Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Apple Bloom was panting heavily, as she locked the guest bedroom's door behind her out of fear and limitless shame.

"Oh Celestia, I've just made my little cousin quit toilet training and go around telling the world who gave her the big idea," Apple Bloom muttered "Her parents will get me, then punch me, then kill me, then grind me into compost and then throw me around the orange fields!"

Apple bloom rushed to her bad and looked underneath it, pulling out her stacks of pull-ups.

"I must get rid of those, and quick!" Apple Bloom said to herself, as she pulled out her pull-ups from underneath the bed, only to to throw it out of the window onto the lawn below with a thump. "Phase one!"

Apple Bloom then grabbed her pacifier's box in her hooves and, bobbing it in her front hooves like a hot potato, looked around her for places where to hide it.

"Wardrobe? Too small and they'll look into it for sure! They'll look into the bedside table too! Maybe the waste bin? But it's icky! Oh Celestia oh Celestia, oh Celestia oh Celestia!" she said. A knock on the door, which sounded like a cannon salvo to Apple Bloom, came from the door.

"AB? Are you alright little sis?"

Apple Bloom jolted up, causing the pacifier case to fly out of her hooves into the ceiling lamp's sun-moon dichotomy-shaped case.

"Holy crap, yes!" Apple bloom shouted, as she hurried to the door, frantically unlocking it and swinging it outwards violently, thusly slamming it against Applejack's face, who was slammed down on the floor.

"Ouch!" Applejack cried out "Watch out with those doors!"

"Sorry!" Apple Bloom shouted "What do you want Applejack?"

Applejack groaned.

"Calm down Apple Bloom, and answer to the question I'm gonna ask you," applejack said, as she got up while rubbing her muzzle "Uncle and aunt Orange are telling me that Peach Cobbler is refusing to potty train 'because Apple Bloom plays with diapers' and says that she wants to be like you."

Apple Bloom's face went pale and her mouth went agape. Her heart felt like stopping and her brain attempting to kill itself off. However, Applejack, with a mighty slap, brought Apple Bloom back to life.

"Apple Bloom, what in the hay brought you to go around wearing pull-ups around your younger cousin? Better yet, why do you wear them at all?"

Apple Bloom rubbed her hit cheek, as her mind's alarms went off and she scrambled for an answer to that question.

"Um... see.. I wanted to play longer and..."