Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Princess Cadence was normally not one to let herself get stressed out, after all, she was the one that had taught Twilight the deep breathing technique. But the past couple of days, she had been stressed to no end.

With the anniversary of their wedding approaching, Shining Armor had decided that it would be best to conduct the sort of wedding Cadence had wanted to have, before she was abducted by the changeling queen. Said queen had made quite a few changes that couldn’t be undone in the short time span between her defeat, and the official wedding.

At first, Cadence was thrilled! She was going to have a proper wedding from start to finish, and this time, there would be no elephant in the room to taint the mood.

But as the days leading up to the wedding in the Crystal Empire passed by, Princess Cadence suddenly found herself growing worried. What if this wedding was all just a ruse by that changeling queen to abduct her again? Or feed off of her love for Shining Armor?

Cadence worried so much about this and many other things, that her bedwetting issues from when she was a filly came back to her. Shining Armor didn’t seem to mind at all, though he certainly didn’t like being awoken to find his wife sobbing in bed, and the sheets smelling heavily of urine.

“Maybe you should see a doctor about this, honey.” Shining Armor had suggested, as the bedwetting became more and more frequent “This isn’t good for you.”

Rather than take his advice, however, Princess Cadence tried other solutions to cure her bed wetting. She stopped drinking liquids before bed, and made sure to empty her bladder and bowels at every opportunity. She also tried taking some medication, but although the bedwetting became less of a problem, it was still prevalent.

To make matters worse, the stress began to affect Cadence during the day, to the point where she would have to make frequent trips to her other crystal throne.

Cadence wasn’t certain how she was going to manage if she had to go during the wedding, the last thing she wanted was to have an accident in her wedding dress, and be the subject of gossip amongst ponies for months to come.

“You will please hold still, your majesty?” Rarity asked Princess Cadence, as the fashionista tried her best to measure the crystal princess.

“I’m sorry, Rarity,” Princess Cadence apologized “It’s just that, I’ve been having all sorts of ‘personal issues’ lately.”

“Oh, is it that time of the month?” Rarity asked innocently.

“What?! No, no! It’s nothing like that!” Princess Cadence replied, firmly shaking her head. Just then an all too familiar urge hit her lower regions, her bladder became to scream out for it to be relieved.

Rarity was quite surprised when Princess Cadence dashed out of her bedroom, and into the crystal bathroom, promptly slamming the door shut behind her. Soon, there came the sound of a toilet seat being lowered, a familiar hissing sound, and then the sound of a toilet being flushed. Rarity quickly put two and two together, as Princess Cadence washed her hooves in the crystal sink.

“Sorry about that, Rarity.” Princess Cadence apologized, as she emerged from the bathroom.

“It’s perfectly alright, darling,” Rarity smiled “I’ve seen this sort of thing happen before.”

“You have?!” Princess Cadence gasped.

Rarity nodded “It’s a lot more common than you might think. So many wifes-to-be become so nervous, that the stress starts to affect their bodily functions. And, as is often the case with stress, it can be easily corrected.”

“What do I have to do?” Princess Cadence asked Rarity.

Rarity just smiled “Well, have you ever heard about ‘Bridal Diapers’?”

“‘Bridal Diapers’? What are those?” Princess Cadence asked, though she was sure she already knew the answer.

“They are diapers specifically designed to be worn underneath a bride’s wedding dress.” Rarity explained “Sometimes, wedding dresses can make using the facilities a bit difficult. And as I mentioned earlier, lots of wife to bes suffer from stress that temporarily affects their bodily functions.”

“I fail to see how wearing diapers is suppose to help me feel less stressed.” Cadence said skeptically.

“Not to worry, darling. Just leave everything to me, and I promise you that you’ll feel much better.” Rarity smiled, and set to work on designing Cadence’s wedding dress. The first thing she sketched out, was the design for the bridle diaper that Cadence would wear.

When the day of the wedding arrived, Princess Cadence was a nervous wreck. If it weren’t for the fact that I love Shining Armor so much, I’d call off this whole wedding right now. she thought to herself, as she waited for Rarity to arrive with her wedding dress.

“Ah, Princess Cadence. So lovely to see you on your big day.” Rarity greeted, as she entered the bed chambers of the crystal couple. The veiled wedding dress neatly dangling from a hanger.

One thing that Cadence found odd though, was Rarity’s saddlebag, which seemed to have a bulge to it. It was as if it were carrying a bulky object. It was then that Cadence remembered the ‘bridal diaper’ that Rarity had suggested to her.

“Well, first thing’s first,” Rarity smiled, as she guided Princess Cadence into the crystal bathroom and instructed her to lay down on the floor “We’ve got to you diapered so you don’t have an accident.”

Princess Cadence tried her best to hold still, as Rarity used her magic to lift the crystal princess’ rump into the air and powder it lightly, before setting it down onto a stylishly designed diaper that felt so soft.

“I took the liberty of including a few ‘deodorizing’ crystals, just in case.” Rarity explained, as she allowed Princess Cadence to stand.

At first, Cadence didn’t like the added bulk of her diaper. It made her walk with a noticeable waddle, and gave off a crinkle with every step. But as seconds passed, she grew to not mind it.

“What will I say to Shining Armor if he finds out?” Princess Cadence asked Rarity, as she was helped into her wedding dress.

“Just tell him the truth, I’m sure he’ll understand,” Rarity said with a wink. “Now, you’d better get going. Don’t want to be late to your own wedding.”

“Oh, right.” Cadence said nervously, as she slowly waddled out of the bedroom.

The wedding itself went off without a hitch. No one seemed to notice that the crystal princess’ rear was a bit bulkier than usual, or if they did, they took no notice.

“I now pronounce you, stallion and wife, you may kiss the bride!” Princess Celestia declared a short time later. Shining Armor didn’t need any further encouragement, and leaned in to give his wife a kiss.

Princess Cadence leaned in to kiss him, ignoring the hissing sound and rude noise coming from her lower regions. In fact, it wasn’t until after she had finished kissing Shining Armor, that she was even aware that she had used her diaper.

“Where are you going, honey?” Shining Armor asked his wife, when the wedding was over and the post wedding celebration began.

Cadence gulped, she didn’t know how to break the news to Shining Armor about her little ‘secret’. “I… uh…. need to… use the bathroom!” she said nervously.

Shining Armor let out a chuckle “What are you talking about? You already have.”

“Whatever do you mean?” Princess Cadence asked nervously, trying to slowly back away.

“Sweetie, I know a diaper when I see one.” Shining Armor replied, and sniffed the air “And from the smell of things, I think a certain baby just used her diaper not too long ago.”

Princess Cadence said nothing, she just blushed. Her blush was so bright, that the veil of her dress couldn’t hide it.

Shining Armor smiled, as he approached his padded wife “Come on baby, let’s get you changed into a clean diapee before you stink up the whole castle. It’s a good thing Rarity filled me in on your little ‘secret’ before the wedding began.”