Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Mrs. Cake was not happy with Pinkie Pie right now, not in the slightest.

"Pinkie Diane Pie, you have a lot of things to explain to me right now!" She roared, as she slammed Pinkie Pie's bedroom open, revealing Pinkie Pie laying in bed napping and wearing a pull-up as countermeasure to her abouts of loss of control. At least, Pinkie was napping, as she had jumped as high as the ceiling and she was slowly landing onto the floor like somepony going down with a parachute.

"W-what is it, Mrs. Cake?" Pinkie asked, as she touched the ground, her mane slightly deflated. "Did I mess up that cake order for the Duke of Hannhooves?"

"No, Pinkie, it's something else completely," Mrs. Cake said sternly, as she walked up to Pinkie, who was begin as still as an ice statue. "Pumpkin Cake has just started to swear quite profusely. When I asked her who told her, she told me that you taught her."

A loud hiss came from Pinkie Pie, as she bit her lower lip in blatant terror of punishment.

"Pinkie, I want you to know: why did you tell them?"

"I-I thought that it was a good idea. I mean, they asked me what's the name of their bits and I thought that tell them was better than not tell them..." Pinkie Pie said, before descending into nonsensical blabber and wild gestures, which however did nothing to sooth Mrs. Cake.

"Pinkie, that's not a good idea. They have no idea if a word is to be said in polite company or not. And, since I don't have the power to erase those words from their memory, I think I will set up a swear jar." Mrs. Cake said "In addition with you teaching them to not repeat those words."

Pinkie Pie slowly stopped to flail for tilt her head in confusion.

"A swear jar? But they don't even have money! How that would work?" She asked. Mrs. Cake put her hoof right in front of Pinkie's face.

"Use candies and pacifiers as money equivalent for them." She simply said, as she then left the room. "That's all, Pinkie Pie."

Pinkie Pie sighed and pulled off her pull-up. Getting Pound to give up his pacifier whenever he mentioned his pensi wasn’t goign to be an easy task at all.

But, Pinkie guessed, that’s the additional price for her mistake.