Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

"Bathroom."

A weird and scary word connected to an equally-scary place, for little Rainbow Dash.

The bathroom was scarier than spiders. It was worse than the doctors. Darkness was less terrifying, and the crawling monsters under her bed ran away at the sound of it. Aside from begin cold and big, and smelling like one of her used diapers constantly, the place's king was huge, white, really noise, and left no chance to anything tha entered into it to leave, ocne it started eating with its infernal noise... in short, Rainbow Dash didn't like it one bit.

Her parents had insisted time and tiem again that usign the bathroom was going to make her a big filly and stop begin a little one, but Rainbow Dash refused to do so.

After all, diaper changes were better than stay inside such a room, where things could enter and never leave. Her parents had resorted to make her try to use smaller version of the white mosnter-thing that made the awful noise, but it was of no use, as Dash feared it was going to eat her away anyway.

"Dashie, c'mon!" Rainbow Dash's fahter siad "This is ridicolous! You are four and half now and you're able to preen and eat all alone, why won't you use the toilet?"

Rainbow Dash crossed her tiny frotn hooves together, as her father cleaned up her poopy butt and her dried her kitty up.

"Diapees are fun, toilet is scary," she said, as her nether regiosn were powdered. Her fahter sighed, as he unfolded a ligth blue diaper with yellow bolts on the front.

"Dashie, the toilet isn't a mosnter, it's harmless." Rainbow Dash's father said, and Rainbow Dash pouted even more.

"Nu-uh!" Rainbow Dash said, as she flapped her way off the bed "I don't wanna use the toilet!"

"So, you wanna remain a little filly?" Rainbow Dash's father siad.

Rainbow Dash's eyes widened at the idea. She didn't want to stay a little filly, she just wanted to not use the toilet!

"But I'm big filly, I just not wnat to use toilet!" Rainbow Dash protested, which made her father sigh again.

"Would you do it in the garden? You know, no diaper, but oyu must go potty outside the house?" Dash's fahter said, clearly annoyed. Rainbow Dash immediately smiled, at  the prospect of what her fahter said, which basically amounted to play for as long as she liked without any diaper checks or toielt breaks.

"Yay!" Rainbow Dash said, clappign her hooves happily.