Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Morgan Lulamoon sighed. His wife had left to do some grocery shopping, leaving him to look after their toddler daughter, Trixie.

And Trixie was a major handful. Constantly calling herself “Great and Powerful”, and getting into trouble.

Normally, Trixie wasn’t too naughty. She behaved fairly well, and at least somewhat cooperated with her father. But today was different.

Today, Trixie was being more difficult than ever, and Morgan was getting quite stressed out.

“Trixie Houdini Lulamoon!” Morgan shouted at the top of his lungs, as he chased after his daughter “You get your stinky diapered butt in here, so your father can change you!”

“The Great and Powerful Trixie does not need her diapee changed!” Trixie shouted defiantly, running away from her father as fast as her chubby legs and thick diaper would let her.

“Trixie, I’m not going to say it again!” Morgan said angrily, the smell from the diaper wafting through the house as if someone had set off a stink bomb “Get over here, now! Don’t you want to get changed into a fresh diaper?!”

“The Great and Powerful Trixie can change herself whenever she wants to, and right now she does not feel like it!” Trixie replied, stopping briefly to blow a raspberry at her father. She hated diaper changes.

Alas, Trixie could only run so far in a used diaper, and despite how hard she tried to run, she was unable to get away from her father.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie demands that you put her down this instant!” Trixie shouted, flailing and kicking her legs as she was carried to her nursery. Her father’s tight grip not loosening for even a second.

“‘The Great and Powerful Trixie’ is in no position to make such demands!” Morgan replied with a frustrated sigh, as he set his daughter on the floor. He quickly removed her magician themed shirt and pants, as well as her favorite light blue socks, leaving Trixie in nothing but a dirty diaper.

But, as soon as Morgan untaped the diaper, and prepared to throw it away, his daughter rose to her feet. “Catch Trixie if you can!” she shouted, and ran out of the nursery with nothing on.

“Not again!” Morgan groaned, as he chased after his naked daughter. He was glad his wife wasn’t home to see Trixie streak around the home.

Trixie streaked through the house, ignoring the cold wind that assaulted her exposed stinky bottom. It was fun to see her father struggle to keep up with her, it was his own fault for feeding her those peanut butter crackers. He knew they always ended with dirty diapers, instead of successful trips to the toilet.

But Trixie knew, that even without a full diaper, she could not outrun her father forever. Fortunately, she didn’t have to. She already knew where she needed to go to get away from him for good.

“Let’s see him try to catch Trixie when she performs her greatest trick yet.” Trixie thought to herself, as she raced into the bathroom.

Without even stopping to catch her breath, Trixie raced across the tiled floor of her bathroom. The cold tiles making her bare feet shiver slightly. But she did not stop, as she passed by the sink, then the bath tub, her destination clear in her mind.

In only a matter of seconds, Trixie came to a halt. Standing before her, was her means of escape. The big white porcelain waste disposal machine, known as the toilet. And what luck, the toilet lid was up!

Trixie did not bother to look this gift horse in the mouth, for she knew that her father wasn’t too far behind. Every second counted.

Mustering up all the strength she could, Trixie leaped up, her chubby little hands managing to grasp the edge of the bowl, which Trixie used to pull herself up so that she now stood on the bowl. Her eyes peering down into the bowl, and the hole that rested at the bottom of it.

Trixie turned around briefly, and saw that her father was closing in. But if she acted quickly, he would be too late to stop her.

This was it, the time had come for Trixie to perform a magic trick of her own! With anticipation running through her mind, Trixie reached over to the silver handle that rested near the toilet’s tank. “And now, watch in amazement, as The Great and Powerful Trixie makes herself disappear!” she shouted, grabbing the handle, and forcing down. She then jumped into the bowl, as the water began to spin around and around. She knew what she was doing, but she didn’t care. She was going to prove all the naysayers wrong, one way or another.

“Yes, take Trixie away! Show them all that Trixie is the greatest magician since Hoodini himself!” Trixie thought, as she began to be pulled towards the drain, just as her father entered the bathroom.

But Trixie was in for a disappointment. For although her feet and lower body managed to get sucked down the drain, the rest of her body did not follow. The water pressure built up behind her, as she peered furiously up through the bowl from the hole.

“Stupid toilet!” Trixie shouted, as her father began to laugh “You were suppose to send Trixie down the drain like you do with her wastes, not leave her stuck inside you like a cork!”

“Well, you needed a bath anyway,” Morgan chuckled, as he pulled his naked daughter out of the toilet. Her entire body was covered in toilet water, which dripped onto some pre placed towels. “And if you complain, I won’t make it a bubble bath. And I know how much you love bubble baths.”

Trixie huffed, and folded her arms across her tiny chest. She hated to admit defeat, especially when victory had been within her grasp. If only she were a little smaller, if only the toilet had been a bit bigger or more powerful, she would not be standing here.

Alas, such was the case.