Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Ruby Pinch nervously looked at Noi and asked “What did you almost forget?”

Noi, with little hesitation, said to her playmate “That was your last diaper that went down the drain just a few seconds ago. You don’t have any fresh ones that you can change into.”

“What?!” Ruby Pinch gasped, completely shocked at what she’d just heard.

“It’s true.” Noi replied “You didn’t have very many diapers to begin with, and I tried to bring this to your attention. But you said it wouldn’t be a problem, so I said nothing more on the subject.”

“Why didn’t you buy some more diapers while we were in town, playing together?” Ruby Pinch asked angrily.

Noi shrugged “I didn’t bring any money with me. And you spent all your daily allowance on buying me ice cream.”

“And you just let me do it?!” Ruby Pinch asked Noi, who didn’t seem at all bothered by her friend’s anger and frustration.

“I tried to ask you if you were absolutely sure you wanted to buy the ice cream.” Noi said nonchalantly “You said yes.”

“I assumed you were just trying to be considerate.” Ruby Pinch replied “Not once did you mention anything about diapers, except when it came time to change them!”

“Well, this whole ageplay thing was your idea,” Noi said to Ruby Pinch, completely unaware of how angry and upset her friend was. “You were the one who said you wanted to wear and use diapers. I suggested we only use them once or twice outside the house, but you said that if we wanted the full experience, we would have to use them as often as possible.”

“Well, you didn’t have to wait until you flushed away my last diaper to tell me we were all out of them!” Ruby Pinch complained loudly.

“Well perhaps next time, you’ll listen to me when I’m trying to tell you something important!” Noi tsked, shaking her hoof in a scolding fashion.

Ruby Pinch just sighed, she was still really upset with Noi for keeping the diaper shortage a secret all this time, and not making any efforts to encourage Ruby Pinch to buy more.

“Do you think we could maybe borrow some diapers from The Cakes?” Noi asked Ruby Pinch.

“What?! You were the one who said we couldn’t ask other ponies about diapers without Carrot Top finding out!” Ruby Pinch said crossly.

“I was referring to asking random strangers. I know The Cakes, and I know them enough to know that they won’t tell a soul if we ask to borrow some of their diapers. Just as long as we ask nicely.” Noi explained.

“Why don’t we just go back to your place and borrow some diapers or pull-ups from there?” Ruby Pinch suggested.

“And drag them all the way across town? I don’t think so.” Noi replied “Besides, the only diapers I have at home are those bland ‘nighttime protection’ brand ones. They aren’t as strong or fun as the diapers we were wearing earlier today.”

“So, it’s either ask The Cakes if we can borrow some diapers, or wear no diapers at all?” Ruby Pinch asked Noi.

Noi replied with a nod of her head “Don’t worry, if we ask nicely enough The Cakes will be more than happy to lend us as many diapers as we want. And even if they don’t, Pinkie Pie will be willing to lend us some.”

“Really?” Ruby Pinch asked.

“Yes, really.” Noi replied “She has diapers stashed all over Ponyville, in case of diaper emergencies.”

Ruby Pinch sighed again, knowing that she had no other options. She loved wearing and using diapers, and she didn’t want the fun to end just because she and her friend had exhausted their current supply of the disposable undergarments.

“So, friend. What do you see we stop talking, and head over to Sugarcube Corner so we can continue our foal fun?” Noi asked Ruby Pinch.

For the first time since learning about the diaper shortage, Ruby Pinch smiled at Noi and said “Sure. But before we do that, there’s a little something I need to take care of.”

Noi, suspecting nothing at all said in reply “What is it?”

Ruby Pinch’s response was to suddenly scoop up Noi, and drop her into the toilet bowl.

Noi landed in the bowl with a splash, and poked her head up as her body bobbed up and down in the water like a cork. “What are you doing?!” she asked Ruby Pinch, as she observed her friend looking down at her with a smile on her face.

“The diaper shortage is largely your fault!” Ruby Pinch said seriously “You’re a diaper using machine! You only changed my diaper once, but I had to change your diaper several times!”

“I said I was sorry.” Noi apologized.

“And I’m sure you are.” Ruby Pinch replied “But I can’t have you depleting the diaper stash again with your constant useage.”

Now, Noi was absolutely terrified. She did not like where Ruby Pinch’s line of conversation was heading. “Come on now, we’re friends,” the terrified filly said, trying to find a way to climb out of the bowl. “Would you really flush your only friend in the world of Equestria down the porcelain wave machine?”

Ruby Pinch did not respond at first, she merely looked at her friend one last time, then pulled the toilet handle. “Yes, I would. Maybe while you’re down there, you can retrieve the diaper you flushed.” she said to Noi.

Noi’s response was cut off, as the terrified filly spun around and around with the water in the toilet bowl, and disappeared down the drain with a gurgling “Glug, glug.”

Ruby Pinch, completely unconcerned over the fact that she had flushed her friend down the toilet, wiped herself clean as best she could with some wet wipes, then washed her hooves and left the bathroom.

She quickly set off for Sugarcube Corner to talk to The Cakes. Hopefully, Noi hadn’t been pulling her leg about them being willing to let her borrow some diapers.