Cheating the Cycle of Life- A Padded Pony Collab

Rainbow Dash was extremely thrilled at the deal her father struck with her. She could leave behind her diapers once and for all, without having to venture near that scary place called the bathroom.

Doing her business outside was really enjoyable. She got to play for as long as she wanted, without having to worry about needing her diaper checked, or having to struggle against being taken to the bathroom.

But Rainbow Dash’s parents weren’t willing to give up without a fight. They were determined to get their daughter potty trained, one way or another.

One fine summer day, Rainbow Dash was outside, playing on her playset. She did not yet feel the need to have a bowel movement, and so she was enjoying herself enormously.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash’s mother and father were awaiting the arrival of somepony very important.

“Are you really sure this is the right thing to do, honey?” Rainbow Dash’s mother asked.

“Our garden cannot continue to smell of manure all the time. The neighbors will complain, and Rainbow Dash will have no friends,” Rainbow Dash’s father replied “This is the only way we can correct the issue.”

“I just don’t know how I feel about some stranger teaching our little Dashie how to use the toilet.” Rainbow Dash’s mother said with concern.

“She said it herself that she has plenty of experience dealing with foals that don’t want to be potty trained. She has a very good track record for this sort of thing.” Rainbow Dash’s father explained seriously.

Just then, there was a knock at the front door. “Ah, that must be the foalsitter.” Rainbow Dash’s father realized, and went to open the door.

When the door was opened, a pegasus mare no more than 30 years of age strolled in. She had a coat that was as white as snow, and her sky blue mane and tail were styled into a series of curls that looked lovely. Her cutie mark was a toilet seat, to symbolize how good she was at getting colts and fillies to use the toilet.

“Hello,” the pegasus mare greeted warmly “I am Swirly Sweet, foalsitter and toilet trainer extraordinaire. You must be the mother and father of Rainbow Dash, correct?”

“Indeed we are,” Rainbow Dash’s father replied seriously, shaking Swirly Sweet’s hoof “Thank you for coming on such short notice. But we really need your help.”

“Think nothing of it, I am here to help,” Swirly Sweet said firmly “So, what seems to be the problem with Rainbow Dash? Once I know why she’s so unwilling to be potty trained, I’ll have a better idea on how to fix it.”

“Well, it all started when Rainbow Dash was two years old,” Rainbow Dash’s mother began “We told her that she was old enough to be potty trained, and use the bathroom. But right from the start, she refused to co-operate.”

“She wouldn’t go near the toilet, let alone sit on it,” Rainbow Dash’s father added “Kept claiming it was going to eat her up. We tried to ease her fears by getting her a training potty, and telling her she could use it. But even that wouldn’t work, because she said that it would just eat her instead. Eventually, I got sick of changing her diapers. So I told her she had to go potty outside the house.”

Swirly Sweet was silent for a moment, as she listened to what Rainbow Dash’s mother and father had to say. Then, after a little bit of thinking to herself, she turned to the parents and said boldly “You have nothing to worry about. By the end of this day, Rainbow Dash will be using the toilet like all big ponies do.”

“What will you do?” Rainbow Dash’s mother and father asked.

“I’m going to use the methods I’ve always used when dealing with cases of toilet fear.” Swirly Sweet replied, and whispered her plan to Rainbow Dash’s parents.

Rainbow Dash was busy swinging back and forth on her swingset, enjoying the feeling she received as she pushed herself higher and higher. But her enjoyment didn’t last for long, as she suddenly felt a familiar pressure in her lower regions. She knew what that meant, she had to poop.

“Hello, Rainbow Dash.” Swirly Sweet greeted, walking over to her client.

Rainbow Dash was incredibly surprised to see a pony besides her parents, especially one that she had never seen before. She did not like this new pony at all. “Go away!” she said crossly, as she climbed out of her swingset.

“Rainbow Dash! That is NOT how you greet a pony who is only here to help you.” Swirly Sweet scolded.

“Who are you?! And what do you mean by ‘help me’?! Me no need help!” Rainbow Dash protested.

“I am Swirly Sweet, and oh yes you do,” Swirly Sweet replied, grabbing Rainbow Dash by the tail “You are not using the toilet like you’re suppose to. And your parents have tasked me with correcting that issue.”

“I don’t wanna use the toilet, it too scary!” Rainbow Dash said in defiance, and tried to run away. Thankfully, her urge to poop wasn’t very strong, yet.

“It isn’t scary, you just think it is.” Swirly Sweet replied in a half kind, half serious tone of voice, as she dragged a squirming and kicking Rainbow Dash into the house.

Rainbow Dash put up quite the fight, as she was dragged through her house and into the bathroom. “I ain’t using the toilet! You can’t make me!” she protested, even as Swirly Sweet dragged her into the bathroom, and closed the door behind them.

“Now, Rainbow Dash. You listen, and you listen good,” Swirly Sweet said seriously, as she placed the squirming filly on the toilet “You are going to sit on the toilet seat until you do your business! We can do this the easy way, or the hard way! It’s your choice!”

Rainbow Dash was frantic, as her butt touched the seat of the king of the bathroom. She felt for sure it was looking at her with its evil eyes, and saying “I haven’t had a rainbow colored filly before. I wonder what it will taste like.”

Immediately, Rainbow Dash began to panic. She wanted to get off the toilet before it had a chance to eat her. But just by looking at her legs, she could easily see that jumping down was not an option. She was too high off the ground. And her wings weren’t developed enough to let her fly for more than a few seconds.

“I wanna get off! I wanna get off!” Rainbow Dash shouted, crying and screaming, as she flailed about on the toilet seat.

“Rainbow Dash, calm down! You’re going to lose your balance!” Swirly Sweet replied.

But Rainbow Dash didn’t listen, she continued to flail around. Sure enough, her body was unable to handle the erratic motions she was making, and her butt began to slide off of the seat. In her haste to avoid falling off the seat and into the bowl, Rainbow Dash tried to grab hold of something. But the only thing her hooves grabbed, was the silver flusher, and they forced it down.

Swirly Sweet gasped in horror, as she saw Rainbow Dash fall into the toilet bowl, and disappear down the drain after spinning around with the toilet water.

“This isn’t good! How am I gonna explain this to the parents?!” Swirly Sweet said to herself, as she eyed the toilet.