Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

"Could you please repeat from where are you from, please?" Twilight said, while the little colt flailed and shrieked again Fluttershy changing his diaper.

"Dio porco, la fai finita cavala de merda? Non bisogno d' on panolòn!" He shouted, as Fluttershy dodged another of his kicks.

"Look, I know that you don't like this," Fluttershy said "but you don't wna a rash, right?"

"Lo vuoi capire o no che non ti capisco puttana la Madonna? E non si riesce a capire un gazzo tutte le volte!" He shouted, hitting Fluttershy's muzzle with his left rear hoof, which made Fluttershy whimper and recoil and Twilight to groan.

"Listen, I am aware that you are in distress, but could you please stop swearing agaisnt me and my friend?" Twilight said, quickly casting a translation spell on her words, which only made the colt shout even more.

"Come gazzo faccio, porco canja boia d' un Dio? Mi ritrovo in un posto xe non so niente, e te aspeti ghe io stia calmo?" He shouted again. Twilight sighed.

"Just tell me where do you live, then." Twilight said, ot wanting to deal with him any longer.

"Viv en Verona in Veneto. Non far batute sui magiagati Dio can o ti dò un punio!" He said, casuing Twilight Sparkle to quickly grab the nearest geography book and scan for the city's name and the magical address of the town hall of said city.

But, sadly, it wasn't there and, no matter where she looked, Twilight could find no proofs. with a sigh, she went back to the colt.

"I'm sorry, but it seems that we cannot find Verona anywhere."

The colt stared deeply in Twilight's eyes. Then he squinted them. Then he crapped himself, as he let out a very, very, very, very, very, very loud scream, one that shattered glass, crystal and clouds, that bent metal and splintered wood.

"DIO DI DIO CAN PORCO MAIALE!"