Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

“Just what was that drug mix you smoked, Twilight?” Spike asked, as Twilight observed the state of Princess Celestia's throne room.

Twilight hung her head “It was from Tree Hugger, she said it came from a group of ponies belonging to a tribe called the Tarascan,” she admitted shamefully “It was suppose to help me unwind and mellow out, not make me go all hyper and act like some kind of animal.”

“Well, you’d better get to work on cleaning up your mess fast,” Spike said seriously “Princess Celestia would probably like her throne room to not be smelling like a sewer. And don’t forget, Princess Cadence is coming by. I don’t think she’s gonna be too happy to hear about what you, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna got up to while she was away.”

At the mentioning of Princess Cadence, Twilight gasped in horror “Why didn’t you tell me that before I started smoking the drug mix?! I need to put on a diaper, or she’ll kill me!”

“Relax, she won’t be here for a couple of hours,” Spike told Twilight, handing her a mop and bucket “You can put on a diaper after you’ve cleaned up your mess. Though, if you ask me, you probably should’ve put one on before you smoked that drug mix, might have kept you from treating the throne room like it was your toilet or something.” And with that, he left the room to tend to the dignitaries, who were still complaining about the rather inappropriate behavior displayed by the youngest ruler of Equestria.

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Cleaning up the throne room proved to be very difficult for Twilight. She had to make several trips back and forth to the bathroom to flush away all the poop, as well as wash her hooves in the sink. The urine proved hard to wash out, and the blood stains even tougher than that. But somehow, Twilight managed. At last, after two incredibly long hours, Twilight was done. The throne room was spotless.

Spike returned shortly afterward with good news, the dignitaries were willing to overlook the drug induced antics of Princess Twilight Sparkle, as long as they got to be compensated for the time wasted by said antics.

That left Twilight, Princess Celestia, and Princes Luna to talk amongst themselves for a bit, as they waited for Princess Cadence to arrive. All three of them were wearing diapers (even though only Princess Celestia still had any need for them).

Twilight gulped, and blushed in embarrassment at the harsh glare she received from Princess Celestia. It was not unlike the look a teacher would give to a star student that had misbehaved. Princess Luna couldn’t help but snicker a bit.

“So, Twilight, it would seem Luna wasn’t the only one involved in spiking my tea with laxatives,” Princess Celestia began seriously “Did you really think you could keep your role in the prank a secret?”

“I-I’m sorry, Princess Celestia,” Twilight apologized “I thought it would be a harmless little joke. I didn’t think the laxatives would be so strong that they would make you poop yourself. They were only suppose to make you have to use the bathroom really badly.”

“That is the last time I order any such laxatives from that drugstore,” Princess Luna said angrily “If they had been given to a non alicorn pony, they could’ve caused serious bodily harm.”

“Speaking of which, how did you recover from that hystercopia you received from Princess Celestia and the guards?” Twilight asked.

“One of the perks of being connected to a solar body like the moon, it is extremely difficult for you to be injured in any permanent way.” Princess Luna explained.

“Getting back to the subject of laxatives,” Twilight said, as she reluctantly looked Princess Celestia in the eyes “I’m sorry for pranking you with them. You aren’t going to cut my uterus off, are you?”

“Of course not, and I’m not going to shrink you either.” Princess Celestia replied.

“You’re just lucky I found my way out of that toilet when I did,” Princess Luna said crossly “I never want to go through that disgusting experience ever again.”

“What are you two talking about?” Twilight asked Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

“It’s a long story, Twilight. All you need to know, is that it ended with Luna and I agreeing to call things even between us,” Princess Celestia replied, quickly changing the subject “Speaking of even, I don’t think I need to get even with you. The embarrassment you endured from smoking that Tarascan Tribe drug mix was punishment enough if you ask me.”

Just then, the door to the throne room opened, and in walked Princess Cadence who looked rather unhappy. Spike had told her everything about what Twilight, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna had done in their little “prank war”.

“What’s all this I’m hearing about drugs, laxatives, pranks, hystercopias, and shrinking?!” Princess Cadence asked crossly, as she looked at the three adult foals standing before her.

Twilight blushed bright red in embarrassment, Princess Celestia hung her head in shame, and Princess Luna tried her best not to look too guilty.

“It all started with Princess Luna and I pranking Princess Celestia, by spiking her tea with laxatives.” Twilight began.

“They made me poop myself, and then Twilight smoked a drug mix that caused her to make a mess of my throne room, and make Luna relieve herself on me,” Princess Celestia continued “So, after removing Luna’s uterus along with my guards, I ran an embarrassing photo of her from when we were toddlers.”

“She then had the nerve to use Discord to turn me into a foal, and then flush me down her bathroom toilet,” Princess Luna added “I lucked out, and managed to find my way into the toilet in Twilight’s bathroom while she was on her drug induced episode. After some pleading, Celestia fished me out of the bowl and turned me back to normal, and soon afterward, Twilight snapped out of her drug trance.”

“And I had to spend two hours cleaning up my stinky poop and pee,” Twilight finished “We’re all very sorry, Cadence.”

“You very well should be!” Princess Cadence scolded “Foals shouldn’t be messing around with laxatives or drugs, and they definitely do not potty all over the castle, or flush ponies down toilets! I just can’t leave you three alone for one weekend without you getting into trouble, can I?”

Nopony said anything, and the alicorn of love continued to discipline the other alicorns, since she was in charge of taking care of them. “You shall all be punished accordingly!” she added, and started with Twilight “Twilight, if you have any of that drug mix left, you’re giving it to me! And you’re not allowed to purchase anymore drugs from anypony!”

“Yes, Cadence. I understand. Spike already took the liberty of flushing away my drug mix.” Twilight said sadly.

“Good, I’m glad Spike had the common sense to get rid of that stuff after what it made you do,” Princess Cadence said seriously, then she turned to Princess Celestia “Celestia, you will not be allowed to have any cake while I’m around! It was your love of cake that made the laxatives so potent, even if they were really powerful! You also can’t talk to Discord for as long as you remain in your diaper!”

“I accept my fate.” Princess Celestia said glumly, and reluctantly nodded in approval.

Finally, Princess Cadence turned to Princess Luna “Luna. you’ve been the worst of the three! You started the prank war and bought the laxatives, and now you’ve made Celestia diaper dependent for at least the next few hours! That trip through the sewers was uncalled for, but that doesn’t mean you won’t be punished for what you did! You will not be allowed to drink anything but tea, even on your nightly duties! I’m also going to make sure every drugstore in Equestria knows not to sell any laxatives to you without my permission!”

Princess Cadence took a deep breath, before she turned to all three alicorns at once and said “All three of you are going to stay in your diapers for the rest of the weekend! The bathroom is off limits! If you need anything, come and get me!” And with that, Princess Cadence sent them off to bed (after changing Celestia into a fresh diaper, and making sure the other two alicorns didn’t need a diaper change of course). Then, she called for Spike.

“What can I do for you, Princess Cadence?” Spike asked “I promise I won’t let you down this time!”

Princess Cadence sighed, she really hated being forced to play the scolding parent for the three other alicorns in Equestria. “I will be retreating to my private suite, the foals are currently down for their afternoon nap. Can I count on you to watch over them, and come get me if they need something?”

“You’ve got nothing to worry about, with me on the job, those princesses will be sleeping like babies. Well, technically they’re already babies, but you know what I mean.” Spike replied, and went to the nursery to check on Twilight, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna.

Princess Cadence sighed once again, she was looking forward to a nice hot bath, and a relaxing nap in her private suite. And she wasted no time in setting for the tower it was in.

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“Hey, Cadence, how were the babies?” Shining Armor asked, as Princess Cadence walked through the door of the private suite for the crystal couple. He was currently digging through his saddlebags, which were unusually heavy.

“They were troublesome and cheeky, as usual,” Princess Cadence replied, collapsing onto the bed “Oh, why must they always be so naughty? I hate having to scold them all the time.”

“Sounds like you had it rough out there,” Shining Armor said in a sympathetic tone of voice, and continued to dig through his saddlebags “Fortunately, I know just the thing to help you unwind.”

“You don’t mean-” Princess Cadence began.

“I do.” Shining Armor said with a smile, as he pulled out a diaper stylized to the highest detail, along with a changing mat, wet wipes, a canister of foal powder, several foal toys, and a hot pink pacifier. Ever since discovering Cadence’s bridal diaper during their official wedding in The Crystal Empire, Shining Armor had taken up the role of being Cadence’s daddy whenever she wanted to be a baby.

Not long afterwards, Princess Cadence had discovered that her aunts and her sister-in-law all liked to wear diapers and act like foals as well. But rather than reveal her secret to them and become their playmate, she had taken it upon herself to be their mommy. After all, all little ones needed either a mommy or daddy to look after them.

“What if Spike comes in and sees me like this?” Princess Cadence asked her husband, as she was powdered and diapered.

“Don’t worry, baby, you let daddy worry about that,” Shining Armor replied, and smiled as he inserted the pacifier into Cadence’s mouth “You just suck on your pacifier, and play with your toys. Daddy will get you a nice warm bottle of milk going.”