Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Rarity groaned in frustration, as she discovered that Sweetie Belle was indeed right. “Ever since Sweetie Belle and her friends messed with that toilet it’s never been the same.” she thought unhappily to herself.

“I’m really sorry, sis,” Sweetie Belle apologized “I guess those tacos were a bad idea.”

“Sweetie Belle, do you have any idea how expensive it is to hire a plumber to fix a toilet?” Rarity asked angrily.

“But I thought plumbers jumped on turtle shells and rescued princesses, just like in those games Button Mash plays with those two Italian guys.” Sweetie Belle replied.

“Those are not real plumbers, Sweetie Belle,” Rarity sighed, and explained “A plumber is someone that works on and repairs things like bathtubs, sinks, and toilets. And they are very expensive. Don’t you remember the time you flushed one of my necklaces because you threw a tantrum? It cost me hundreds of dollars just to have it retrieved, and the toilet fixed.”

“I said I was sorry,” Sweetie Belle said angrily “At least this time, it wasn’t completely my fault. I kept telling you it wasn’t flushing properly.”

Rarity realized that Sweetie Belle had a point, but she remembered that she had put off getting a new toilet because of how expensive they were. Now, it seemed that she had no choice but to obtain one. A clogged toilet was of no use to anyone.

“I’ll tell you what, Sweetie Belle,” Rarity spoke up “Give me a few minutes to try and unclog the toilet, and ‘freshen up’. Then, I’m going to order a new toilet. Until it gets here, you are forbidden from using the toilet while you’re in my house.”

“But does that mean I’ll have to-” Sweetie Belle began.

Rarity replied with a knowing wink “Indeed you will, Sweetie Belle. I doubt you’ll want to have accidents in your underwear. While we’re on the subject of diapers, a new box of them should have been delivered by now. So go fetch it, and bring it and the changing supplies back here.”

Sweetie Belle couldn’t help but giggle “Did little Rarity have an accident?” she teased.

Rarity’s face turned bright red in anger and embarrassment “Shut up, it’s not funny!”

Sweetie Belle laughed again, but did as she was told. She didn’t like seeing Rarity so angry, she was scary when she was mad.

It took quite a bit of effort, and several up and down pushes from the plunger, but Rarity eventually managed to get the toilet to work again. She breathed a much needed sigh of relief, as the familiar sound of the water disappearing down the drain was heard.

“That’s one problem down,” Rarity thought to herself, as the water returned “Now, I just need to wait for my diapers.”

Just a few seconds later, Sweetie Belle came walking into the bathroom, holding a box of custom designed diapers that Rarity had ordered from an online store. As well as a pack of wet wipes, and a container of baby powder.

Rarity, without hesitation, shooed Sweetie Belle out of the bathroom. Once the bathroom door was locked, Rarity quickly ripped open the brightly colored box, and delighted in the colorful cartoon characters printed onto each diaper.

Now came the process that the fashionista turned teen baby dreaded. Gulping, Rarity pulled down her soiled underwear, exposing her mess. “Let’s get this over with.” she said to herself, as she took some wet wipes and set to work.

It took longer than she would’ve liked, but Rarity eventually managed to clean herself from her accident rather nicely. After taking out a diaper, and carefully slipping it on (as well as fastening the tabs), Rarity sprinkled in a generous amount of baby powder, delighting in the sweet aroma that it gave off. It was so much better than the stench of a clogged toilet, coupled with ruined underwear.

Putting a diaper on Sweetie Belle was a bit more difficult for Rarity, but she managed with little trouble. And it wasn’t long before her little sister was padded up nice and secure.

Rarity then retreated back to her workshop, to complete the repairs on Sunset Shimmer’s socks. When that was done, she picked up a catalog, and browsed through it until she found a toilet that could fit into her home, and was within her price range. It was a bit less glamorous than Rarity would’ve liked, but that was the only downside to it.

Memorizing the number on the catalog, Rarity walked to the main room, picked up the phone, and dialed in to place her order. “Hello, my name is Rarity Belle, and I would like to purchase a toilet from your company.” she told the receptionist on the other end of the line.

With the payment check for the new toilet in the mail, Rarity took the time to relax, and fix herself some tea. She made herself a rather large serving, because she was expecting company. “Won’t be long now,” she thought to herself “I’m really looking forward to their visit. We’ve been planning this sleepover for quite some time now. It’s just too bad Flash is out of town, he makes for an excellent caretaker.”

Just as the tea kettle began to whistle, signifying that it was ready, Rarity heard the front doorbell ring. “Just a moment.” she called cheerfully, as she took the tea kettle off the stove, and poured its contents into a set of eight cups.

Rarity then went over to the front door, and opened it. There, to her delight, were her fellow Rainbooms, as well as Sonata Dusk. Each of the Rainbooms (except for Vinyl Scratch, their sound mixer), as well Sunset Shimmer and Sonata, were carrying a bulky sleeping bag that contained supplies such as spare diapers, wipes, baby powder, and rash cream.

“Hey, Rarity, are you ready for tonight? Cause it’s gonna be super duper amazing!” Pinkie Pie cheered.

“I’ll say, I was so excited I had a hard time focusing on my guitar playing!” Rainbow Dash added.

“And it shows, ‘cause you’re normally as good as I am.” Applejack taunted, smirking a bit.

“Thank you all again for coming over, it means a lot to me.” Rarity replied, as she ushered her friends inside and closed the door behind them.

“No problem, Rarity, we wouldn’t miss this for the world.” Sunset Shimmer smiled.

“And you should be thanking Sonata, it was her idea to host this sleepover in the first place.” Fluttershy chimed in.

“I gotta admit, Sonata a bit of a wild card, but she sure knows how to have a good time!” Vinyl Scratch commented.

“It’s because of friends like you. Adagio and Aria weren’t bad, but they never really wanted to do anything that didn’t involve singing and controlling other people,” Sonata replied “I’m glad they’re slowly starting to come out of their shells a bit. I actually wanted Aria to be my caretaker, but Adagio said no.”

“Well, in time, hopefully they’ll be as friendly as you are. Or at the least, they’ll be on better terms with us,” Rarity said with a shake of her head “But for now, let’s just focus on enjoying this teen baby sleepover. And Vinyl, thanks again for agreeing to be our caretaker.”

“No problem, Rarity. It gives me something to do, besides mess with Octy, and that’s getting old.” Vinyl Scratch smiled.

Just, be careful with the toilet, it’s going to be replaced soon.” Rarity insisted.

“What happened?” Vinyl Scratch asked innocently.

“Don’t ask,” Rarity replied, and quickly changed the subject “Could I interest any of you in tea?”

“That sounds lovely, we’d love some!” Fluttershy said eagerly, and everyone else in the room nodded.