Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Rainbow Dash's father sighed.

"Dashie, why can't you use the toilet in silence?" he said, standing by the thereshold of the bathroom's door, as Raibow Dash sat onto the toilet, her unusued pull-up hanging by her rear hooves, while she flailed her front hooves widly and made whoosing noises that hardly covered up the tinkling and the occasiona plop that came from her.

Rainbow Dahs didn't answer, not until she was apparently done, as which point she jumped down the toilet bowl, flapping her wings before turnign to her fahter.

"Could you please flush it?" Rainbow Dash said, poofing up her chest as she grabbed the toilet paper roll to try to clean her butt and lower parts up all alone "I did lot by fighting toilet monster again."

Rainbow Dash's father tilted his head around, as h watched her daughter clean herself up.

"What are you talking about, Dash?" He said, as he walked to the toilet, just as Rainbow Dash threw the used toielt paper inside the toilet bowl. She piped up again.

"Yeah, toilet is mosnter and I here for..."

Rainbow Dash's fahter sighed, as Rainbow Dash started to rant abotu how awesoem she was for makign her wastes inside the toilet. Thankfully the toilet flushing was loud enough to cover her voice up and long enough for her to finish to rant.

"Who todl oyu all of that?" Rainbow Dash's fahter said, as he escorted Rainbow Dash to the sink. Rainbow Dash hopped onto her fahter's back and walked on his beck towards the sink.

"Swirly Sweet did, after I almsot got eaten!" she said cheerfully, as she opened the cold water's tap and as hse grabbed a bar of lavender soap.

He froze, as he watched Rainbow Dash wash her hooves. If the toielt was a mosnter to her, and if she had been almost eaten...

"I think that I will fire Swirly Sweet." He saidwith a deadpan voice. Rainbow Dash's squeaked and gasped.

"But why?" She said, clearly surprised.

"Because ou're not safe at all aroudn her, Dashie. Now let's get us back to the living room."