Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

“Well, I know toilets in this world don’t usually handle manure,” Sunset Shimmer said to herself, as she worked to revive Applejack by spraying some air freshener in the bathroom “So it’s going to take a lot to flush it all down the drain.”

Lonestar looked at Applejack and blushed, whinnying a bit as if to say “Did I do that? I didn’t mean to.”

Sunset Shimmer could see Lonestar was upset, and quickly replied by saying “It’s alright, Lonestar. I know you didn’t mean to make Applejack faint, but I think we’re going to need to make sure we have lots of air freshener whenever you use the toilet. Your manure is really strong, even worse than Princess Celestia’s. And boy did her cake binges smell.”

Lonestar replied with a neigh, that Sunset Shimmer translated as “So, what do we do now?”

“Well, first we need to get Applejack to wake up,” Sunset Shimmer told Lonestar “Then, together, we’re going to need to break up your manure so we don’t break the toilet when we flush it all down the drain.” She started poking Applejack.

Applejack finally woke up, when the scent of manure no longer completely overpowered her nostrils. But even with all the air freshener that Sunset Shimmer had sprayed, it was obvious that there was still a lot of work to be done.

“Wowwee, Lonestar! Just what have you been eatin’?!” Applejack teased “Next time you gotta go, maybe you should ask Sunset Shimmer to help ya light a match! That’ll help burn off the smell!”

Lonestar blushed and responded with a series of neighs and soft winnies. “Let’s see you eat five buckets of hay and apples, and see if your waste smells like roses.”

“Now Lonestar, you know Applejack was only teasing you,” Sunset Shimmer replied “And Applejack, Lonestar is right. You’re no flower either, especially when you eat all those apples and burritos. Now, if we’re done poking fun at each other’s toilet habits, I could use a hand and possibly a hoof getting this manure to go down.”

“I’ll get the plunger!” Applejack shouted, and raced out of the bathroom.

When Applejack returned with the plunger, Sunset Shimmer and Applejack set to work on breaking down the manure as best they could. It was a long and tedious process, producing a lot of sweat.

Lonestar tried to help, by occasionally grabbing the plunger with his teeth. But it wasn’t until Sunset Shimmer decided to grab a spare plunger from the outhouse, that progress was finally made.

At last, the manure was broken down to the point where Applejack and Sunset Shimmer were confident it could be flushed, and not clog up or break the toilet.

“Are you absolutely sure we broke it up enough, Sunset?” Applejack asked, as she walked over to the handle, her diaper crinkling slightly as she did so “After all, you’re the manure expert, seein’ as you used to be a pony and all.”

“That may be, but even though we had flush toilets in Equestria, I don’t think they worked completely the same way your toilets do,” Sunset Shimmer replied. She remembered how awkward it had felt to use a human toilet during her first few days in the human world. But in time, she had gotten used to the idea, and now it was like second nature to her (even if she was using her diapers more often nowadays, and only making trips to the toilet if she didn’t have time to get changed, or was out of diapers) “Just flush it, and let’s see what happens.”

“Well, alright. But if it clogs up, you’re the one who’s gonna have to unclog it.” Applejack said, and pressed the silver handle down.

Lonestar watched with curiosity, as he saw his manure be swept up by the toilet water, and then be sucked down the drain hole with a roar. Then, the water returned, sparkling clean, as if it had never been dirty at all. “So, where does my manure go after it’s flushed?” Lonestar asked Sunset Shimmer.

“It goes to a water treatment facility,” Sunset Shimmer explained, then she giggled a bit “Of course, they’ll be surprised to see horse manure instead of human body wastes.” She said.

“So, is that how I use a toilet?” Lonestar asked, as Applejack breathed a sigh of relief “It feels kind of strange, but also kind of good.”

“Be glad we aren’t in Neighpon, then it gets stranger. But yeah, yah got the basics down.” Applejack chuckled, ruffling Lonestar’s mane. She was glad she had Sunset Shimmer to act as a translator.

“Applejack is right, it’ll take a couple of tries to get your body used to the idea,” Sunset Shimmer added “Just make sure you have someone accompany you, so they can help wipe you up, block out the odor, and break up the manure before it’s flushed. If you try to flush your manure just after you put it in the toilet, it won’t go down,” She sighed, “Reminds me of this one time Princess Celestia ate a two ton cake on her birthday, the bathroom was not a pretty sight.” She shuddered.

“Say, who is this Princess Celestia you keep talking about?” Lonestar asked Sunset Shimmer.

“She was my teacher, and adoptive mother to an extent, when I lived in Equestria,” Sunset Shimmer explained “I actually developed a bit of a what, they called ‘Foal Fetish’ during my early years. I grew out of it by the time I left for the human world though,” She giggled, “Although, it seems I’ve fallen back on it,  even though I’m now a Teen Baby and not an Adult Foal.”

“Speaking of babies and foals, I’d say you need a diaper change,” Lonestar whinned “It smells pretty bad, and I’m the one who’s manure made Applejack pass out.”

Sunset Shimmer looked down, and saw that her diaper had clearly been used. Apparently, she had forgotten all about it. She smiled, laid out the changing supplies, and laid down. She grinned, “You know, in Equestria, Celestia used to clean me in an older way, using her tongue,” She winked at her coltfriend. “Care to try it with me?” She teased.

Lonestar blushed, nodding. He slowly opened her diaper, gagging at the stench. He opened his mouth, tongue out. Sunset squirmed and blushed as his warm tongue licked her clean. Applejack flushed, covering her face with her hat. Soon, Lonestar had finished cleaning, powdering, and oiling her, and taped up a new diaper.

“Thanks sweetie.” Sunset panted, pecking him on the lips. She glanced outside, “Come on, let’s get you back to the barn, and we can continue your training later.” She smoothed out her skirt.

Applejack waved them off as the two started towards the barn. Today had been weird, so she just collapsed into bed.

Lonestar’s toilet training had only just begun.