

She had to dig deeper.

"I'm sorry, but..." Fluttershy said, as she fluttered her way to the colt and grabbed him by the back.

"Dio can, fermati!" The colt said as he flailed around. Fluttershy turned him on hsi back, and quickly pulled up his pull-up, just before taking him by the scruff with her mouth.

"Sorry." Fluttershy muttered behind his coat, as the colt flailed even harder, shouting even more things in that weird language.

Fluttershy waited with bathed breath for Twilight to answer to her question about the colt's language, while the colt simply kept groaning and shouting in his  language. Meanwhile, Twilight was scribbling on a clipboard and making her go alight, fact that, oddly enough, had startled the colt at first.

"Prima o poi sta' cavala mona la finirà, porco Dio..." He muttered, as Twilight passed a magical aura over his head once more, before dispelling her spell.

"Fluttershy," Twilight said, which made Fluttershy perk up her ears and look at Twilight.

"Yes, Twilight?" she asked, moving her head forward in anticipation.

"I think I understood what he's saying," Twilight said, blushing "But it's really naughty... many, many profanities, directed at this 'Dio,' which seems to translated as 'god,' but I don't know if that's true. He speaks in mostly them, thought."

Fluttershy froze there, speechless.