Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Pinkie Pie’s face remained bright red, as the security guard checked all around her for anything suspicious. It’s only a matter of time until he finds out. she thought nervously to herself.

Sure enough, no sooner had that thought escaped Pinkie’s mind, when the security guard pressed a hand to the back of her clothes, and felt something squishy. “Please follow me miss.” the guard instructed “I need to do a proper inspectionm to make sure that squishy substance isn’t some sort of bomb or weapon."

“But what about Pound and Pumpkin Cake?” Pinkie Pie asked “I can’t just leave them behind!”

“Don’t worry ma’am.” the security guard reassured her “The other security guards can watch those two over them until their parents pick them up. Babysitting tends to be a part of the job around here.”

Reluctantly, Pinkie Pie followed the security guard until they were in a more private area of the airport. More specifically, the security office. This was where one on one inspections were carried out on passengers the security check deemed suspicious.

“Alright, now I’m gonna have to ask you to take off your clothes so I can check your pelvic area.” the security guard instructed “If you do not comply, you will not be allowed to board your flight. Do you understand?”

“Uh… y-yes sir.” Pinkie Pie said nervously, and removed her coat, pajamas, and boots. Now, she stood before the fat security guard in nothing but a heavily used diaper.

The sight of the diaper, coupled with the rather foul smell that assaulted his nostrils, was enough for the security guard to realize what was the source of the suspicious findings in Pinkie’s pelvic area. “Oh, I see.” he said, after pausing awkwardly for a moment. Pinkie Pie, for her part, said nothing.

The guard tried his best to keep a straight face as he said “Is there anything you need help with, ma’am?” he asked kindly.

“Just point me in the direction of the nearest bathroom, so I can get changed.” Pinkie Pie told the guard “I’ve been wearing this thing since I woke up and it’s really starting to bother me.”

“There’s a bathroom just down the hall.” the security guard replied “Will you require any assistance in ‘cleaning yourself up’?”

“No, thank you.” Pinkie Pie answered “I’ll change out of it myself.”

“Alright, just make sure not to throw the old diaper away until I can have it looked at.” the security guard told her “It’s standard security policy to inspect any and all articles of clothing inside and out.” And he gave Pinkie Pie a bag that she could place the old diaper in, once she had changed out of it.

“Thanks.” Pinkie Pie said, grabbing the bag and her changing supplies, and racing to the bathroom “I won’t be long.” In the blink of an eye, Pinkie Pie disappeared, and the sound of the bathroom door opening and closing could be heard in the distance.

The guard, for his part, sighed and went to fetch a pair of gloves. He would need them if he was going to check that used diaper. The things I do for the safety of our nation. he thought to himself.