Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Pinkie Pie always enjoyed looking after Pound and Pumpkin Cake, they were probably the most adorable pair of toddlers that she had ever met.

That being said, babysitting them was never a cakewalk. Whether it be changing the twins diapers, feeding them snacks and meals, or just keeping them under control, Pinkie Pie would always find herself being run ragged by the time babysitting was over.

But the Cake Twins were so adorable that Pinkie Pie refused to give up babysitting them. In time, she learned some tricks that made babysitting a tad bit easier.

One fine summer day in Ponyville, Pinkie Pie was looking after Pound and Pumpkin Cake, while their parents attended an important meeting at town hall.

“Let’s see,” Pinkie Pie said to herself, as she walked to up to the nursery. All the while, she was reading from a checklist Mr. and Mrs. Cake had left her. “Diapers: Check.” A fully stocked changing table was always important. “Wipes and powder: Check.” It was no good changing a used diaper without either wipes or powder. Even though Pinkie Pie had once tried cleaning Pound and Pumpkin Cake by sticking their butts in the toilet, and then flushing it. “Toys and Stuffed Animals: Check.” Keeping the twins entertained was easier when they had things to occupy their attention.

Leaving the nursery, Pinkie Pie made her way back downstairs, making sure that the doors to all other upstairs rooms were locked. All the while, she continued to read through the checklist “Pacifiers: Check”. Pound and Pumpkin Cake’s pacifiers were being cleaned in the kitchen sink, and would be given back to them at nap time (or whenever they needed a change. Pinkie Pie found that a pacifier in the mouth made diaper changing much easier, at least for her). “Baby monitor: Check.” The monitor was probably the most important tool that Pinkie Pie and Mr. and Mrs. Cake used in their daily lives, without it, Pound and Pumpkin Cake would’ve a lot harder to keep track of.

The last item on the list was milk. All in all, Pinkie Pie was convinced that today’s babysitting job would just like every other babysitting job. But when she opened the door of the refrigerator, she was shocked to discover that there were no bottles of either formula, or breastmilk.

“Oh no! How could Mrs. Cake forget to make more milk before she left?!” Pinkie Pie thought outloud, frantically rushing all around and hoping she could find something that could help her. But every cabinet and drawer she searched through turned up nothing.

“What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?!” Pinkie Pie said frantically. Pound and Pumpkin Cake were almost certain to get hungry before long. And Mr. and Mrs. Cake wouldn’t be home at least for another hour, but knowing town hall meetings, they were likely not going to be back for another two and a half hours.

Then, just as Pinkie Pie was about to give up and ask one of the neighbors for help, she discovered something tucked away in the corner of the medicine cabinet. She pulled it out, and instantly realized what they were. They were mothering pills. Apparently, Mrs. Cake had used these, back when she was the babysitter for Pinkie’s twin sisters Marble and Limestone. But that had been years ago.

“Oh, I’ve never breastfed, before.” Pinkie Pie said outloud. But she knew that the pills were the only option at this point. Pound and Pumpkin Cake needed nutrition.

Sighing and taking a deep breath, Pinkie Pie took some of the pills out of the box, and popped them into her mouth. A few seconds later, her boobs began to feel tender and full. It felt really weird.

“Well, at least I know these things still work.” Pinkie Pie said nervously, as she carefully walked back upstairs and into the nursery.

As soon as Pound and Pumpkin Cake saw Pinkie Pie, they were overjoyed. “Pinkie!” they cheered, just before their stomachs began to growl.

“Aw, are you guys hungry?” Pinkie Pie asked cheerfully, the twins nodded in response. “Well, don’t you worry, I’ll take care of that.” And she took off her pink shirt, revealing her milk filled breasts to the twin toddlers.

Pound and Pumpkin Cake were scooped into Pinkie’s arms, and after a few seconds of uncertainity, they began to suckle from her teats. They were soon rewarded with the taste of sweet milk. And Pinkie Pie couldn’t help but wonder if her breast milk tasted differently from Mrs. Cake’s breast milk.