Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Big Mac grunted, heaving the machine into the bathroom. The device he carried looked like the lovechild of a trash can and a vacuum. Twin elastic hoses were connected to the top, with a nozzle at the end. He stared into the toilet, and gagged. “No more o’ Pinkie’s five cheese, seven bean burritos.” He muttered, shivering. He hadn’t believed the bathroom horror stories Applejack had to endure after eating one of those, but looking at the toilet....

He had purchased, oddly enough from Quills and Sofas, the Suctiunator 5000. It was basically a souped up plunger, with a suck function. Sliding on the complimentary gas mask that had come with it, he took a deep breath of artificial air. Due to the sole bathroom in the house being out of operation, and the outhouses being spread out across the orchids, the Apple Family had resorted to wearing the diapers they usually, well, aside from Granny Smith, wore when working on the farm. The biodegradable diapers allowed them the chance to get more farm work done, and provided excellent fertilizer.

Flicking the ON Switch with a hoof, Big Mac, his diaper crinkling, pointed the nozzle into the toilet bowl. Closing his eyes, he began to unclog the toilet, as the sound of manure being sucked into the hose rang in his ears.

He prayed to both the Maker, creator of reality, and Lord Applion, God of Apples, this would be over soon....