Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Principal Cinch sighed, as she realized just how swamped she was going to be in the next few days, in the attempt to wash out the shame of Canterlot High's Incident. Aside from trying her best to bribe her way out of media coverage, Principal was also dealing with an overall drop of morale and discipline in her school, as result of her actions.

As result she had more often than not called students in her office several times over in the past few weeks, to the point it was getting grating for her.

"Your... sardonic 'humor,' if it can even be called that, isn't appreciated in my school, Lemon Zeist," Principal Cinch said, as she tried her favourite tactic to submit her students, the stiff circling walk around the seated offender. "I pray you know what to do now."

Lemon Zeist looked with a bored look at Principal Cinch, something that Cinch felt like an implicit act of defiance on its own.

"Whatever you say," Lemon Zeist said with a shrug. "I didn't do anything."

Principal Cinch clashed her teeth in anger, as she snapped her head towards Lemon Zeist.

"You, along with Sunny Flare, have occupied the intercom and transmitted fascist songs on it, claiming that was my favourite choice of music." Principal Cinch said with passion. "That is something indeed."

Lemon Zeist shrugged.

"Well, at least I didn't fake shock incontinence like Indigo Zap and most of the guys!" Lemon Zeist said, looking at her fingernails.

Principal Cinch recoiled a little.

"You're telling me that Indigo Zap and a rather long list of students have lied to me bold-faced and without an ounce of regret?" Principal Cinch said, clenching her first and biting her lower lip.

Lemon Zeist shrugged again as she crossed her legs.

"Well, actually, Indigo Zap has been diagnosed with minor Functional Incontinence, but it'snot  like she has to wear such big diapers, go without skirt 'for aeration' and all. The guys are mostly faking it, thought." Lemon Zeist stated.

Principal Cinch started to breathe heavily.

"Never, in my career, I have seen such attempts at fool me and mock my authority in such a massive scale. This requires an exemplar punishment!" She said, stomping her feet a couple of times, before turning to the door. "You're dismissed, Lemon Zeist. Technically you would have been barred from entering after school programs ever again. However, since I feel generous and since you have served me with sycophantry, I will commute it to double schoolwork."

That begin said, Lemon Zeist sighed and slowly walked out of the office's door. As soon as the student left her office, Principal Cinch fixed her tie, and walked out with large and fast steps towards the Physics lab, where she presumed most of them were at that hour.

She arrived at the black wooden door of the lab and rapidly lowered the handle before almost unhinging the door by opening it towards herself. Inside, Principal Cinch saw Upper Crust, wearing only the upper part of his uniform, with a diaper styled like one for toddlers on his hip, changing Indigo Zap's diaper on one of the large green formica tables.

Sour Sweet was at the window, clearly smoking something, her skirt lifted just enough to reveal that she was wearing a white diaper, while nearby Pettifogger slept on a pile of rucksacks and Wind Sower seemed to count some diapers kept underneath the sink. Spinozo, Hailstorm and other male students were just hanging about with only part of their uniform on.

Principal Cinch gnashed her teeth and glared at each and every student in the room. hen, she broke down her own anger.

"What is going on here? Who gave you the permission to do this? Why are you so blatantly breaking the dress code? And why, in the name that is holy and saint, are you wearing diapers in these premises?! This is an institute of higher education, not a Preschool!" Principal Cinch shouted, as she ran and went on to grab Indigo Zap by the ear.

Everyone in the room turned towards Principal Cinch with a surprised and scared faces, while Indigo Zap, with her diaper still not taped on her crotch, yelped and tried to give herself modesty with her right hand.

"Ow! I said I needed those!" Indigo Zap said, as Principal Cinch dragged her to the door.

"Your classmate Lemon Zeist told me that you, and each and every allegedly incontinent person in this school, is playing me dumb!" Principal Cinch said with a roar. "What is your excuse for this!?"

"It's simple." Window Sower said with smugness, as he helped Pettifogger to get up from hsi makeshift rucksack beds. "We've been healed!"

"With what?" Principal Cinch asked, bemused. "Incontinence doesn't usually heal..."

Window Sower grabbed a nearby broom from he handle and then started to wave it towards his classmates.

"Woloo, ayhooo! Wololo,ayhooo!  Wololo, ayhooo!" said, clearly stifling laughter. All of the sudden, the male students started to feel around their lower abdomen, until they grabbed their diapers' tape and yanked them off, flashing Principal Cinch.

"We don't need those anymore! thanks Window Sower!" They all shouted, before exploding in pure, unfiltered laughter. Meanwhile, Window Sower made the fig sign at a shocked and appalled Principal Cinch, who could only stare at the sight before her.

"Y-you..." Principal Cinch stuttered, as she tried to form a sentence that was adquate to the situation at hand, but failign to piece anythign together, as the students kept laughing at her.