Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

The coronation of Twilight Sparkle had occurred barely a month ago, but it felt like a millennia to the newly crowned Princess of Friendship.

To make matters worse, Twilight found that her time travel spell wouldn’t allow her to go back to the original present day. It was as if it no longer existed, or, if it did, it was another timeline entirely. She was, it seemed, to be forever locked out of her timeline of birth. All because of one small paradox, and a book.

“My goodness, Twilight, just what did you have to eat?” Princess Celestia asked, her nose scrunching up from the smell of Twilight’s open diaper. Princess Celestia was glad she had her magic, as she used it to toss yet another soiled diaper into the waste basket in Twilight’s bed chambers. By this point, it was all but filled to the brim with used diapers. This had become a sort of routine for them. Twilight’s control over her bladder and bowels was all but gone. Or so it seemed.

“I’m sorry, Princess Celestia. I really tried to make it to a bathroom this time!” Twilight insisted, as her rump was lifted into the air, wiped clean, and set onto a freshly powdered diaper “Just a few more seconds, and I would’ve made it.”

Princess Celestia sighed, it was not unlike the sigh a mother would display towards a child that constantly made promises they couldn’t keep. “Twilight, you have been saying this since your coronation, and it hasn’t gotten any better,” Princess Celestia said seriously “It would seem, that you have altered the timeline beyond all possible repair for its original state. Attempting to change the past is impossible, unless you were to attempt to go back in time and prevent yourself from causing the paradox to begin with. Such a thing would only further damage the timeline, possibly to the point where it could erase all of time and space.”

“So then, I’m stuck in diapers for the rest of my natural life?” Twilight asked “I won’t ever be able to use a bathroom ever again?” She whimpered. True, she did occasionally pad up for long reading sessions, but she didn’t want to be stuck padded forever.

“Perhaps not,” Celestia said, tapping her chin. “I know of somepony who can try and potty train you again. She does have a foal on the way, so it’ll be good hooves-on experience.” She chimed

Twilight’s face froze into a look of horror, that could only refer to one pony, one mare. “You can’t possibly mean-” she began.

“Oh, I do mean,” Celestia smiled warmly, “Your old foalsitter, Cadence can help you.” She nuzzled Twilight, packing a diaper bag for her student and fellow Princess.

Just then, there was a knock at the bedroom door. Princess Celestia smiled “That must be Cadence now,” she said cheerfully “I already explained the situation to her, though I must say, she certainly looked ready to faint when I first told her about your little potty paradox,” She snickered, “And what happened to the dress. You should have lifted it up before using the bathroom.” She teased playfully.

Twilight felt about ready to die of embarrassment, as Princess Celestia opened the bedroom door, and in strolled Princess Cadence. She had styled her mane and tail into the ponytail she had worn when foalsitting Twilight as a filly, and were it not for her size (and her rather chubby belly) Twilight would’ve actually assumed she had traveled back in time, or even to an alternative reality.

“Hello, Twily,” Cadence said cheerfully, using the nickname Shining Armor had given to his sister as a filly “It looks like, once again, it’s up to me to get you out of diapers. I must say, I had no idea it was ‘Your Potty and You: What To Do When You Have To Pee or Poo’ that got you so motivated in the first place. I always thought it was because of Shining Armor always teasing you for being a diaper wearer past the age of three.”

“I guess I had really low standards as a little filly,” Twilight chuckled nervously “I still can’t believe it actually made me think toilets were living, breathing, creatures.”

“Well, for old time’s sake, I brought that book along with me,” Princess Cadence smiled, as she used her magic to pull said book out of her saddle bag “Now, why don’t I read it to you, while you try to go potty.”

“But there aren’t any bathrooms around here, the nearest one is down the hallway and around the corner.” Twilight spoke up.

“I know that, but I think we need to start with the basics, and work our way up to using an actual toilet,” Princess Cadence explained, as she pulled out a small, plastic, pink colored training potty with absorbent pad, customized to fit a grown mare, and placed it on the ground near Twilight’s bed “Sit on your potty chair, and get comfortable. Once you can prove you can use it, and keep your diapers and dresses clean, we’ll transition to the big potty. Okay?”

Twilight didn’t answer, as she felt Princess Cadence use her magic to take off Twilight’s diaper, and seat Twilight on the training potty.

“I think I’ll leave you two alone, so that Twily has some privacy,” Princess Celestia chuckled, as she grabbed the waste basket filled with used diapers “In the meantime, I might as well take care of Twily’s stinky diapees. We can’t have them stinking up the whole castle.” And with that, she left Twilight’s bedroom, carrying the waste basket in her magic.

The clock ticked by, as Twilight sat on the training potty, when her bladder and bowels gurgled....