Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

“I must say, you’re quite lucky to be alive,” Disciplined Raiser said to Fancy Pants, as she lifted him out of the crib “When my employer found you outside, you were sleeping on a bench in the park. You were shivering from the cold, and it smelled as if you had fallen down a manhole.”

“Terribly sorry to make you worry, madam.” Fancy Pants apologized, as he was set on the changing table, so his wet nurse could check his diaper.

“It’s not your fault, little one. It is the fault of whoever your parents are, clearly they have not done a good enough job raising you.” Disciplined Raiser said angrily, as she poked Fancy Pants’ diaper.

Fancy Pants couldn’t help but blush a little at the thought of his wet nurse touching him, even if she had no idea it was him.

“Well, it looks like you’re clean, little colt,” Disciplined Raiser smiled, as she lifted Fancy Pants off the changing table “Perhaps, you would like to relieve yourself before breakfast?”

“I would like that very much.” Fancy Pants replied, and was carried to the bathroom.

After enduring the humiliation of having to sit on a toddler potty, being praised for being a big colt, seeing his wastes be flushed away in the toilet, and being fed mushy foal food in a highchair, Fancy Pants was relieved when he was finally set into a playpen.

“Wait here, while I fetch Mrs. Pants. She wishes to take you on a tour of Canterlot, to see if anypony can identify where you belong,” Disciplined Raiser instructed to Fancy Pants, before she shook her head “Personally, I believe your parents do not deserve to keep you if they allowed you to end up in such a sorry state. Alas, I am a mere wet nurse, and the opinion of my employer holds absolute authority.” And with that, she left the room.

Fancy Pants was alone, but not for long. Suddenly, a voice called out “Who are you?” Fancy Pants spun around, in time to see a little colt that looked exactly like him, right down to the eyes.