Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Dazzle Tiara was horrified when he learned that his best friend, Silver Fork, had been taken to the hospital. Apparently, he had intentionally injured himself with the intent of getting his urinary tract infected.

Dazzle Tiara knew Silver Fork had problems with these different “parties” in his mind, but he’d never thought Silver Fork would go so far as to cripple himself in some way to cure the problem.

Upon reaching the hospital Silver Fork was in, Dazzle Tiara heard the news he had hoped he wouldn’t hear. The doctors were unable to prevent the urinary tract injury Silver Fork had done to himself, he was completely urinary incontinent.

“Why? Why did he do it? Why didn’t he ask me how I would feel about this?” Dazzle Tiara thought to himself, as he angrily pounded the floor with his fists.

“He knew I knew about the ‘parties’ in his mind, he knew I cared about him. He knew others cared about him too. Did none of that matter to him?” Dazzle Tiara continued to think, as he made his way up to the room his friend was in. He was determined to give him a piece of his mind, and chew Silver Fork out for being so thick headed and inconsiderate.

Upon entering the room, Dazzle Tiara saw Silver Fork resting in bed, a medical diaper taped to his lower regions. All in all, there seemed to be almost no signs of any sort of intentional injury on Silver Fork’s part. An outsider would’ve been perfectly entitled to the line of thought, that Silver Fork had been struck by a car, or suffered a bad accident in a sport, that had damaged his bladder beyond the point of control.

But Dazzle Tiara knew the truth, and he was anything but happy about it.

“Why, Silver Fork?! Why did you do this to yourself?!” Dazzle Tiara shouted angrily, punctuating each sentence by stomping his feet “Look at the life you had going for you! Look at what you could’ve been! Look at what you had! Did none of that matter?! Did you really think I wouldn’t find out, or that I wouldn’t care?!”

Silver Fork was silent, as his friend continued to rant and rant. At last, when Dazzle Tiara had finished ranting, and had stopped to catch his breath, Silver Fork cleared his throat and spoke up “At least the parties in my mind have finally been defeated, all of them. If being unable to control my urine, and having to wear these medical diapers for the rest of my life is the price I must pay, then so be it!” As he finished saying those words, he released into his diaper, filling it up with his urine.

Dazzle Tiara only replied with “I swear I will never understand the logic behind your actions, Silver Fork.” And turned his head, and walked out of the hospital room. He did not wish to see his friend in his crippled state.