Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Behind a velvet curtained stage, six mares stood before one dressed in a plum colored blazer, with a red beret on her head. The six were wearing various costumes, with Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship, wearing the most ornate armor, for she played the Mouse Queen in the performance of the Ancient Roaman play Ponyville theatre was performing. Rainbow glared at Harshwhinny, “Alright H-Whinny, why in the name of Celestia’s left plot cheek are we diapered?” She asked, gesturing to the six diapers taped around each mare’s rump.

Harshwhinny sighed, running a calloused hoof down her face. “You need to pad out the armor a bit, that, and since the first intermission isn’t in...” She glanced at the clock, “Two hours, you may not leave the stage, or backstage, if your part is done or not yet started.” She pulled the curtain aside, creating a small slit in the fabric, and peeked out. She turned back to the six, as the rest of the cast started joining them. “Alright everypony,” She clapped her hooves once, “Showtime.”

A hush fell over the audience, as a spotlight flickered on in the center of the stage. Spike, dressed in an attire similar to what he wore when he was the announcer for the Hearth’s Warming Eve play, except in red and gold, with armored pauldrons on his shoulders, fitting hsi size of course. He cleared his throat, “Good evening, everypony, tonight we shall tell the tale of a foolish Frog King, and a battle that lasted but a day.” He bowed, and retreated behind the curtains, as the play began.

It was thirty minutes to the first intermission, and already Rainbow was about to burst. She glanced around, shifting her hind legs, while she wore a frog-suit, with armor overlaying it. She glanced at her friends, and then the audience. Nopony would know if she went. She fought it, but eventually knew it would be pointless. Mentally punching herself, she sighed, as a faint hissing sound could be heard to those close by, which were her marefriend Fluttershy, and Pinkie. At least she didn’t have to take a dump.