Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

“Can I please have my pacifier back now?” Scootaloo pleaded with Diamond Tiara. Her orange pacifier was resting at the bottom of the toilet bowl, and she wanted nothing more than to reach in and pull it back out. Unfortunately, with Diamond Tiara’s hand still on the toilet flusher, she didn’t dare try to grab it.

Diamond Tiara did not move her hand from the toilet flusher, she just stood there with a smile that would make a comic book super villain jealous. “Not until you do as I asked you to.” she replied fiendishly “So, you gonna obey? Or is your pacifier going bye bye?”

Scootaloo sighed, and quickly took off her pants, handing them to Diamond Tiara. Now her already wet diaper was exposed, but at this point Scootaloo didn’t care. Grunting lightly, she began to push, and within seconds she had completed her business. Her diaper now sagged quite heavily due to the brownish tint.”I’m finished.” Scootaloo declared.

“See, now that wasn’t so hard, was it?” Diamond Tiara asked, as she allowed Scootaloo to retrieve her orange pacifier from the yellowed toilet water. Once Scootaloo had fished it out, Diamond Tiara flushed the toilet. Then she turned to Scootaloo, who had raced out of the stall and was currently trying to clean her pacifier.

“Better hurry.” Diamond Tiara called, walking out of the stall “Practice begins soon. Don’t forget, today is football day.”

“Just great.” Scootaloo thought to herself, as she finished cleaning her pacifier and placed it back in her sports bag. Then, ignoring the massive weight on her hind quarters, she headed out of the changing room and onto the field.

“Hey there, Scootaloo.” Sweetie Belle called, as Scootaloo approached her and Apple Bloom. Then, she took notice of the bulky object Scootaloo was wearing. “Why are you wearing-” Sweetie Belle began.

“Do me a favor and don’t ask!” Scootaloo interrupted “This day is going to embarrassing enough as it is.”

“Diamond Tiara?” Sweetie Belle asked Apple Bloom.

“Unfortunately, yes.” Apple Bloom replied.

A few of the other players couldn’t resist teasing Scootaloo, but most of them were too worried about something else to care.

The football coach was walking up and down the line of players, checking each of them off with a clipboard, all the while saying things such as “Stop fooling around and work on your damn game!” or “What the hell is wrong with you?! Look me in the eye when I’m talking to you!”

When the coach came to Scootaloo, he was anything but pleased with what he saw. “What kind of crap is this?!” he asked, pointing towards Scootaloo’s messy diaper “When I told you to get changed, I didn’t mean soil yourself like a two year old!”

“It was an accident.” Scootaloo lied “I tried to make it to the stall, but I wasn’t in time. I didn’t have time to change out of it before practice.”

“Well, just don’t come crying me to when you get a diaper rash!” the coach replied, and reluctantly checked Scootaloo off. He then continued to move down the line of players, until he reached the end.

When the whistle blew, practice began. Scootaloo found it hard to move about with the extra weight of her diaper, but somehow she managed.

Diamond Tiara, for her part, wouldn’t stop laughing at Scootaloo’s dilemma. This was better than anything she could’ve ever asked for. Suddenly, the coach came up to her, and from the looks of things he was anything but pleased.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” the coach asked Diamond Tiara “You’re here to practice football, not laughing like some damn fool!”

“Hey, mind your own business!” Diamond Tiara replied “I’m trying my best to play! It’s not my fault if some of us don’t like the smell of a used diaper.”

“I don’t care what kind of half assed excuse you’re giving me!” the coach snapped “Either you play the game, or you go home!”

“You can’t tell me what to do!” Diamond Tiara protested “My daddy contributes lots of money to this sports team. If he finds out you’ve been mean to me, he’ll have you fired in no time.”

“I got news for you, and everyone else!” the coach replied fiendishly “I ain’t gonna be intimidated by your empty threats! Now play the damn game!”

“Hey, you leave Diamond Tiara alone!” Scootaloo shouted. She had been watching the argument from a distance, and although she would’ve normally loved to see Diamond Tiara be put in her place, she disliked the coach even more.

“And what are you gonna do about, you big baby?!” the coach asked in a teasing voice “You gonna sit on me with that crappy diaper of yours?! News flash hotshot, the smell doesn’t bother me.”

“Whoever said I was gonna sit on you?” Scootaloo replied, and promptly tossed the football to the coach. Then she turned to the other players and said “Hey everybody, the coach has the ball! And what do we when somebody else has the ball?”

“We tackle them!” the players shouted, and charged at the coach with their all might. The coach tried to pass the ball to someone else, but for some reason he was unable to get it to leave his hands. In a matter of seconds, he was completely bowled over by the players.

Diamond Tiara was completely shocked at what had just happened. “You… stood up for me.” she said to Scootaloo, who nodded in response “But why?” Diamond Tiara asked.

“It just seemed like the right thing to do. As much as I hate you, I hate that coach even more.” Scootaloo replied “And thanks to my smartphone, the whole school board is gonna know about his potty mouth. We’ll see how tough he is when he gets demoted to janitor.”

“And what do you want from me as a result of all this?” Diamond Tiara asked, certain that Scootaloo’s help would come with a price.

“Well, seeing as practice is over, I want you to change me out of this diaper.” Scootaloo said, joining her hands together in a fiendish way.

“Anything else?” Diamond Tiara asked reluctantly.

“Seeing as you’re going to stop attacking me for five days, you might as well make yourself useful during that time, and help me potty train.” Scootaloo added “You said I need more of it, and I can’t think of anybody else who’s more qualified to teach me.”

Diamond Tiara just sighed “Oh, alright. But if you’re not potty trained by the end of the five days, you’re getting no further help from me. Do you understand?”

“Yes, Diamond Tiara.” Scootaloo replied, as she and Diamond Tiara made their way back to the changing room stalls.